Say something nice about Portugal

Say something nice about Portugal

Fado music is decent.

they helped spread christianity and had a history of purging kebabs, they should be proud of it

fucking shithole

they are whiter than Africa

trips of truth
should've mensioned the hundreds of thousand of jews we killed

Go back to the favela!
Fuck off marroco 2.0
My country was founded by the crusades, we kill or expel all de muslims or jews from Iberian peninsula. First contry to discovery of de the world. First global Empire. Portuguese langue is one of the most spoken of the world. Spread of Christiany. Today Portugal is one of safest countries in Europe. First country to decriminalised drugs.

Shut up lisboeta

Nao sou lisboeta, que se passa?

They are rude.
[spoiler] but i like them

5th best country in Europe

Santiago!

the trips speak the truth

Their countrymen are nice outside Sup Forums

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I would also add,being by ratio the largest enslaves of human history , first global trade , Longest global empire in history.


Just to have some perspective 90% of our existence we were a multi continental country

Portugas are pretty cool people, the country's beautiful, architecture and landscape wise, they're catholics.

But above anything else, they aren't spain

cutest embassy in dc

fódase cara, vai-te

Portuguese merchants helped us invent this god tier cuisine. So thank you.

people who realise that Vilamoura is the best place in Portugal are more Portuguese than people who do not.

People are mostly quiet, even if not particularly orderly.

Pretty good irl bantz, too.

Our bestestest lapdog. Thanks for being our shield against the euromexicans.

They're Spain's neighbor. Their language and culture are shitty knockoffs.

something nice about Portugal

Ah yes, the american's opinion

Your egg tarts are delicious

More like Vilamoura is the most plastic place in Portugal.

why Portugal hasn't annexed spain yet?

Nothing to gain from it.

They make nice towels. Also those cocks that change color depending on the ambient humidity.

galego?

thanks to them we have Brazil now

Portugal is alright

t. parents are porkchops but I born in canada

>inb4 muh heritage

I wish.

Their girls are easy when they come here

Portuguese grills have moustache and they are cucks with niggers from their ex colonies

It has some very nice ports.

They're so small and irrelevant that no one would waste a nuke on them. Also their language sounds like a bunch of chittering monkeys trying to speak Spanish and that makes me laugh.

That's brazilian portuguese. Euro portuguese sounds slavic