Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

I shoot magic missle in to the darkness edition

>GuP got a movie, huh
Yes and it's amazing.
Watch it now.

We claimin

kagami claimed!!!

post lewds of your waifu.

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Snek is always a cute.

>Vigil
I still read faceless posts and consider them, they can be informative. But if it's straight up insults with no constructive comments at all they should be obviously ignored.
>I might still reply back because I enjoy feeding trolls

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Claimed
So i got a question for anyone. What do you guys do that may seem wierd to other people?
>i prefer cold pizza
Not like eating a frozen one out of the box, but when i order a pizza i let it sit in the fridge and instead of reheating leftover pizza i like it cold
Tracers still give me aids, my poor supports just get dunked by them. Glad to see someone is ruining their lives.

Nah. I can barely find lewds of Shizuru, let alone ones i'd feel compelled to share.

claimed, still here

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claim what the hell happened while i was gone?

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a nice orange one is

who the hell is shizuru

Hey everyone,.

are there any big printer there ? I'm sure you can find something better than a fast food place
I've been there , you won't like it

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Howdy niggers
>claiming

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QOTT - Whats the most disgusting food item you've handled?

I have a few ties - tripe, brains and soft shelled crab.

>I still read faceless posts and consider them, they can be informative.
Of course, I should have worded that better. I didn't mean to seem stuck-up.

Mayo on fries. Apparently
>I remember you guys dissing.

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Still waiting for season 2

When you point at the OP, and the OP is Shizuru...
You do the math.

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Fuckin' Midorin... One of my earliest Waifus.

R63 Inuyasha

still here

and

no just a small family owned own and i know i wont I worked at subway for a while and hated it

Brains? Wait what?

>Eu
>11/10 movie
More reason to watch it!
I am starting the dowload~

The smores roll was alright. Needs more chocolate melted down and marshmallows too the next time I make it

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oh I know
>checked
who?
right right.

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It sucks Red/Orange ones are harder to find.

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I just can't resist to those Petit Memos + can't really find any relevant artwork
Is that so ? Sad. But I've changed 'cause I lot my interest in lolis

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Akiko claimed

>Homura
I'm not too worried Most of my class are Tumblrites, I hate it
If any of my classmates see it and they have a problem with it then they're either fellow weeaboos or I'll settle it with them and punch them in their jaw

>Vigil
I admit I did react to some when I first came here, and I do react to those that are not vitriolic. But I can't recall having reacted to any shitty posts directed at me recently. I have a terrible memory though so correct me if I'm wrong

If tracer is giving you shit you pick Mei or roadhog. God, hooking a Tracer is probably the most satisfying thing in the game right now, along with hooking Phara/Mcree/Reaper out of ult
Honorable mention to Winston and Symmetra though Tracer can outrun them most of the time

I remember that
Wait fries and chips are different in England right? I'm American remember

just isn't that a bit hypocritical though? they complain about hitting image limit too soon while at the same time they're contributing towards the image limit.

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you can never truly lose interest in loli.

pop and mom are pretty chill stay off chains if you ever want to try it
but I'd suggest something else

I once made a concoction of what Americans call marinara (its called napoli sauce you tards), bacon, mayonnaise and barramundi. It worked really well as a dip.
Lambs brains. Gotta peel the membrane then crumb and deep fry.
Typically more poisonous / venomous. Unless you get the imitators.

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fuckin' claimed

So let's say that for now my interest isn't that big

Other than tripe I can't really think of anything. I'm curious on those brains, tell me more about them.

Don't worry about it (I know you don't), you didn't seem stuck-up.

I see, well tell me more about this waifu, who is she and where is she from?

>Most of my class are Tumblrites, I hate it
I thought no one half-sane was still using that in 2016.
>I'll settle it with them and punch them in their jaw
That's pretty savage, they better not come at you with needles.

I don't know that it's as much that I can't get along with them, just that I am very easily irritated by high-pitched screaming and the other loud, annoying things that kids tend to do.

Really I mean going out at all. This is a city of about five and a half million people and it completely shuts down if there's an inch of snow on the ground. People stockpile food, you don't leave your home, nothing happens.

I did, actually, was wondering where you went. Damn, more names to keep track of. But I won't call you anything different, that privilege is reserved for DM.

See above reply to I really can't think of much for this. I'm not much repulsed by anything I can eat.

I'm not too peculiar, I think, but I have a tendency to sit in high places and look down at people below. It's probably creepy as all hell if they see me, but I like watching everyone go by.

Loli is life

>fries
Are like thin cut, and the stuff you get at McDonalds etc.
>chips
Are thicker and less crispier.

exactly.

>Noticed

Best taste in Overwatch girls.

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>I shoot magic missle in to the darkness edition
sounds cool
no

To be fair, the brains were the tastiest things in the offal class. More juicy with less chance of screwing up.

>Rory-sama

the hell is happening right now?

I love enjoying feet. you're able to enjoy subtle things.

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>That gif.
Tendrás que pagar mi insulina esta véz.

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Live eels was quite the experience, however for my student's baptism I had this slushy made of Sprite, milk, beans, canned ham and mayonaise. People threw up. I threw it on them. Laughs were had. Hands had to be washed

>brains
That sounds delicious. I bet it's really fatty and soft. It's hard to get your hands on though, because of MCD

I don't know why. I guess they just don't know or don't like Sup Forums. Too much edge for them. I made a slightly racist joke once and just got a full comment section of tumblr i SJW bullshit over my head
Nobody knows of my needle phobia, they don't have to know

What fucking pussies. When snow falls you go outside and enjoy the cold

Something pretty good, not cringe at all.

What were they brains of?

Hell yeah. That's a good Waifu. Mei is Bae

She's from Kyou no Yuiko-san. She's kinda tsundere but at the same time she isn't. 'cause she accepts her true feelings but doesn't know how to show it. And she's kinda strict ya know ? Always following the rules and shit

i dont think they will hire me its like 4 of them that work it

Thats not that bad, my family does much worse.

Ill do it sometime, hopefully my aim isnt terrible
>Winstons glasses highlight intro kills me every time

Damn, sounds mad gross. Im a texture guy so id get wierded out.

I feel you on that, nothing wrong with chilling and people watching

>completely shuts down
>an inch of snow
You guys really hate winter!
Can't say I'm surprised, since snow is rare in the south
>at least that what I believe

Yeah, gotta love it.

Ooh, an Esdeath. That's a little different. Top-of-the-line waifu, as long as you enjoy being on the receiving end of the sexual violence.
>crazy in love
>will always be faithful
>can teach her to love like a normal human because of lacking prior experience
>insane; violently protective
>will get you incredibly fucking swole and teach you to fight like a motherfucking GOD OF WAR
>will never be useless
>seriously, you're going to end up starring in a Sabaton/Blind Guardian collab music video with the skills she'll teach you
>maintains her appearance; splendid uniform

But personally, I'm not into being kicked in the face and forced to lick my blood off the boot. So Tsubaki.

Claiming Uraraka Ochako!

Bad people arent following the rules
Wheres spike/dio whenever you need them

>my brain is having trouble processing this for some reason
Ok so...
American chips are British fries and American FRIES are British chips correct?

>Mugi

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She's cute AF. When I read the manga after the anime ends, I'm looking forward to more of her.

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Cancerous Maximus right now.

I'll take the 5 for 1 deal!

>American chips
No, they'd be crips.
>American FRIES are British chips
Pretty much.

Lambs. People really dont know that most lambs are only 6 months old and have never had grass.
It felt like a mix of prawn and fat.
We salted them as normal, so it was that good feeling of fat and salt. Not that hard to get a hold of, just ask a local butcher if he can get it in. Special order, so they dont have it constantly in the shop.
American chips are called crisps in England. American fries are called chips in England.
Australia calls both of them chips.

well it won't hurt to try
you can even ask to be trained

>GlassesKiko
I'm getting mind blown by that, next thing you will tell me your male classmates also think feminism is good.
You seem to be pretty closed to them, or is the phobia thing something you simply decided to disclose?

>cause she accepts her true feelings but doesn't know how to show it
Sounds like someone with asperger syndrome, they can be mistaken by someone aggressive at times when they just can't behave how they want to or show their emotions.

Noice.

It's just that nobody is prepared for it because it happens so rarely. Things are spread out enough here that you really can't get anywhere without driving. I've never seen snow tires in my life though I'm told they exist, and in a city of 21,690 km^2, we have all of 2 snow plows. Not sure why we have those, actually. It's much easier to just call off the day because the snow will probably be gone by tomorrow. But seriously, I once got a week off school for the mere threat of snow.

Again see above
>and so close

I love people watching. There's something peaceful about it for me. I have an odd habit of considering the world as a one-way mirror and forgetting that people can actually see me, though, and sometimes that results in some odd situations.

>1/user

I've been to England and this still confuses me.

hehe once you get to know me you will understand that all the things you listed are why i love her
>submissive male reporting in

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No, they'd be crisps.
Everyone I know just calls them chips lol
I know about cookies and biscuits
Is there any other food differences I should know about?

>is there
I'm on a roll today

>You're taking this manga too seriously.
But it's kinda like this. She doesn't beat anyone but she as her on way of getting mad and shit

I get this tbh

going to play some league got a spot open if anyone wants to join later maybe the cancer will be gone when im back

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You thought I was listing that as NEGATIVE points? For the submissive man, Esdeath is a dream come true. Unfortunately I'm a massive dom but Esdeath still gives me a boner because I have a huge thing for women who:
>can fight like wild animals
>are damaged
>possibly mentally ill
>go crazy for my dick
The best relationship I would ever be able to hope for with a woman like that would be if she shared her bitch with me- not likely.

Eurofag Akiko reporting in
Yes
CHIPS are a CHIP off a potato, thus a thin slice
FRIES are FRIED in grease
we call them Frieten though

But can't you get MDC from eating cow brains?

We have an actual homosexual and at least 2 lesbians in my class. It's 20 people.
I don't talk to them very often. Cliques have formed and I'm a part of all and none. Everyone knows me and I can blend into every group but I don't talk unless I am talked to or have something relevant to say.