What would you do if you had a watch that could freeze time whenever and for however long you want?

What would you do if you had a watch that could freeze time whenever and for however long you want?

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Murder everyone... Everyone

No, just niggers jews and muslims

Do I age? Do I have to eat and sleep?

Pretty sure there is a hentai about this but I forgot what it was called

Probably just steal and explore.
Releasing a full set of nudes of every major leader.

Use it to illicitly make money. Like go to a casino and peek at other people's hands, or something. Maybe steal things and corporate espionage? Money first, perversion second

>implying you can't write this in every thread ever.

Pretty much this. Being one man I guess I would do it for as long as I would live in paused time. Or if unlimited then till the job was done, since I was "gifted" this power. Least I could do was respect it and help man kind.

freeze time find the girl of my dreams unfreeze her with me and proceed to live forever

>queue american hi fi song and shitty late 90s script

what a terrible fucking movie

I would smell the girl in the OP pic

is it rape if they dont know it happened?

>Inb4 biggest cumshot ever

SO Much rape.

Stop Man.

Forgot pic

I would use it to go about my beastly business unseen

Masturbate and grope...a LOT

that's it?

this was a thing before that movie you know?

there was a twilight zone about this and its not like they thought up the idea either.

Definitely my most desired super power.

I would definitely be insanely rich and rape every female I ever desired.

I like your priorities sir.

there is jap porn out there of it too

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No shit, but it just emphasizes the point that this is a fucking stupid dead topic that has been circlejerked to death

YOU MEAN CLOCKSTOPPERS?!
best shitty early 2000s movie.

Go into random peoples houses and look/snoop through all their shit.
Probablly make some money and use my wealth and power to destroy the jews and the other peeps running the world.

I can't belive I saw that in theater.
It was also on tv a month or 2 ago and I watched it again.
I like the sifi aspect of it but shit it's bad

Play God, as much as a man with a faster-than-light watch can play God.

Learn everything about everyone, "predict" the future, change global events, even enhance myself. Seem omnipotent. Maybe try my hand at being not quite benevolent, but certainly clever. You know, vaccines, cures for diseases that I'd bother to research myself in hammer-time, that nice stuff.

Find a way to either live forever, or hand the watch off to someone I trust if I am subject to aging or death or testicular time-cancer due to overuse of said watch.

Either way, I just hope the watch wasn't/isn't sitting inside someone's ass before it gets handed off to me/someone else.

I would fill a lot of orifices with semen then rearrange things as they were and start time again. The joy would come not just from the sex but from the fun of seeing people confused as to why they are all full of jizz.

Gakuen De Jikan Yo Tomare

Fuck every decent girl i see then raid the casinos

sketchy 2 4 me

Bernard's Watch

rape an entire kindergarten class.... well not the ugly ones.

I'd hit the button then immediately fuck the girl them murder the nigger then fuck the girl again

I would go into a ton of houses and use 1,000,000 different computers to write up a good shit post to flood Sup Forums with when time unfroze

steal every penguin in the world and put them in some random spot for the lulz

small asian pedophile dick detected

I HAVE WAITED FOR YEARS, FOR THIS PERFECT MOMENT.
I HAVE TRASCENDED

Steal
explore
murder
rape
In other words, make the world a better place

Steal some shit, fuck some old people, probably Hillary, then travel the world and repeat the process. I'd fuck some shit up in North Korea too, while ruining their 'pure race' and BLACKing every North Korean female.

That was the pretty much the plot of this entire show.

If I aged during this time, I'd just rob banks and rich people. If I saw a gorgeous girl I'd definitely rape her but I'd try to be selective because there's going to be a lot of chances and I rather not waste my dick on an average one.

If I didn't age I'd also use the time to finish reading books and other hobbies that I wouldn't have the time to do.

by that logic, every topic, that isnt a current event, has been circlejerked just as much. You want a board of current events, Sup Forums isnt it.

impregnate every girl watch world pop increase by 50% in 9 months with my seed

>restart the clocks

>In other words, make the world a better place

How so? Would you just murder thugs or something?

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Pretty much what every other guy would do.

Rape.

Kill myself.

I think I read a thread like this before where some user said he'd become a porn star, moneyshot on the girl's face, pause, rest up, wack off 'till about to come again, start time, jizz on face, repeat like 100 times 'till she's literally covered in cum

Because she would totally dig you. You'd be better off leaving her frozen too

Awwwh shit! someone posted it while i was typing it up, now I look stupid.

I'd try to get all my old friends together and freeze time during sunset so I don't have to feel that sad nostalgia for decades again

I'd use it to stop time at work so I could clean the building and it would look like I did it really fast and I could get promoted to head janitor

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'd find out what fetishes some really cute girls hate the most, and then tie them up in the rooms of creepy anti-social nerds who have those fetishes, then restart time

Gunna quote your post so you cant delete it

freeze it just after she finished taking a dump then lick her butthole clean.

Even current events aren't anything new.

Nihil nova sub Sol

I would steal peoples phones and take weird pictures

Fuckin hell how does it feel seeing it's already been 6 years user? Crazy how fast time goes

There's a few.

Yah, the one where she pauses time a a nuke is like 20 feet from the ground

Everything old is new again

I willbe at my mother hospital room forever

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eat lots of ass, pussy, and suck toes all day long!

Stopman, the iron fist of justice!

way to bring a heavy mood to the thread

sorry about yer mum tho, chin up lad

thank you sir

if she doesnt suffice then shes not dat girl its an deductive exercise.
>multiple data inputs, one output
ill keep searching until shes the one and retroactively she will have always been. the last becomes the first

Its been a rough 11 years bro
Shits so shitty now.No know knows the lingo anymore and no one knows my memes

>I'd find out what fetishes some really cute girls hate the most

I'd love to hear you stumble through that conversation

nigger

ooo, more details about the toe sucking?

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probably impregnate scarlett johansson
and emma watson

well, the ideal scenario would be if i had a magic list of both the fetishes that girls hate and which guys have those fetishes

you are a true gem, and i hope the women in your life appreciate you

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>dat grilly

Wrong thread bro

I'd rape all the women I can, then cut them perfectly in half vertically down the middle so the cops would just find all these bodies with my semen in both halves of the vaginas but they would have no way to explain how I did it.

what, is this a newfag convention?

... rriiiight....

Yeah.

50,000 (or whatever) small vials of my cum
Christmas eve, stop time
deliver vials of cum to various boys and girls around the country
label them 'Santa'

(You)

visit jails
kill niggers

You'd still get thrown out of casinos is the thing.

Well you know, find hot girls with beautiful feet, and insert their toes into my mouth.

Profit and eugenics. I'd steal various objects and information to make money. Then I'd identify and mate the smartest people, sterilize dumb people, and kill evil people.

Why not just steel the jackpot?
Well, I guess your way you have the money 'legaly' so you don't have to explain where you got it

i'd share her with other footfags too once i'm done with her

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e-e-even if it was your father's watch???

You'd need to go back in time then,, several times until you find the right one. That wasn't the question. The question was what would you do with the ability to freeze time. In order to find out if a girl is the one, you would need to unfreeze the time. If she turns out to not be the one, you have lost the time already and freezing the time for a second time won't bring it back to the beginning.

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