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please god let us have the brits

>England
edition

You're talking like you've already qualified.

Yep, bottom on 1 point
>that we gave them

>get portugal
>lose on penalties
Would mean we'd have lost 1 game at the euros in 20 years by the time the next one rolls around and we'd have won fuck all

I'm fine with this.
But first you have to qualify.

>there's actually an ad for this
Bloody hell.

>implying you're making it out
pls ignore my flag

This isn't real, is it? They could've made it with a more serious tone too dramatic.

>get portugal
>lose on penalties

And Cristiano scores the deciding penalty.

There used to be an anti-rape ad with the guy watching himself rape

I hope we can get out
We've been playing not that bad, it's just our finishing that's terrible

>This isn't real, is it?
Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

ww@

Portugal are the team everyone wants to get

>Pep's morale watching England hogging possession

it gives you an idea of how bad my players are

Wales' year

You can beat the wife and you can beat the kids but you can't beat the pub.

>Kid is at social services
>"I don't want to live with my dad, he beats me,
>I don't want to live with my mum, she beats me.
>Can I live with the England national team? They don't beat anyone

Well, the wordplay and stock images makes it seem fake.

Post Ione

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2671696/Clip-woman-anxiously-watching-football-reveals-domestic-violence-rises-England-exit-World-Cup.html

Don't mind him not having a face

>crossing LITERALLY his worst attribute

Does anyone remember how to access the staff responsibilities screen on FM12?

I posted this joke and I was kind of disappointed that nobody responded so here's another try:

Only 16 years old and he's already got his own fan club!


the joke is that rotherham are nicknamed "The Millers" and his last name is Miller so when it says "Miller was greeted well by The Millers supporters" it's really funny and rare

Stick to the chocolate and pedophilia m8

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starting to doubt that football will come home

After skimming the article (and the comments), domestic violence rises when England plays, regardless of the result. Wonder what the figures are for other countries.

I thought he would be worse, tbqh.

I saw it earlier and thought it was funny but not enough to warrant a reply saying 'kek'

have a bloody >you then pal

I think it's more ironic a belgian is playing as rotherham

I wish my husband would hit me

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>score in the 10th minute, think we're gonna have a good match
>next highlight is opposition kicking off and immediately scoring
>two penalties and another goal, and we lose 4-1

I'd rather lose 4-0 than be given false hope like that.

>Benfica vs Torino friendly during pre-season
neat gesture, Torino is my favorite team in Italy bar Fiorentina (muh Rui Costa and Nuno Gomes)

>Torino and Fiorentina
My honorable black brother.

Pretty good dive desu

Can you spot the South American?

>dat MLS level of diving
Please tell me the ref have common sense and ignore that.

>and we go over to the judges

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>Sports show analyzing how John Brooks plays

He's pretty good.

Either mad or one of the other Argie posters is a relative of that guy

that is a very good meme!

You don't understand Hertha Defenders. If Art wasn't dead, he'd be bitching about them right now.

>meme
you're not using that word correctly.

You mean Art "I'm never watching my team again, this is a waste of time and money until I decide to actually watch them again" Vandelay? What's so bad about Brooks?

>Mitch
>doing anything correctly ever

Yeah, right.

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Nothing, he's actually a very good CB. It's just that Hertha Berlin basically plays 9 defenders and a player that can take a FK.

how to fix second season syndrome?

The American Mascherano

youtube.com/watch?v=n9FxFRRb96c

I don't blame them, the Bundesliga sucks if you're not a big team.

find a new team. 1 season is enough to win the league.

*if you're not bayern

rememeber when the internet was entertaining and fucn?

Sup Forums is terrible for you

uhh, like 2002?

I do, now its fun of angry people bitching and normie shit

it really is
I was thinking more mid 2000s but yeah
F

>tfw not jaded and miserable
feels nice

tell me your secrets user

he is drunk

he drinks a lot, beats his wife, and fucks sheep on the side.

At least that's the culmination of stereotypes for the british isles, right?

>tfw jaded and miserable

thinking of signing just for the pun potential

He's welsh and deep in a sheep

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but that's the only pun for ozil m8

sigh

>did you seedat
ironically none of us could

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so sheep fucking = happiness?

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Depends if you're welsh or not

still not sure if FM is trolling me or not

It all depends on meme magic now, I really hope it will last as long as we maki it out. Wouldnt really mind a draw tbqh

No, but it can help you avoid becoming jaded.

Speaking about Sup Forums, lads, I need help. I'm trying to find an album that was everywhere on Sup Forums a few years ago. The problem is I can't remember much about it.

The cover looked kind of like this (disregard the shitty everything). The panther was also in those colours. The genre was kind of electropop or something. One of the tracks, that I think was like an interlude, was an instrumental with hentai moans. The rest of the album was pretty normal though. I think that I googled the band after I listened to the album and they were from Puerto Rico or some other Caribbean country.

also
>United States
>Caribbean country
heh

>EVERDAY

can't even spell simple words correctly ffs.

just tear through their V A P O U R W A V E threads for some real A E S T H E T I C shit, i'm sure you'll come across it sooner or later.

>puerto rico
>part of the USA
They're like that drunk uncle that keeps borrowing money that you know you'll never get back

That sounds more like Israel. Or the US Government to the US People.

Sup Forums is the most unhelpful piece of shit I've seen.

Also, you know what I meant.

No, it's not Vaporware, it was inspired in 80's music I think. Please, It's been bugging me for weeks.

kek

You don't realize how much Debt that piece of shit island and its people owe this country
t. PR-American

What is it, like the cost of a two lane highway bridge?

then look up Synthwave artists, they're like the only other 80's inspired shit like that that you're thinking of then.

They defaulted on 58 billion and we still gave them money at a 20% APR.

g-guys...

w-we could do it...

anyone wanna watch the last 2 games?

>58 billion
that's a drop in the bucket compared to what we spend on just planes

am I paranoid or does the >game force the refs to screw you when you're on a good run?

I've had about 8 out of the last 10 matches where I thought I was getting screwed and the post game summary of the officials agreed with me.

How were the Euros today? Looks like Wales killed it and England left a bit to be desired, correct?

you're paranoid
was the ref rating below 5?

We couldn't find a way past a team putting 11 defenders on the pitch

>That's why I came to speak to you, I need you to offer you out and drum up some interest for me

These cheeky fucking cunts, I'm their agent now apparently?

>Greece wins another 0-0 draw
Spoiled man children like that deserve to rot in your reserves and ruin their potential career.

It's under team policy I believe

mitch are you streaming? I'm tired of watching mario 64 videos

yeah streaming last game of the season now, could win the league if chelsea AND derby both lose/draw and i win

but... but the QPUs...

Cheers m8

TJ """"Jean Beliveau"""" Yoshi

hey, watch your qpu alignment.

something about that guys voice and his videos are really soothing to me. I've just got done watching his video about the coin limit, now im watching mitch retire