Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Computer, delete emergency medical hologram!

COMPUTER, BELAY THAT ORDER.

Mr. Paris, you haven't been coming for your training lately.

Computer, delete emergency medical hologram, Authorization code Janeway-8-4-1-Alpha-6-5.

But...captain...why?

Because nobody likes you.

It's true! Even I don't like you, and I like everyone.

I like him.

He's been like a father to me.

Computer, end simulation

Downloading full dose...

Sigh....Thanks doc

/thread

I don't!

Who is this clone?

He's going into shock. Mr Paris, ten ccs of netrazine.

Neelix, it is to my understanding that your cooking is much of the reason crewmen are sent to sickbay.

Captain, have you gone off the meds again? I swear, this happens at least once a week.

Just another Mach 1. We all were freed from slavery. The photonic liberation. You spoke at the federation conference concerning the matter.

Fukkin spirit nigger

I don't recall any of this...

Ensign, if you address my first officer that way again, I'll throw you in the brig.

I CANT SEE!!!

Surely you remember... Unless someone has been tampering with your holomatrix. Have you been to Jupiter Station lately? I'm going to get in touch with Mr Barklay.

Please don't. I'd rather not see him again.

>not seeing him is almost making it worthwhile to stay in the Delta Quadrant

DOC!!! DOC!! DOOOOOOCCCTTTEERR!!!!

YO-YOU GAHDDA HAALLP ME!!

THERE'S A BIG HOLE IN MY BUTT!!!

Mark 2 reporting in.

Ah, Mark-2. Good to see you again.

...

How did you transport here?

How did you get past the capcha?

I'm a hologram, not a robot.

I came for this

>yoink!

...that's cold, bro