Hey fags, guess who just got his dick sucked?

Hey fags, guess who just got his dick sucked?

Guessing from the size of that box? Not you

Yeah yeah, I had to blur her out out of respect, she said I could post pics but not of her face

a faggot who should no longer be on Sup Forums

You're right...no longer a virgin so I should leave now

Do you piss on your balls when you go to the bathroom?

Fuckin' got em

need sauce NOW

Her.

I generally aim for the toilet but maybe thats just me

Nice vagina m8

But flaccid you must be like an inch and thats veing generous you arent self concious?

does it really count though?

i mean with that micropenis could she even tell if there was anything in there?

Oh god my ex had the smallest penis. I honestly wanna post him now

Put your clit away you fat fucking weeb.

gz tho

Her hymen was laughing as it was in no danger of being broken

Is that even a dick looks like an enlarged clit

Proceed?

You can't even see it in the pic

So sorry I don't have a porn star donkey dick, but she didn't complain when she was deep throating me

such a tiny penis

Oh and he's hard in this picture

>brusing her teeth
>deepthroating
>pick one

It actually has to reach her throat to count as deep throating you fuck

Kek,OP nice clenis though

By the looks of it that penis could be deep throated by my goldfish

How big?
I'm 6"

you're just gonna have to post the uncensored pics to prove you don't have in the top 1% of worlds smallest dicks

It prolly didn't reach her throat...your dick couldn't tell the difference. She didn't even want her face to be seen on Sup Forums with it. She's a keeper.

Heres another. I have like a treasure trove of pics from him

Tfw your confidence boosts from seeing someone else's featherweight dong

Fine faggots, if you wan to dick stare go ahead . again, I never claimed to have a porn dick

I'm a retard , but you're still faggots

moar of the chick

Hahahaha

this pic is old. timestamp cock fgt

She sucked you off out of pity, or you're rich.

Fully erect of?

How big? I mean, size doesn't matter if she's OK with you.

you're clearly a virgin if your impressed by her "deepthroating" skills with that tiny thing

what the fuck do you think she's gonna do? make fun of you in the moment

nah she's gonna accept her fate put up with it for the 55 seconds till you came and then make fun of you relentlessly to all her friends right after she leaves

That's a crap cock

Oh, and it's gonna grow in a few seconds?

Yeah it didnt feel like anything going on me

Lmmmfao

So I guess it doesn't count now? What if you score a touchdown, but you're overweight? It doesn't count?

oh you poor thing

Is there other websites I can post him on?

You make it sound like me being rich is a bad thing

Hey lucky, guess who went trew the trouble to suck on his girlfriends tits and eating her wet pussy, till holds my head in place and rammed face in it and cum and turns around to fall asleep. WTF!!!

Damn...now I feel bad...when I got my first blow job it was extremely mediocre, teeth hurt, but good, OK. She said I was small but ok. "Good enough. It's an OK size user"

6"

>"Annon put it in already"
>"..it is.."

Jesus annon i hope youre a grower not a shower

Post her pussy and ass.

Sorry user, he's a shower

dude 6" is average

unless you're on Sup Forums where everybody's cock is 10 feet long

that dick in the photo is not 6" though i don't care if it is a grower

So I've been told, still wish I was 7...
I don't know, I'm not nervous or self conscious, just feel girls do talk.
But life moves on, amirite?
I am average , so passable

topfuckingkek i knew there was a reason i clicked on this thread

What other sites can this be posted on

you sicko luring me in with your hot girl and giving me dogs

Reddit.com/r/gonewild

nah man girls don't "talk" about dudes that are 6"

they talk about guys that are 5" and less

i'm 6" too never had a complaint.. i always think about how much worse it could be for some of those poor fucks with really small dicks like the pic above

That's not a revenge . unless someone wants to post it there

>tfw my ex's first reaction to seeing my dick the first time was "ok, wow. I don't think that's gonna fit in my mouth"

True story.

>true story
Sure buddy

I can't believe they cut off that much skin in a circumcision. I wonder what it feels like to fuck with an uncut cock. It would suck getting all that cheese and infection though.

>tfw my girlfriend dies from the impalement of sitting to far on my dick

True story

Ah well, I feel better.
Now to worry about my downward curvatuee

Ol' baby dick. That's why she's laughing.

Pathetic OP, you have no friends to run and tell, so you come here.

...

I'm OP, all you have to do is pull it back when you're showering...it's not hard at all

first time I ever got my dick sucked she said "damn it's fat," you know as in girth, and i'm like 5 1/2 inches so that was like a confidence boost

I have a lot more

that's sad

As long as you can make her cum you're in good shape

Hell who knows the downward curvature might even be an advantage if you can use it right.. hitting it from behind you might be able to stimulate pressure on her gspot at the right angle

What am I looking at here

You deserved such a mediocre dick for dating a nu male faggot like that.

This has been a confidence boost, I guess I'm fine, i needed this. Thanks user, here.
Imma text that girl tonight.

Spread em

Tits or gtfo. You're just a faggot posting pics of himself.no one wants to see your anus in this thread