Hey fags, guess who just got his dick sucked?
Hey fags, guess who just got his dick sucked?
Guessing from the size of that box? Not you
Yeah yeah, I had to blur her out out of respect, she said I could post pics but not of her face
a faggot who should no longer be on Sup Forums
You're right...no longer a virgin so I should leave now
Do you piss on your balls when you go to the bathroom?
Fuckin' got em
need sauce NOW
Her.
I generally aim for the toilet but maybe thats just me
Nice vagina m8
But flaccid you must be like an inch and thats veing generous you arent self concious?
does it really count though?
i mean with that micropenis could she even tell if there was anything in there?
Oh god my ex had the smallest penis. I honestly wanna post him now
Put your clit away you fat fucking weeb.
gz tho
Her hymen was laughing as it was in no danger of being broken
Is that even a dick looks like an enlarged clit
Proceed?
You can't even see it in the pic
So sorry I don't have a porn star donkey dick, but she didn't complain when she was deep throating me
such a tiny penis
Oh and he's hard in this picture
>brusing her teeth
>deepthroating
>pick one
It actually has to reach her throat to count as deep throating you fuck
Kek,OP nice clenis though
By the looks of it that penis could be deep throated by my goldfish
How big?
I'm 6"
you're just gonna have to post the uncensored pics to prove you don't have in the top 1% of worlds smallest dicks
It prolly didn't reach her throat...your dick couldn't tell the difference. She didn't even want her face to be seen on Sup Forums with it. She's a keeper.
Heres another. I have like a treasure trove of pics from him
Tfw your confidence boosts from seeing someone else's featherweight dong
Fine faggots, if you wan to dick stare go ahead . again, I never claimed to have a porn dick
I'm a retard , but you're still faggots
moar of the chick
Hahahaha
this pic is old. timestamp cock fgt
She sucked you off out of pity, or you're rich.
Fully erect of?
How big? I mean, size doesn't matter if she's OK with you.
you're clearly a virgin if your impressed by her "deepthroating" skills with that tiny thing
what the fuck do you think she's gonna do? make fun of you in the moment
nah she's gonna accept her fate put up with it for the 55 seconds till you came and then make fun of you relentlessly to all her friends right after she leaves
That's a crap cock
Oh, and it's gonna grow in a few seconds?
Yeah it didnt feel like anything going on me
Lmmmfao
So I guess it doesn't count now? What if you score a touchdown, but you're overweight? It doesn't count?
oh you poor thing
Is there other websites I can post him on?
You make it sound like me being rich is a bad thing
Hey lucky, guess who went trew the trouble to suck on his girlfriends tits and eating her wet pussy, till holds my head in place and rammed face in it and cum and turns around to fall asleep. WTF!!!
Damn...now I feel bad...when I got my first blow job it was extremely mediocre, teeth hurt, but good, OK. She said I was small but ok. "Good enough. It's an OK size user"
6"
>"Annon put it in already"
>"..it is.."
Jesus annon i hope youre a grower not a shower
Post her pussy and ass.
Sorry user, he's a shower
dude 6" is average
unless you're on Sup Forums where everybody's cock is 10 feet long
that dick in the photo is not 6" though i don't care if it is a grower
So I've been told, still wish I was 7...
I don't know, I'm not nervous or self conscious, just feel girls do talk.
But life moves on, amirite?
I am average , so passable
topfuckingkek i knew there was a reason i clicked on this thread
What other sites can this be posted on
you sicko luring me in with your hot girl and giving me dogs
Reddit.com/r/gonewild
nah man girls don't "talk" about dudes that are 6"
they talk about guys that are 5" and less
i'm 6" too never had a complaint.. i always think about how much worse it could be for some of those poor fucks with really small dicks like the pic above
That's not a revenge . unless someone wants to post it there
>tfw my ex's first reaction to seeing my dick the first time was "ok, wow. I don't think that's gonna fit in my mouth"
True story.
>true story
Sure buddy
I can't believe they cut off that much skin in a circumcision. I wonder what it feels like to fuck with an uncut cock. It would suck getting all that cheese and infection though.
>tfw my girlfriend dies from the impalement of sitting to far on my dick
True story
Ah well, I feel better.
Now to worry about my downward curvatuee
Ol' baby dick. That's why she's laughing.
Pathetic OP, you have no friends to run and tell, so you come here.
...
I'm OP, all you have to do is pull it back when you're showering...it's not hard at all
first time I ever got my dick sucked she said "damn it's fat," you know as in girth, and i'm like 5 1/2 inches so that was like a confidence boost
I have a lot more
that's sad
As long as you can make her cum you're in good shape
Hell who knows the downward curvature might even be an advantage if you can use it right.. hitting it from behind you might be able to stimulate pressure on her gspot at the right angle
What am I looking at here
You deserved such a mediocre dick for dating a nu male faggot like that.
This has been a confidence boost, I guess I'm fine, i needed this. Thanks user, here.
Imma text that girl tonight.
Spread em
Tits or gtfo. You're just a faggot posting pics of himself.no one wants to see your anus in this thread