Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

>What would your waifu drive?

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>quarter
Thats cute.
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Army humvee.

still here

and

sounds a little weird
i dont think so

The name was changed to waifu thread no more claiming? :o

I sweat its nothing weird , wouldn't you kill a poisonous snake or raccoon who steals your stuff ?

Claiming best girlie! What's up everyone? Sorry I haven't been here very often.

>She drives that sexy pink Cadillac in the show, so...

swear*
soooorry

>fubuki claimed

Still alive

A hummer
>

I'm just copy pasting it till I go to work. I'll edit it correctly then.
Soup, popsicles, over priced crazy thoughts about dakis, and nothing much else.

mandatory cc claim

>this is what she would drive

im proud of my quater
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Tenryuu claimed

I want my cold winter back

Hey everyone.

no i would probably try to figure out how they got my stuff

ugh I have to go with next-best girl

you're so short Shinoa
oh alright, it's been like that for a while i was curious :o

b-but rabies and what if they bite your pets

>I want my cold winter back
That makes two of us, Führer.

dont we all,
its an excuse to stay inside
and christmas is fun, while it lasts

> not fighting for you're waifu
> having a "backup" aka second waifu

You never loved her to begin with.

my dog is outside for less then 5 minutes

I got chickens too and fruit trees

Claiming Akiko best waifu

>claim
>GuP movie is great edition

ohayo

...

Let's you know that you're on top.

That's just an estimate though. The quality spike will surely up the price. If you have the funds then yeah might as well.

Aww the puns are the best.

I just want the snow, Doc.

>Best idol claimed

Karen is actually not utter shit at overwatch

>christmas is fun
>christmas
>fun
I hate christmas. No fun, it's only about food and how much money you spend for the worst thing in our society: Kids.
Family meetings are more like a "Oh, this relative is still alive" and "let's eat and leave me alone afterwards"

Get better taste

huh you have a lot of pets

>52 levels in beta
>expecting me to be shit
nigga pls

those aren't pets
well only 3-4
and 3 dogs

>

Who doesn't like snow, Nurse?

Lelei is superior to Tuka anyway.
General waifuness - Lelei - Rory - Yao - Delilah - Myuute - Tuka
I just rate Rory as mine.
Lets go to some prog, shall we?
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Ohayou

my one and only

i wouldnt know. ive never had chickens

>
how you doin fuhrer

What's up bruv
Where you at, atm?

>stop liking things I don't like
Nice trips tho

its ok you can pet mine or the ducks

I think the statement "i fucking hate summer" pretty much answer that

megumin

Eh hehehe...

It probably won't be till I move out though. Also, thinking if my cousin doesn't end up buying my bike, I could probably go trade it in for a dirtbike and walk out with extra money... or just sell it all together and get me Mk.III... I am seriously considering this now.

>Fuck the popsicle, I just wanted a pun.
Neat trips complimenting the trips.
I've been curious, why do they call you Discount Megumin?

People who aren't getting a snowblower this year.

are you one of those winter people desu?
spring is nice though, yes?
our last summer was garbage too, at least you have ac's desu

Is only, is only joke. Why you heff to be mad?

...

kek, your christmas is different to mine
as the only person younger than me in my family is my sister, we do fuck all for a day while eating shitty meals and getting drunk. my grandmother likes to keep the irish tradition of drinking so its always fun. and i only spend 4 hours round my mothers so its not that painful.
though it is fun to a day with my sister
(only do this at christmas, so its nice)

remember that war that happened, i sure do
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>Checked
>Discount Megumin

>i fucking hate summer
You have great tastes in seasons, Führer. Summer a shit.

How's your day been desu?

still chibi

Helloo~ best boat, even though I refuse to watch the show!
We haven't talked in forever..
How are things with you?

Work. Its been a long day.
I remember a lot of wars.
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Copy that.

>obligatory REEEEEEE
user
Uhhh
Because I was a Megumin-fag
Then I switched because heresy
Wasn't mad, just the only thing that I thought when I received the reply~
>doug huggem
Kek
>off by 2
>obligatory REEEEEEE
Well, she isn't in the show, sadly
It's been a while! I've been alright~
What about you mang? Feeling any better?

D:
ree

Much. Dating someone else as of late, the works. Glad to hear it, mango.

We all know that the only season in britbong-land is Autumn

Winter is best season

I never liked christmas

So we have three options. As always which will prove to be the most profitable? Your cousin may or may not follow through so the others are kinda prime.

Kek, even if it's your favorite flavor?

im fine i dont want to intterupt tem

>Chibi rattles

That's exactly what I was expecting
Aren't you happy you exceeded my low expectations?

Damn I was close...
>Half off Megumin

you wouldn't, some will come to you so you can feed them and you can just pick one up

If my cousin pulls through, I'll be getting an extra $200 a month, adding up to $3.5k. If I trade it in, I might get a trade in value of about the same price or around it at least.

I do enjoy my cherry and blue raspberry...

>Holy shit I lost track of the time
Gotta head to work, I'll be back in an hour! Someone make the next bread and I'll pick it up after that!

claimin and going to bed goodnight /waifu/

I'm headed to bed, goodnight everyone! I'm sure I'll be back in the morning.

Miho claimed

>nyan

What's up Konata? Doing anything?
>Dating someone
>implying 3D is better than 2D
Just kidding~
Glad you're better now, friendo!
>so close yet again
One day, user

rest roger

>konata

talking about wars, which side are you on
lyrics or no lyrics?
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thats understandable
and you know your THE führer, you can just ban the thing

Shit.. How are you Clearance Aisle Megumin?

Glad to hear your doing good too. What all have you been up to, holmes?
>also, i have lurked a bit. anyone seen Koko as of late?

I am playing lol lol not much how are you doing? :o

hanku hiru
>claimed

its alright they are fine just the way they are
goodnight

Morning

Fuck yeah. Too bad I'm not alpha yet

Be a good little cat now. Ok?

Long.

I still didn't sleep since yesterday, kek.

You?

are you scared of chickens or ducks ?

Well Britfag Maki doesn't need one then. This one does sadly.

Well we can only hope. You'll be on step closer. Those are some good flavors. See ya then.

Sleep tight.

What are you then?
>inb4 Beta

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>lol playing game

Goodnight Renge.

>

It depends entirely on what the song is meant to make you feel. Im happy with either.
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no of course not. just dont think i should really mess with them thats all

settings low expections and exceeding them is basically the story of my life desu, I guess it all went according to plan

spring best
warmth of summer + cool breeze
lying on the grass, best feeling.
then you get bored after five minutes and go home to the computer

goodnight rango

hey shinoa, how are you doing?

for real? Why tho?
Just woke up, nobody was home or using phones so managed to squeeze in a few games of overwatch with akiko before they came home.

>Mmmmm Wendy's

ok then I'll just pat you instead

>rattle rattle
ohayo ayaya desu

League of Legends, I should have clarified, sorry
you're scary shane ;-;
McDonald's > Jack > BK > they all gay nigga

that would be a little weird

muh dick

why and how so ?

>Clearance Aisle Megumin
>my jimmies are rustled
I'm quite sleepy, thanks for asking~
What about, mean user?
I was just done watching a movie. And as of late, the only this worth mentioning I did was going for a 30km ride. You?
>I've seen him yesterday
I'm doing alright, just sleepy
I tried to play LoL, immediately was insulted
It was fun

mugi
i get insulted a lot lol you get used to it :O

>buy two get one free megumin

i prefer no lyrics, the human voice can ruin music, and a lot of the time it does
also im getting bored of country music
roll a die
1-classical
2-rap
3-soft rock
4-hard rock
5-metal
6-remix (dubstep/techno bulshit basicly)
what ever comes us is what we do
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