What would you do to me Sup Forums? Be detailed

What would you do to me Sup Forums? Be detailed

teach you how to shave

absolutely nothing....

/thread

Find a razor, wrap it in and then present it to you.. shave please..

Tits and timestamp or this is bait.

Ask for your mom instead

teach you the wrongs of mixing paste and pasta.

Teach you how to not copypasta this stale disgusting slagbeast.

You're cunt looks like a hairy roast beef sandwich.

Give you a lawnmower

pretty sure this is reposted bait

get you a god damn weed wacker

Shove fire crackers up your vag and light them

You posted this shit yesterday, i would do nothing to you because you have no eyebrows and have a big chin and your pussy makes me gag.

Put a bag over your head. Breathing optional but not recommended

10/edgelord

Get out me car... broom broom

Make you stop posting this shit thread.

aw

Normally in a situation like this I would demand TITS or GTFO.

But... I just..

Just get out. Never come back to this place. I've seen gore that made me gag less than this.

Hand you a bottle of Nair.

absolutely nothing
nothing at all

Teach you how to hunt so you can kill that roast beef addicted beaver living on your crotch.

Ignore you because I'm still in love with my ex and I'm gonna try and win her back.

I would dine upon this furburger.

Me too
his ex is hot
You guys gotta get in on this.

Post ttimeatamp an sharpie in pooper then we will talk

For those of us who actually took the time to make this person feel bad, I think you deserve a reward.

Have some tits.

I'd post racy/nude images of you in your wedding album online so everyone you know can see you naked, Moriah.

Wait I already did that

wedpics.com
wedding ID: LMB2016

do a 360 spin then proceed to do a 180 turn and walk towards a different destination

Dude...

How could you even be angry at someone that looked like that?

Why would you even lift a finger to try to hurt something that pathetic already?

Did she dump you?

She dumped you, didn't she?

OP, post everything you have of her

is there any hardcore?

I bet she cheated on him~

Give you a coupon for Wax The City

Fuck you till all the hair falls of your pussy

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That muff has more bush than a national park. 0/10

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Anyone have the screenies from the raid of this bitch last week?

Shave first ya gorilla. I hope you never have a kid or you'll be shot.

And this is why Bigfoot has never been found. To many places to hide.

Timestamp or gtfo

This, to this day, is still the ugliest vagina I've ever seen.

10/10

Funny and relevant~ Nice!

Velma Dinkly Ass lookin' nigga

Kik me hellaop987 an I'll tell you what I'll do

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tell you to get out me car

>broom broom

Woah.

spread ass cheeks

apply ice to the gum so it freezes and then hit it with a hammer to break it up
i dont know a better way to get gum out of hair

Vegetable oil

bumpo

ever seen zippocat? that.

Teach you how to get that Arby's roast beef sandwich off of your puss puss

no one has screenshots of the "raid"?
or did it not even happen?

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I would reverse image search you so I could feel like you might be real only to be let down for wasting my time

I'd give ya a good old fashioned dickin'.

Your pussy must have that Benjamin buttons disease

If you look sideways it actually looks like a burger

Am I the only one who thinks her wedding dress is really fucking ugly?

she's a >poorfag
she gets a >poorfag dress

I don't care tho. something about ugly chicks being slutty on cam is a huge turn on. moderately ugly. not Trogdor ugly

Shave her till every last hair was off. Then glue every pube onto my fave and make myself a nice beard and mustache. Then i would proceed to eat her out till every last pube was removed from my face and back onto her snatch.

>What would you do to me Sup Forums? Be detailed

i'd use your cooch to sand my jeep down for painting

yeah. it's like she treid to get a marilyn monroe thing going, but she has neither the tatas nor the whiteness to do a marilyn

Very little

I think it's the hair

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Dude I already am. She fucks pretty good ;D

It's ill-fitting, not particularly ugly. Why so much hate for this person?

Pretty cute actually. Details?

I'd fuck you.
But not in a "Make love to you they way I made love to my underage cousin" way
But a "Tie a rope with a cinder block around your neck and drop you in a lake, like when I found out said cousin was pregnant" way

Kek

Have you sit on my face. Wipe that juicy pussy all over me coating my face in juicy pussy slime
Very yum yum

Fucking trainwreck

this

I would take one look at you and proceed to lose my lunch all over you...

>Pic related.

everything except look to your face

Underrated post

bump

Shave.

Labiaplasty and facelift.

Your ugly, I wouldn't do anything.

I would punch you in the face until your pelvic wookie fell off.

Same girl

Imgur com/a/DEX2X
Motherless com/9F278D2

Turn 360 and walk away

Nothing

^

I must be some degenerate because shes hot and my dick is dustin diamonds right now

you idiot, then you'd be facing here again. 360 degrees would spin you in a circle with you facing the same position you were before you began. 180 degrees is the answer you're looking for. You idiot.

shave that jungle younge lady! otherwise you get no dicks.

Troll in the dungeon!