Rate me, also, ask me anything

Rate me, also, ask me anything

are you 12?

how do you pee without getting piss all over yourself. 10/10 dick, makes me feel superior on the internet.

I'm 28

I don't get piss all over myself

mmm i want to suck that, moar?

How much you weigh?

about 300 lbs

Loose weight and you'll look hung
Maybe

is that fully erect?

no, this is fully erect

i really want to suck that, i can probably put your ballls in my mouth too.

Ty user, I'm straight but you can have this

oh well, thanks your cock looks really delicious.

bump

Damn you really gotta loose some weight

That's actually hot

ok. But you'll have to forgive me I've never talked to an olive before.

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Fucking lold

kek, that's a new one

Does it grow?

Why haven't you killed yourself?

Lol

Why should I kill myself?

Because life has no meaning without sex drugs and rock and roll. You can't fuck and the other two will shrink what's left of that tiny cock.

Just like this

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