>be me
>20 years old, 21 today
>I still live with my parents.....
>they really dont like me at all
>anyway... I woke up this morning and ran down stairs with a large grin on my face excited to open my birthday presents, did my mother get me the new spiderman toothbrush that i have been waiting on for oh so long? I thought to myself
>I get to the bottom step and my parents are there
>Staring up at me
>My mother has my laptop in her hand
>I say "the fuck r u doin with my laptop, mom"
>My dorrito stained breathe floats through the air, going up my moms nose
>she cringes at the smell
>I reposition my glasses and grin
>my mum yells "YOU! EXPLAIN WHA-" "Shut up!" I shout, stunning her with my deep booming voice
>"Thats my laptop! drop it!" I said whilst grinning
>My mum drops it...
>It breaks...
>mfw it was an alienware
>mfw it costed me $3000
>we later on had a birthday cake
>it was shit by the way...
Be me
I don't get it
bro, I don't even
You're a fucking and you're not even funny that makes you twice the loser please just kill yourself and stay off line. Faggot.. and kill your parents for giving birth to a beta like yourself.
> you're a fucking
what.
You're a fucking idiot*
This sound too good to be true. Laughed my ass off
OP's only alpha moment
That moment when
>youre a fucking
Yea you tell that youre a fucking!
lol dud ur mom's such a bitch
an alcohol
> you are an unfunny fuck king
Happy birthday!
fucking kek. this gave me a good laugh and a healthy dose of nostalgia.
take your story to /r9k/, frogs love this shit
You're fucking man
...
Is that nignog Scott Adam's lost brother?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!! I'M BORN JUNE 2ND TOO AND I'M SPENDING IT WITH THESE FAGS ON HERE TOO !!!! :) ps i'm drunk
oh and my girl cuz is born june 1... so yeah OP i luv u kinda
op luv me plz