Be me

>be me
>20 years old, 21 today
>I still live with my parents.....
>they really dont like me at all
>anyway... I woke up this morning and ran down stairs with a large grin on my face excited to open my birthday presents, did my mother get me the new spiderman toothbrush that i have been waiting on for oh so long? I thought to myself
>I get to the bottom step and my parents are there
>Staring up at me
>My mother has my laptop in her hand
>I say "the fuck r u doin with my laptop, mom"
>My dorrito stained breathe floats through the air, going up my moms nose
>she cringes at the smell
>I reposition my glasses and grin
>my mum yells "YOU! EXPLAIN WHA-" "Shut up!" I shout, stunning her with my deep booming voice
>"Thats my laptop! drop it!" I said whilst grinning
>My mum drops it...
>It breaks...
>mfw it was an alienware
>mfw it costed me $3000
>we later on had a birthday cake
>it was shit by the way...

I don't get it

bro, I don't even

You're a fucking and you're not even funny that makes you twice the loser please just kill yourself and stay off line. Faggot.. and kill your parents for giving birth to a beta like yourself.

> you're a fucking

what.

You're a fucking idiot*

This sound too good to be true. Laughed my ass off

OP's only alpha moment

That moment when
>youre a fucking

Yea you tell that youre a fucking!

lol dud ur mom's such a bitch

an alcohol

> you are an unfunny fuck king

Happy birthday!

fucking kek. this gave me a good laugh and a healthy dose of nostalgia.

take your story to /r9k/, frogs love this shit

You're fucking man

...

Is that nignog Scott Adam's lost brother?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!! I'M BORN JUNE 2ND TOO AND I'M SPENDING IT WITH THESE FAGS ON HERE TOO !!!! :) ps i'm drunk

oh and my girl cuz is born june 1... so yeah OP i luv u kinda

op luv me plz