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g-go sox

me: good sox
you: shit

Red Sox best Sox

7 games below, here we come! LA LA LA-LA LA

Is David Ortiz still elite?

>mlb network showing either this or the giants pirates game
>it's the giants pirates game for me

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

FR*CK OFF SHAQ

Alright we'll try this here, any Whos fans wanna tell me how bad your fall from grace was? Did the AL central make fun of you?

Wow, Boston is all out of sorts.

lol... what are you boys doing... wake up boys it's time to play ball!

>Its a Sox defense needs glasses episode

"Big Papi" arrives at the stadium before any other player to start the long process of preparing for a game, particularly when it comes to his feet. He says he feels so much pain in his feet every day, they are the main reason he guarantees he will never change his mind and come back for another season.

"Everything hurts," he said. "It even hurts to think. Last time I reached second after a double, I almost called for a timeout so they would get me out of the game. I can barely run because my feet hurt so much. I am in severe pain.

"One often tries to live in the moment and even when your body is saying no, you say yes, even when your body says not to. Only mental strength convinces you that you can continue. Mental strength tells you that you can keep it at it. But the body is a machine; it will give out and will send you a bill."

RIP Big Guy, guess this really is it

Fucking wright throwing a knuckle ball for a pick off

dear white sox, why are you trading for bad players to get bad instead of good players to improve? are you just hoping for the lotto or something? can we offer you clay buchholz?

Twins fans are MIA
Indians were pretty bro
Royals didn't have fans until they played us, then they came out of the woodwork to start the shitposting again

Thanks Timmay, at least we won't get no hit

Also all wsox fans need to read this if you haven't already:
southsidesox.com/2016/6/20/11972904/dear-jerry-its-over

At least Frazier hit the ball. That's an improvement.

>mfw it's real

I agree with this and this is why I ridicule the idiots who dont understand why hes retiring, sure he's hot now but the guy could hit a fucking wall any day now.

He's been playing baseball since what, the fucking mid nineties? Shit wears on you something fierce, its amazing he has done as well as he did.

>2 errors
>they still get nothing

naturally

>wright works out of jam like a real ace

our unofficial ace is all-star game material

Carmines trying to give us pity runs and we still fuck it up.

Maybe the american league can have a DDH where papi just hits and someone like rusney can run for him

who's the official ace

Don't get too excited, he was pitching against a literal black hole.

We have 5 and a ferrari

>rusney
we'll see fatso before we see rusney again

Price who after a shitty May has finally come into what we payed him for. Wright has surprised everybody. Now if only we can get Rich Hill back then we'd really be the dream team

>Big bones

Also fat shaming will not be tolerated in this thread

You have been warned

>frazier made a play
weird

KW+Hahn and his entire staff of scouts and talent acquisition are so incompetent we can't even wish for the team to be blown up because we don't know if they'll fuck up even that. Need a complete overhaul which'll only come after the season is over. Absolutely ridiculous.

man the white sox fielding percentage is so fucking misleading. they don't make many errors because they don't even get to half balls that they should get to

Is Xander the next Ken Griffey Jr.?

is xander bogaerts good

Pity strike

lmao good call get c*cked bustgaerts

Ump gave us one back for missing the first pitch. All's well

Xander as a hitter has got to be the best this generation will have. As a fielder hes certainly above average bordering on elite.

All that makes it so much sadder that Xander wont be in a Sox uniform for long

>meme bunt

Cant run

>bunts

The next Nomarrrh

Toying with the whos

Lawrie got a hit, holy shit. The cuckleball is a failure

>blegh
>Leadoff double

Wat

>Avishit2
And >avishit1

good post i don't understand it but it seems good

Thank you based cuckleball

>vazquez

Is this ump gonna be shit I cant tell yet

>coats
how is this fucker still in the bigs

trying to get him his first and only major league hit before releasing him?

Thanks for the pity run bosox

Coats wasn't gonna hit anyways

CATCH THE BALL.

VAZQUES ISN"T A CATCHER, HE"S A DROPPER

>walking a guy with 0 (zero) (nil) (nada) (零) major league hits

Nice try Timmay

explain

Please no givebacks Migo

hehe ha

Look at his agent mi amigo the guy doesnt like it when his clients stick with one team for too long


I dont want to be "that guy" but the reality is we could see Xander playing in Fenway but in a pinstripe uniform within 5 years

me his agent

Get a hit jesus H christ

thank you

Alright, now get some runs jesus H christ

>not putting team names in the subject or anywhere in the op
hey guys i just home from work and finished eating dinner but i was watching the game i wish Xander wasn't such a bust there and who the F kind of idiot made this thread i couldn't find it

>Clay going up against Sale tomorrow

Think I'll just fucking skip that game tbqh with you Joe

a hit!

>Frazier
>hit

NOT SO FAST

Oh but he made up for it with that wonderful piece of "baserunning"
False alarm, he's still trash

lol it was the WRONG time to lead off on WRIGHT

nah man, Sale's era is like 6 over the past 5 or 6 starts

he also got lit up in fenway last year as the sox were 1 game below .500 and looking to get back into things

fucking kill yourself frazier

First base coach name is Boston

How do u allow that?

Hey is Don back yet?

Sure Sale might be doing poorly atm but hes still an overall great pitcher

I dont need to bring up stats for Clay he's just been garbage for the past three years straight

I HATE this meme

but he's not a pitcher that you should be particularly wary of right now

and I'm sure you remember what the white sox were able to do against buchholz last time.
or against fucking any pitcher

tfw I never got a hit in little league and now for the first time since little league im doing some beer league and Ill have to hit against low 80s fastballs

What are some tips for me senpaitachi so I dont utterly embaress myself out there

No but i heard he is rehabing in pawtuckett

>I dont need to bring up stats for Clay he's just been garbage for the past three years straight
Literally no one ITT will try to defend Clay I don't understand this post

keep your eye on the ball and it hit it where they aint

if you bat .750 and throw 90+ you won't embarrass yourself

Im just telling him that as bad as Sale or the White Sox are right now

Clay Buckholz is still Clay Buckholz

You have a 50/50 shot at the worst to win against him guys dont be so dour

>Not playing softball

Better buy an elbow guard and lean into some pitches

I have below average arm speed, below average fielding, untested hitting with a wooden bat and average speed

How you think I'll do?

wow that clay buchholz kid is finally getting a chance to start. he's been pretty good in the pen.

>50/50
more like 20/80 and that's generous

i hope his time in the bullpen fixed him a bit

prob be a below average player if we continue with that logic

Do they do drug tests? Go juice

you need the will to win

Are those americans?

I think ill just try my luck at the batting cages and hope they stick me in right field

>buying an entire pizza at fenway
that's like $200 wtf there goes our tax dollars thanks a lot kids

xander:
fiesty
temper

sexy

how to join beer league i'm in great shape and scared of the ball (can't hit or field)

When are prices gonna go down it was like 13 dollars for spiked hot chocolate in April
Are you asking me how to join because your post is a failure grammatically

how how to join tell me NOW

This is getting nuts now. Will Coats ever get a hit or will he eventually be sent back down hitless? That's gotta be crushing for the guy.

maybe it's too warm to wear a coat now in june lol

If it weren't for injuries, We'd be seeing Jacob May up here instead. Yes, "May"

WTF GET HITS AND RUNS HOW HARD CAN THIS BE

>he's finally playing again today
soon

GJ Migo

So Coats has had 11 ABs since coming up and no hits.

Do you think you'd be able to at least muster one?