Waifu Claim Thread
The rules are very copied:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
>"I want to be an idol" edition
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>just like the rest
do dubs count?
>stupid fucking faggot robot fucking claimed
[INANE SCREAMING]
I'm out.
I'm not going to bed I'm just going to lay off of these until they fucking cool down a bit.
>You must wait longer before deleting your post.
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Cirno claim again
It's okay, it's okay
Yeah, it's true, it only could upset people but then again I think that's what I would've done too if I'm leaving a community as big as this.
Still remain in contact with some friends and ignore the rest who I was annoyed with.
Did I really choose a typical wife?
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>no jenny
Is that an updated one?
>Voice of a slut
I actually very much enjoy my waifus voice.
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Enjoy your moon runes!
RIP
C'mon, it's been 3 days I've been doin this Karen!
What fucking baka stole my quads?!
Superior autism claimed.
Unlike most namefags, I don't turn my shit off when I go into other threads. Don't see the point.
Oops, forgot to quote
I love her
It's okay, Jenny, I'm not their either.
>autism
Uhhhh...
>pic related
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we are the few pure waifu. we must bathe in this honor
i win im not on there
yeah well that was some motherfucking baka who stole your quads
No you don't, I'm also not on there
>one off
Hey Cirno
Alright, seeya for now.
>implying I would sell Karen's innocence for just dubs
rejoice
>best idol team
>guess who
>not 2d
>idgaf
>Kyouko, selfish vulgar zombie
Wut? Whoever wrote this has to watch the anime again.
>Konata, fat neckbeard in a loli body
Isn't that why she is awesome?
chef bro
the blonde one?
>implying dubs aren't valuable
I'm out. Goodnight. Maybe I'll cry myself to sleep tonight.
>Haughty animal abuser
>As if Sup Forums didn't
Sup Forums Space Program, Sup Forumsro, you heard of it?
She's a vidya, most of us don't care.
As long as they're not 3D.
Why am I rejoicing
>trigger warning
>smelly emo
>nerdy plotdevice
>teasing alien ice queen bitch
no problem
>ungrateful violent bitch that hangs toilet paper the wrong way around
she just has to learn how hang tp
>incompetent grade-a retard
that's where i'm aiming
>fat neckbeard in loli body
jackpot!
also having only sakaki from azumanga? where's tomo or kaori?
and only yuuko from nichijou? I'd like me some mio, mai, nano
I did. And it's fucking awesome
Goodnight Squid!
I see no Rory there.
Indeed. Finally home, fed and no longer salty.
>tuka a shit
tears are soft
night
I was hoping you could tell me, bun
tough day at work? gotta earn your keep bro
Is there a dish that's really shitty to make?
You turn salty when hungry?
And heya Rory
I want to be chinned
I haven't rejoiced in Forever.
What is happiness.
Night Ika, try and feel better. I'll start hammering my mechanic to get to work on the bike so I can bring it up soon.
>you turn salty when hungry?
I mean doesn't everyone?
>tuka a shit
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
gnight squid friend
wish you warm dreams of you and your beauty ika
>shiro
Tenryuu doesn't turn salty. Tenryuu is already salty
just chin me bunny
also where is velvet from?
Good morning everyone
Just decided to give my offsider a day off and work a full day. Turns out we really needed hin when 25 people walk in and all want food
See above for saltiness.
>tuka a mindfucked shit who is literally a 15 year old inhabiting an adult body
>SHE SLEEPS NAKED WITH HER FATHER
Tuka a shit.
Velvet is from RWBY. First season was meh on visuals, story figbts and music were good. Then Rooster Teeth got good at anination and next 2 seasons were great.
Who doesnt?
This makes me happy, means people won't steal my waifu. Ever.
>damn I cant spell at all tonight
RIP Monty Oum.
>Britfag Maki Claimed
What's an offsider? Also answer the other question desu
>people won't steal my waifu
>will never know this feel
Morning~
oh
ouch
Tenryuu
>sleeps naked with her father
Alternate Earth plus they're Elves so nature and shit= naked is okay and not sexual in and of itself.
>mindfucked
Yeah seeing your dad die is pretty fucking mentally traumatizing, I know from firsthand experience.
Claimed
arigatou desu
Hello Chara~
Morning Brit Maki!
Morning to you as well Mavis.
Yeah there's no way I'm gonna be able to go to sleep just yet.
Hello Hello
Hope your day is going fine or your morning
calling all skeletons
i request backup
>not shiro
lol what happened?
Back from work, whats going on up in here
Also claimed
RIP Monty.
>loved the tribute at the start of S3
Pad Thai. So many components that need the whole kitchen to put together and are unique to it.
She still has the mind of a 15 year old in an adult body. Sure, the potential is there, but so far she's done 1 thing of note that couldnt be done by Lelei or Rory.
she is life
Too much on my mind.
guys this seems pretty important you should help him
>short skirt,
>cleavage
>belly button showing
>high heels
shit tier slut waifu
hi hi, mugen
Pad Thai sounds tasty though, what's in it?
I can talk to you about it or try to get your mind off it, desu, which would you prefer?
>the mind of a 15 year old in an adult body
That's because 150 years for an elf is about 15 years for a human. Cmon dude they literally explain that in the show.
>mami is too head strong
I see what you did there
>Marisa "permanently borrows your stuff"
lmfao
I always said I was actually like her, but couldn't keep up with her.
But I once sat in a funeral parlour and legitimately was stealing tissues for about an hour. I walked out and my pocket was full; didn't know why, either. I was stealing tissues without even knowing it
>Misaki Mei; smelly emo
Dude, nah, Mei is cool
>Misaka; generic pettanko tsundere Pikachu 101
Misaka is so fucking cool though
>Rikka Takanashi; Autist with no depth perception
Eh, but Chuuni's are best.
Megumin, for example*
>Reimu; genocidal tyrannical armpit whore
Who I will be cosplaying
>???; Tanoshii infected cheater
Fun-infected? Fuck is that?
>Rin; Reverse trap with no personality
But, Rin is best vocaloid
*Surprised Megumin wasn't included in this
You guys can't be serious with all these shit tier waifus...
Yo yo, what did i miss while i was gone?
usual drama desu, usual greetings, some memes posted, some people talked, akiko talking shit about me as usual
What did we miss when you weren't here? What did you do?
You missed Brazil yesterday.
You're waifu a shit.
I just need to play some vidya or something to get my mind off it, just keep being you man.
Are you fucking serious?
Sounds like i missed all the fun. Nothing interesting happened at work. Drunk regulars came in, high regulars came in, stocked some stuff and called it a shift.
I'm gonna cut up your shit waifu and put it in a hamburger like the fucking tomato she is
Where do you work again, desu?
Okidokes, moo. Have fun. Being me is what I'm good at.
Yes, and apparently he won't claim Karen anymore.
lol, stfu autistic underfag
Over night at a gas station, its pretty ok. I usually just listen to music or talk with the regulars
Firekeeper best waifu.
Homura are you being for real right now?
I swear if it's you and kyouko doing the thing again
I swear if you're going to tell me he's claiming ayaya so we can be best buds
I'm going to be mildly displeased for several moments then get over it.
Really though give me the details desu, I never got to talk to him.
That sounds like a very comfy job, do you enjoy it there? Do you live well?
Pretty much, our version of it is sweet and sour seafood, chicken and egg noodles. Vietnamese style.
I know that. She went through a lot, but Lelei is infinitely the better waifu than Tuka as is.
>15 years and Lelei is more accomplished than 45 year old wizards and the damn Emperor.
>obvious bait
>enjoy your shit/10 tier waifu
Nichijou is probably the best anime ever.
make me u lil shit
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Emi! How are you!?
Well the job is ok. I get paid little to do little at the end of the day. I get by, been looking for something that pays more for a while but ive got no calls
>Loud obnoxious and possibly drunk group of black people outside the building
Sometimes, this fucking job...
Yo Emi!
How's life going?
And yes, Nichijou is pretty darn good
>I swear if it's you and kyouko doing the thing again
Weren't you the one doing that to Kagami and such... But yea I'm serious, and no his new waifu wasn't from Kinmoza, apparently he doesn't want to claim lolis anymore.
I don't remember the name of his new waifu or even the series where it's from but apparently it's some kind of tsundere that isn't really a tsundere, she accepts her feelings but can't show them properly.
Yea I guess with a vague description like this you will never guess who it is, all his filenames started with 'screen' and were screencaps of the manga taken from a phone.
I told him you wanted to meet him and he said it was a shame that you never had the chance.
Well I mean you're not wrong.
Yeah but I mean that's like saying "hey you know Dr. Strange, the guy with SUPER POWERS, yeah he's totally fucking stronger than this regular man"
>Barry
I'm good, more or less. I haven't slept much and my throat hurts a little, but I'll get better.
I'm watching Nichijou rn, this shit is GOLD. How are you, the one and only Karen?
Not too good. I have exams in a few days, I have the flu and I can't even sleep beacause of it.
Thank god I have animu.
How you doing Chara? I haven't been in morning threads for quite some time.