Secrets bread...go

Secrets bread...go

My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend

yeah

When I was in 1st grade me and this girl who sat next to me would show each others genitals to each other and now its really awkward when we see each other now. So ya. Been gettin pussy since I was like 8

I have a fiancée, three girlfriends, and I'm actively chatting up more girls.

I know this is going to blow up in my face at some point but I cant stop.

I fucked my wife's sister.

Diddnt we all do that? I used to do it with a neighbour girl when I was like 6, got my finger in when I was 7

I won alot of money when I was 22. About 2million dollars, put it all in the bank and live off the intrest. My GF thinks I work but I'm actually just going to my other appartment to play games.
Also none of my friends know, it's better this way. I can live the lazy life I eish for and none is the wiser

I occasionally cheat on my wife with one of her best friends

What's your pretend job?

i want that life.

I sister fucked my wife.

I fucked my sister's wife.

I wife fucked my sister.

My Guinea pig sometimes pulls his poops out from his bootyhole while pooping, he eats some of his poops too.

Phew! Glad to get that off my chest!
Heavy weight.

how did you win the money? how much interest/month?

I love the smell of my farts

I fucked my sister wife.

I am blackmail cam guy

I wish I had a girlfriend

Boooo!!! Get out of here.

Software programming. It's what I was working with before I won, it also explains alot when I'm online and occasionally play online games. It sucks that I have to logg off for a few hours when I'm really into a game.

Dafu peaks my interests

I don't actually want to beat my depression, on the contrary I feel happiest whenever i am engaging in self destructive acts, because they make my suicidal thoughts feel more justified

I sistered my wife's fuck.

Took a crane to get out.

I fucked my best friend's ex the other week.

It was actually two winnings, about 1300k from the lottery and the rest from and online gambling sites. I don't gamble anymore so no risk of losing the money, the intrest is about 3000 dollars each month 2500-3000 enough for a stable life

I gave my brother a bj when I was 14
I used to shoplift and cut myself like a fucking retard at that age too

faggot

i grew up with a cousin a year younger than me, she was my first kiss when i was 8, she was the first girl i fingered when i was 12, she was the first girl i fucked when i was 17, im 22 now and ive had many girl friends but nothing gets my dick harder than the thought of her, im pretty sure im in love with her but it sucks cause i know we can never be. i hate life.

Become a junkie, you'll find you also become way more motivated.

Does your family know?
That could buy me heroin for the rest of my life!*

*the real calculation: 1,190 weeks

yeah basically

I palced a camera right in front of the toilet and fap to my wife, her daughter, her sister, and many that came for partys, suppers, you name it.

Noone except people who have no idea of whi I am :)

I fucked my best friends hot gf to aid her revenge

I fucking hate myself and I'm aware that I don't seem like a good person, but I know I am. I'm not really cold or heartless, I do love people and I do have morals. But I'm too proud to tell anyone how I really feel about anything. I've been doing this for so long it seems like confessing isn't even an option, it's just not possible. I'm so sick of acting like I don't care about anything when in reality I care so much it hurts. For once I just wish somebody would talk to me and try to crack my shell. I really can't take it anymore.

I am Ryan

im fucking ur girlfriend. i've been fucking her for about a year now. i have no intention of stopping, she has no intention of telling you.

I'm Dunn

Just kill yourself

dont kill yourself man, just give it time, someone will try

I broke the dam

I think you need to find a way to open up rather than wait for someone to Crack you

Its half term so the blackmailing is gettin easier

I am an alien

An old school buddy turned out to be gay, and asked of he could suck my cock. I obliged

When I go to church every Sunday with my family and all the other kids in my Catholic school's families. I always ask if we can sit in the back of the balcony. I have a perfect view of the balconys first row and the entire first floor where the pews, people, alter are. I spend every single minute for an hour, imagining God pushing the people one by one off the first front row of the balcony, right over the wooden guard rail. I guess based off height and weight how fast they will fall and how long it will take for them to hit the ground. Amen.

my cousin is married now with a baby, last year i had sex with her while she was pregnant with her husbands baby and a few months ago i had sex with her while her baby was in the room watching, am i a horrible person?

I really like avocado with my eggs and bacon.

You sick fuck

Wow man
Why do you still do it?
Anyone friends /family know?

I killed someone

Last time i saw a snail i was forced to take out my penis and make the snail slither on it. My mom saw it and from that day on she walks away each time i aproach her. I was much more turned on that when i'm in bed w/ my gf.

I just can't.

Jesus Christ
Did you happen to have sex with her around 9 or a little less (premature) months before she gave birth ? Serious question

I did the same, but with a banana slug. It was at a summer camp in 6th grade except it was fucking horrible. It felt good for about five seconds, then the counselor saw me.

I dont know, when im around her i dont think straight.
yeah her 2 sisters know about us because ive also had sex with them aswell. yes ive had sex with 3 of my cousins and there all sisters.

> her daughter
you fap to your daughter?

yes we had sex twice, first when she was around 3 months due and again when she was in the 9th right before giving birth

i also took pictures but theyre in a broken phone, i should actually burn that phone for safety.

When my relationship started to go to shit, I started looking for a "plan B". Ex discovered it and tried to commit suicide because of it. I dumped her because she was unbearable to live with and I tell everyone she was crazy and tried to an hero for no good reason.

My mom has a habit of getting too drunk, passing out, getting naked, and masturbating in the living room all the while pretty much asleep. Sometimes I take pics

Not before dumping

I fucked my highschool teacher.

I was homeschooled.

Same here my friend, got a friend of mine which I used to say all shit to and I lost her because I was stupid, and now I'm afraid to talk to her

I want those trips :(

post the pics

I want those dubs:(

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

I've never got dubs.

if caught, it would destroy my life

Double dubs for the perv that has it all

it's not over 9000 technically speaking

...

I fuckin' knew it!!

Win! Got any close up vagoo

Whatthefuck.gif

How did you end up having sex with all three of them? Do you still have sex or recently with other two ?
How awkward must that be

Yeah, she's got a bush tho

In Which universe is 687439000 not over 9000?!?!

I meant to 4 last digits only obviously

Here, have some porn for your mathematical vigilance

THERES TRAPS EVERYWHERE. ITS DISGUSTING

BAPHOMET BE THINKING ITS SATAN

Cool stretch marks to bro. Ever fingered her?

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Hahahaha...Thanks :D :D

I liken wearing panties. Makes me feel pretty. And they're really really comfortable. Keeps your balls from sticking to your thigh.

i had sex with each when i was around 14-17
my mom babysat them so things just happened, believe it or not they usually started it, but no i dont have sex with the other two anymore, theyre not attractive to me like the other one is. also heres how her puh looks like now.

Nah,

You drank too much oestrogen water...get a filter and look into the oestrogen levels in the water in your country.

I know, right..all these traps and fagbois are no accident..

her face

They would fall at the same speed, dumbass.

can confirm. best bud ended up living in a trap house for a while. here's way better off now

I slept with my welding teacher the year after I graduated

I once found a drunk girl passed out in a doorway at 4am on a Saturday morning. I sat next to her and groped her tits and generally molested her for 30 minutes before she slowly woke up from it. She hadn't realized what had happened and told me her name and that she was 18. I fap to the thought of that night a couple of times a week still.

except for the one that is like a feather..feathers fall at a slower rate due to wider surface area..also the same effect can be observed with paper..also some clothing can have a marginal parachute effect so no, they not fall at the same speed but you wouldn't be able to easily notice a difference and in your imagination (which is what counts really) you can make the fat (american) ones fall slower

Fair enough, your back to the future dubs show you are marty mcfly and therefore telling the truth.

a house of traps you say...

Sex with the ex of my best friend, penetrating my ex while she was asleep (she wakes up and says it feels like we had sex and I acted like I just woke up...)

Yesterday, I saw an Asian male college student (George Washington university medical school ID) passed out in the lobby off a random apt building I was walking by, had pissed himself, was shwasted as fuck, could only open his eyes. His wallet was sprawled out outside. I sat him up and put his wallet under his hand. Left, came back, ambulance, fire department, police were there.

popped a cherry of a very young and kinda famous girl....
how young she is? still on "kids" and not on "teens" react