post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power
e.g
>super speed
>only got one leg
Post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power
Ability to shit Gold
the power to get dubs
Only on Tuesdays
Must eat large amounts of gold to shit out one ounce.
the gold is always slightly larger than your asshole making it tearing and stretch it everytime you shit
but only on 2chan
only when you aren't trying to
>the ability to read minds
Only solid bars
You can't make turn it off. You'll have to listen to everyone's thoughts all the time
But you have to touch their brain
Talking to women.
The laws of quantum mechanics
Only one person a day
telekinetic equivalent exchange
>power to morph objects into something else but only when it has a mass equal or less than the original object
only online
That are related to you
Superpower
Being able to give myself superpowers
Hinderence
Every woman in the world wants to fuck me
Full manipulation of gravity
It costs you an arm and a leg
you have to concentrate on how much of a weab you really are
>Power to bot need air/food/water
only within 30 centimetres of you
dubs
Kekl'd
The ability to morph into someone that isn't a failure.
Hinderence- heroin addict
the ability to overcome any obstacle effortlessly and flawlessly
but only when it will kill you, otherwise you still get hungry/thirsty and can drown, it just won't kill you.
>Ability to SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT
slowly becomes a faliure
>Have X-Ray vision
>Be blind
blind
You can only morph into Amy Schumer
Seriously guys I'm writing a comic and need a weakness for 'the quantum kid' he can manipulate matter and pretty much do anything that is allowed in quantum physics
Can count faster than the speed of light
Only able to count to 5
Only while he masturbates vigorously.
He's a nigger
he has to read a 4 inch think book about quantum physics before everytime he can manipulate it.
being immortal
C'mon give me some funny answers
Hinderance is mortality
Oxymoron you moron
Has no genitals but still has sexual urges.
>pretty much do anything that is allowed in quantum physics
quantum physics isnt even that well understood yet.
your comic will not be successful because im sure you dont know the first shit about quantum physics.
his weakness could be size maybe?
he can only work in the quantum scale.
Fuck you, thats a valid hinderance
Hes got a bad case of the downs
Super strong Telekinesis
You're either a woman or a nigger
you watch as all your friends and family, everyone you ever love or will love, turn to ash over the time they have. you watch as the new become old and die. you watch as the rise and fall of humanity and everything in between. and when humanity is no more there will be nobody but you to float endlessly in the time space as the earth is swallowed by our dying sun. and even as the universe collapses on itself. you will be there. waiting alone. immortal
thanks guys but I'm really trying to make this a likeable comic, I was thinking maybe his body is always stuck in a state of beta decay
Passes out after useing it for 1/2 second
Constantly causes you to bash your own skull in
Not really, or are you schrodinger's faggot
>loses a random memory
Full invisiblity
Ok fine he's not a nigger, but i think it will really be dificult being a nigger.
Basically me now
>can fly
>only vertically and 3" off the ground
your memory resets every 5 years back to the point where you first realized you where immortal.
Only skin
But you also piss lead.
Only when people aren't looking
Ageless immortality
but it only happens randomly
ur not supposed to hinder yourself dickwad
super boner.
Matter manipulation, time travel, teleportation
I think it'll be fine man
Kek
Top kek!
if he becomes aroused he becomes visible again
>no perving for you asshole
>> beta
Yeah hes a cereal killer
the power to control electricity.
Constantly shits out large quantities of poo revealing your position
Power to get influence, then I ask myself wtf i'm doing... Poor people...
Can only get hard for guys
Teleport only to the EXACT opposite side of the world (there is a lot of water out there man)
Having access to all the information in the universe just by thinking about what you want to know
all theoretical and have nothing to do with actual know quantum phys.
chronic deppression
Archnemesis with the ability to transfer 'the quantum kid' and others into different realities, with different laws of physics which will inevitably change 'the quantum kid's' powers depending on which reality he's in.
but only when you stare into their eyes while touching your dick and licking your lips
Hurts unbearable everytime you get a boner
444477 get.
IQ of 12
Kek, I'll see user, i might make it So
Always find out what you dont want to know
You got decapitated and now must watch everything forever from wherever you are.
the power to understand the fucking wikipedia pronunciation guides
have to close 25 thousand mental pop up ads every time you recall a piece of information
is electrocuted every time you use it
Molecular Manipulation
Still cant pronounce them
u have no tongue
but you feed on memes instead
Molecularly destabilized
the power to always get these dubs
Can only make vanila pudding from the molecules
Power of peace and no war
Only by accident
That's the beauty user, with quantum physics, it's all hypothetical and it'll be extremely tough to ever prove something can or can't happen with it, it's a wide range of abilities that can change over time.
You remain a faggot