Post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power

post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power
e.g
>super speed
>only got one leg

Ability to shit Gold

the power to get dubs

Only on Tuesdays

Must eat large amounts of gold to shit out one ounce.

the gold is always slightly larger than your asshole making it tearing and stretch it everytime you shit

but only on 2chan

only when you aren't trying to
>the ability to read minds

Only solid bars

You can't make turn it off. You'll have to listen to everyone's thoughts all the time

But you have to touch their brain

Talking to women.

The laws of quantum mechanics

Only one person a day

telekinetic equivalent exchange
>power to morph objects into something else but only when it has a mass equal or less than the original object

only online

That are related to you

Superpower
Being able to give myself superpowers

Hinderence
Every woman in the world wants to fuck me

Full manipulation of gravity

It costs you an arm and a leg

you have to concentrate on how much of a weab you really are

>Power to bot need air/food/water

only within 30 centimetres of you

dubs

Kekl'd

The ability to morph into someone that isn't a failure.

Hinderence- heroin addict

the ability to overcome any obstacle effortlessly and flawlessly

but only when it will kill you, otherwise you still get hungry/thirsty and can drown, it just won't kill you.

>Ability to SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT

slowly becomes a faliure

>Have X-Ray vision
>Be blind

blind

You can only morph into Amy Schumer

Seriously guys I'm writing a comic and need a weakness for 'the quantum kid' he can manipulate matter and pretty much do anything that is allowed in quantum physics

Can count faster than the speed of light

Only able to count to 5

Only while he masturbates vigorously.

He's a nigger

he has to read a 4 inch think book about quantum physics before everytime he can manipulate it.

being immortal

C'mon give me some funny answers

Hinderance is mortality

Oxymoron you moron

Has no genitals but still has sexual urges.

>pretty much do anything that is allowed in quantum physics
quantum physics isnt even that well understood yet.
your comic will not be successful because im sure you dont know the first shit about quantum physics.

his weakness could be size maybe?
he can only work in the quantum scale.

Fuck you, thats a valid hinderance

Hes got a bad case of the downs

Super strong Telekinesis

You're either a woman or a nigger

you watch as all your friends and family, everyone you ever love or will love, turn to ash over the time they have. you watch as the new become old and die. you watch as the rise and fall of humanity and everything in between. and when humanity is no more there will be nobody but you to float endlessly in the time space as the earth is swallowed by our dying sun. and even as the universe collapses on itself. you will be there. waiting alone. immortal

thanks guys but I'm really trying to make this a likeable comic, I was thinking maybe his body is always stuck in a state of beta decay

Passes out after useing it for 1/2 second

Constantly causes you to bash your own skull in

Not really, or are you schrodinger's faggot

>loses a random memory

Full invisiblity

Ok fine he's not a nigger, but i think it will really be dificult being a nigger.

Basically me now

>can fly
>only vertically and 3" off the ground

your memory resets every 5 years back to the point where you first realized you where immortal.

Only skin

But you also piss lead.

Only when people aren't looking

Ageless immortality

but it only happens randomly

ur not supposed to hinder yourself dickwad

super boner.

Matter manipulation, time travel, teleportation

I think it'll be fine man

Kek

Top kek!

if he becomes aroused he becomes visible again
>no perving for you asshole

>> beta
Yeah hes a cereal killer

the power to control electricity.

Constantly shits out large quantities of poo revealing your position

Power to get influence, then I ask myself wtf i'm doing... Poor people...

Can only get hard for guys

Teleport only to the EXACT opposite side of the world (there is a lot of water out there man)

Having access to all the information in the universe just by thinking about what you want to know

all theoretical and have nothing to do with actual know quantum phys.

chronic deppression

Archnemesis with the ability to transfer 'the quantum kid' and others into different realities, with different laws of physics which will inevitably change 'the quantum kid's' powers depending on which reality he's in.

but only when you stare into their eyes while touching your dick and licking your lips

Hurts unbearable everytime you get a boner

444477 get.

IQ of 12

Kek, I'll see user, i might make it So

Always find out what you dont want to know

You got decapitated and now must watch everything forever from wherever you are.

the power to understand the fucking wikipedia pronunciation guides

have to close 25 thousand mental pop up ads every time you recall a piece of information

is electrocuted every time you use it

Molecular Manipulation

Still cant pronounce them

u have no tongue

but you feed on memes instead

Molecularly destabilized

the power to always get these dubs

Can only make vanila pudding from the molecules

Power of peace and no war

Only by accident

That's the beauty user, with quantum physics, it's all hypothetical and it'll be extremely tough to ever prove something can or can't happen with it, it's a wide range of abilities that can change over time.

You remain a faggot