Waifu thread

>waifu thread
>you know the rules
>shitpost loudly

>jenny claim

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Snek still a cute.

Why aren't you even mad, Chara?

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Oh boy have I ever

You've gotten very into running lately, huh?

Claimed, off to work edition

Claiming Seaport Hime.

It's gunna be tough, I was never in super good shape. I could do short term parkour in high school, but I never got the chance to get into enough to get fit.
>Not riding and having that cosplay
Absolute haram. Really though, I want a Raimu cosplay the most. Something about wearing a skirt while on a bike, hehehe.
6'3" at 145 pounds. I'm very skinny with no muscle or fat. I really don't wanna get muscled, which is why I've avoiding really working out before. I figure working on my stamina would be a good alternative to that.


Also, cockroach found. All the way across the building. I am safe.

>finished your anime
>that ending

How you holding up Galks?
Only time when everything feels right for me.
You doing good mama seaport?

As always.

Natalia Poklonskaya

Heh, don't worry about it. It's some serious toned, catchy spanish love song; I thought by typing it it'll go away, it hasn't.
It's the quiet ones you gotta look out for
Holy fuk, link?
You caught me with the phrasing, but nah, Spanish food and went to bed. Onions and all that odorous stuff settled in
Small indigo tail-less female daxter claimed

The last episode was pretty shit compared to the others.

Very, very tired.

i'm going to sleep. don't wanna fall asleep at work.
nice

Louise Belcher claimed

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When they explained the meanings of their names I was touched tbh
As perfect as galko is, I still love ojou for her nonstop question mark expression.
What happened at the doctor's?

>checked
That's good to hear. It's good to find yourself in that way, doubly so if it's a positive thing like running. I'm glad that you've got that.

when you get trips and it's one of the only good things in your life
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Well considering your weight I'd have to recommend a moderate jog (imagine Fat Joe is chasing you after taking a slice of his cake, that's about the pace you want to go). As I said, I don't think having a fast pace is important, just depends on how far you're going, but if you feel, when running you could go faster than that, by all means go ahead.

Shego claim

It's chronic insomnia, but I need to go to a specialist to get tested for narcolepsy.
>Ojou a cute

>Outlaw Star
>episode 4

See you, space outlaw.

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>when she massages your shoulders in just the right spot
Wait so chronic insomnia is a subset of narcolepsy? You might have fucking both of them?
Oshiete, Galko-Chan!
>I'll stop later don't worry desu

Britfag Maki Claim

Sucks to hear that man. Get prescribed anything?

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I'll probably jog with music and match the pace to the beat. Most likely either eurobeat or some kinda 90s punk rock. So I hope that'll be a good pace. I've never been good with jogs due to my low endurance. It was always full sprint or slightly quick walk.

>first tats
>then hand
>even before that atago and some of the older anons
place your bets, who do you think is gonna bite the bullet next?

The was was fat

Fuck you auto correct

bang?

That was was pretty fat indeed.

Narcolepsy can cause insomnia, so I could have both.

I got prescribed some pills, but I haven't gotten them yet.

Me.

Waifu claimed

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I usually listen to stuff like this because it gets me hyped, enough to keep me going.

galko tbh

So when's the specialist date?
Also how much is this whole thing costing you, desu?

I'll probably throw this on along with a mix of Sum 41 and the like. All high energy songs, nothing slow otherwise it'll kill me.
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I haven't arranged that yet. A polysomnography should cost around $2,000, but my Dad offered to pay for it.

>galko tbh
What makes you say that?

You guys are kidding right?

This garbage tier sluts aren't really your waifus right?

Desu

I enjoy The Offspring quite a bit.
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Fuck that's a lot, not even counting your medication, yes?

I say it because you're one of the few left, yes? At least those that are active, in essence the ones posting daily, desu.
Plus I don't think you'll leave, but rather drop dead out of exhaustion desu.
also we're bun bros. hair bun.

desu

>calls other peoples waifus garbage
>claims human excrement tier

Bolbi Stroganovsky claimed

>2016
>not realizing umaru is the greatest waifu material anime has to offer

>Walla Walla
Oh man, I haven't heard that one in a while. They'll be in there for sure!
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why does she have a blonde croissant in her hair on the right side

>Something about wearing a skirt while on a bike, hehehe.

hnng/10 everyone wants that

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do you have the patch? /k/ made a natalia patch

outlaw star is in the top 5 best anime of all time.

Yeah, that's just for the test.

>One of the few left
I don't think I've been around as long as you think.
>bun bro

It's a bun, just not drawn very well.

FUCK

>I don't think I've been around as long as you think.
???
Confusing me with Brazil, yes? I'm Lebo Karen desu.
Started posting early march desu. You were here earlier, yes?
>bun bro

Yuno claimed
I wish I could have someone love me as much as her

I'm not confusing you for Brazil. I started posting around the same time as you.

>I don't think I've been around as long as you think.
I misread, desu. I read that "as long as you, I think."
Hm, you really gave off that impression though.

Hi Karen

That's fine. Did I really?

r8 my roach waifu

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sold out for now

Of course, maybe I'll wear bike shorts to ruin the expectations.

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Hi Kotori! How are you doing today!?

Yes yes, familiarity with everyone desu.
Calmness, yes? Content with just talking and watching, desu. Not the same vibe that the "newfags" give, desu.
No idea how else to say it, is my idea clear, desu?

that would have the opposite effect. bikeshorts are purest fetish

I guess I see what you mean. Maybe it's just because of how often I'm here.

Doing good! And you, having a good day?

rika-chan coming through!

Yes yes, also the kind of neutrality that came with yuko and hand-bro.
Either way, I feel like you were always a staple in the thread, desu. At least to me!

Lots of overwatch, anime and tasty foods.
Not much besides this, desu. How about you?

Galko's pretty nice.
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Thanks, that really means a lot.

You're pretty nice.

O-Oh. Well then...fuck.

>Heading home now.

I really hope you appreciated the bikini picture, this is a once in a month occurrence, desu.

I love she

Seems like I have succeeded in something then.

It was pretty nice, have this one.

It looks that way.

>bike shorts beneath skirt
I didn't ask for this boner but it's here anyway

I'm at work, lurk mode engaged

dem soviet afghan war pics.

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i like Finnegans wake and captians kellys kitchen more.
ride safe

>mfw
That episode was really great desu, galko grew on me in that short hour lol.
Especially what she did for the kid who lost his wallet desu.

He lost his innocence and his wallet.

A small step for threads, a giant leap for anomaly.

Best war, maybe after WW1 though.
My favourite has to be either Loyal to No-one or Surrender.

Well, I have a friend who intends on buying me this: ebay.com/itm/Anime-Seraph-of-the-End-Hiragi-Shinoa-Dakimakura-Pillow-Cover-Case-Hugging-Body-/151675477949
I told people to buy it for me as a joke, even though I really want it. Can't tell if he's being completely serious or not though. In the off chance he is being serious, what the fuck happens if my parents see it? I'm just so fucking confused.
Oh boy, gotta watch your anime quite soon it seems.

Sounds wonderful! Want to play some Overwatch with me and Britfag Tomato?

gottem

mugi claimed

So how have you been?

I hope you like it.

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i've always really been interested in the Soviet Afghan war. Afghanistan is a really interesting place, the Soviets had a really aesthetic military at the time, and the american involvement makes the whole thing super interesting.

really all of the proxy wars of the cold war era were really aesthetic.

Here's hoping for a second season desu, the gyaru with the teal eyeshadow and the rocker girl are people I hope they build on
also the hair-over-eyes dude, desu.

Maybe later, when I'm not lagging desu. Maki has me added, he can invite me when I'm available desu.

ay its moogster
had a fap?

Best Shimoneta

I really hope there is one.
>that's not the right Mugi

Nothing much has really changed, exception being that my threadbro is gone, everyone disappears eventually I guess.
How about you?

The documentary that is from is actually pretty good, and I don't mean the new one.
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Watched it like half a year ago with vodka.
I liked the whole idea of them building roads there with the excuse of helping 3rd world countries, and then using those roads to transport armored vehicles.

Tell it to leave!
Ya right, I ride crazy aggressive! But that's mostly because I don't trust other people on the road even a little.

It sucks. I've been alright, I guess. Things are still pretty boring.

Well, I'm off to go wrap up Lilly's route for Katawa Shoujo. I'll still be lurking.

Oh right, Shiro. Is running in boots okay? I kinda don't have other shoes.

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>Ya right, I ride crazy aggressive! But that's mostly because I don't trust other people on the road even a little.

that's what i meant. I'd rather you ride hard and avoid getting run over then look over your shoulder all the time and have some asshole push you under a semi.

way too many people completely ignore motorcycles on the road.
yeah i've watched that. And done some image collecting of kits from the war. I really like the brimmed hats they wore.

what should i fap to?

Haha, I ride as hard as this little 300 will let me. I think I managed 99 tops today. Probably averaged about 90 the whole way home. So normally I'm passing lots of people, so no ones catching me by surprise. Once I get my helmet mount, maybe I'll actually upload a vid of some sort.