When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

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Never

8 months ago

March 2012.

Yesterday

Never I'm 21

never

Two days

Like monday or Tuesday night

last friday. she wants to fuck again this friday

2 weeks

Yesterday with your mom.

night before last

1 hour

>December
>I'm married
Fuck this sucks. I have 500k cash. I might just disappear to the Far East

...And never come back

Monday morning. Gf is on her period.

Just finished

late summer 2006

almost 10 years fuck yea

8 months with a girl, like a few weeks with a guy

Tomorrow
It was good

LOL

Better clean out your fleshlight, you lying fuck.

6 minutes ago. Quads gets the webm.

2002

Never ^-^

last year?

NEW RULE. If you're like these betas and have sex every day then post nudes of your girl or GTFO.

>girl

2 days ago

More?

yes

Four hours ago.
Before that it was a week. Fucking sucks dating someone with depression.

last year with a guy. before that 8 years ago with a girl.

2 weeks ago maybe 3 cant remember

Couple days ago

in my dream a few weeks ago, in real life, never.

I can't have sex because I have a micropenis. I have passed up or just gave oral to a girl 8 different times in my life so far.

Pics?

5 years

>claims we're beta
>requests other people's gf pics

Tomorrow

I forget everyone here is autistic and doesn't get jokes

I'm actually on a sex strike until my gf lets me put it in her butt. She'll crack soon.
>kek punny

september 29th 2015... but whos counting??

10 min ago.

few days ago

I also forget how sensitive people are here.

Around two years ago.

30 min ago.

6 weeks.

yesterday

yesterday and it was good. Gf just got on the pill and it was the 7 day mark

June 6th 2014

If back crack you mean fucking another guy, yes, you are correct.

April 30th. Feels bad man.

Umm...doesn't she need to be on it for a full month?

ive had dissapointment and regret, never sex

...

The only one being sensitive is you. I posted a joke and you got butthurt and made that green text repl then get angry when I call out your autistic thinking nobody else would notice

Nah...she wouldn't do that

Last year.

Feels bad. I wish I had a pussy right now

nope its a full 7 days + since it works at 99.9%, i dont play against the odds of being a dad so i blow outside.

almost a year and a half

Why you do not make some forced sex?

Do not fell for the rape meme. Women love forced sex, and she's your wife, that's her duty

All women are lying, cheating whores. All of them. If you don't give them what they want, they'll find it somewhere else. And with sex it's a supply and demand market. Do the math. Fuck her and have some pleasure yourself instead of playing these stupid mind games which won't work out.

I'll be your sex slave. Interested?

2 days ago, goodbye sex with my dying grandmother, i Think shes pregnant, what to do \b\

Yesterday's afternoon (not to brag lol)

Never

Yesterday evening before sleep. Blowjob and rimjob.

i'm having sex right now

Lol I'm sorry that you've been torched by chicks in he past, but things are different for alphas. She wouldn't screw up the good thing she's got going with this relationship

Theres nothing better than bloe inside a girl.

Creampie is live

Left hand doesn't count.

i know, that's why i am using my right hand you fucking idiot

>Sup Forums
>alpha

You're.in internet, why lie?

Never

One month and 2 days

Banged my stepmom in a drunken stupor 3 months ago...haven't been able to get hard since.
>I think I need therapy

You're >implying

I know your baseline is to think everyone is lying, but some things are true, bruh.

>implying
new fag

must've been sometime in january.
thing is we dont see us often and as she has been nearly raped two types by other guys in her life (one of those times being about 3 months ago), it is a hard time and i dont want to push her or anything.

June 10th, 2010

Just 8 days shy of 6 years ago...

>implying

Also checked

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Same bro, i feel your pain, mine gives amazing head on her period tho

About two hours ago, before going to work.

October 2015

Are you guys refusing? Period sex is some of the best sex for the girl

March 12th, 2016

Id be up for it, but im too lazy to get a towel if it makes a mess n shit. Besides, she gives better blowjobs on her period than whem shes off so im gonna enjoy it until shes off

checked

Most girls have been conditioned by society to consider period sex as filthy or dirty. Trick is to get them horny as fuck before putting it in. They'll love it.

4 months ago.

Exactly 2 months ago, it was during a trip in thaïland, and it was my first (and my last) time.. I am 31yo

Boob related, we are still in touch...

Agreed...it's more that they don't want us to be grossed out. Just gotta show them that some blood doesn't matter

You can give and receive, imbecile

never
i'm 30
fml

>Nignog detected