Do you think you fit the stereotypical Sup Forums user?

Do you think you fit the stereotypical Sup Forums user?

Pic related, what people assume we look like.

bullshit, he's outside

the stereotypical Sup Forums user nowadays is a edgy memespouting teenage fuccboi

the old neckbeard image is gone in the mainstream view of Sup Forums

lel

Kek

You forgot the dried up semen on his shirt

true, I guess it is an inaccurate depiction of us.

Not like that. I have a a cheap katana or whatever that my neighbor gave me. I'm pretty anti-social but i'm getting good at it, even got some pussy. I can be pretty racist. Sometimes in conversation I caught myself saying
>Implying.

The only thing that's typical Sup Forums user thing about me is I can only grow a neck beard. So in just shave it. But other than that I'm 150 lbs in decent shape. Feels good

This is probably a stereotype a butthurt retard believes when he's had a glance at Sup Forums.

Fuck dude I do
>implying
Thing too. It's always when I'm being an asshole and trying to make people feel dumb.

Ya but I feel like that hasn't yet reached the mainstream they still think we're neckbeard virgins and don't know about the new people being actual adolescents who are just trying to be edgy as fuck.

You tell me.

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>razer crap
confirmed

I can't jump that high

you fucking disgusting sub human trash, you use razer?

Nigger

they think we're steven seagal ?

Not at all.
Im 6'2, good looking, clean shaven, strong jawline, successful, have an attractive gf, im fit, active and have a body to show it and my dick is 7".
Im not 'Calvin Klein' underwear model fit/ attractive but look good in and out of a suit.
I look and act like a really stand up citizen.
However my years of trolling the internet have led me to have a dark side that nobody but myself knows about.
I love the chan and i live for creepshot/porn/rekt/fight threads.
I constantly browse Sup Forums hoping to find nudes of people i know so i can fap furiously over them and save them to my hidden harddrive with all the other fucked up shit on there.

I've got a real question though, how do you feel about BLM?

Nah because Im not fat

How often do you sharpen your katana? Before or after your 10 o'clock hot pocket break?

I dont wear socks with sandals.

Why not? All I do is play mmo's when I game. It fits the task at hand perfectly.

Are you me ?Sept I'm single

Not really.
I enjoy fucking women, am not attracted to dicks or dudes with boobs.
I do not watch anime, nor do I give a fuck about it. Only jerk off to normal porn for normal people.

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>this

topkek

I've tried to pass myself off as confident, people thought I was an arsehole. I've tried stoic, came off as aloof. I've tried no fucks, people thought I was homeless. I've tried nice and people thought I was gay. I'm constantly shoving masks on my face, trying to find one that fits. I have no tribe, no mask, no direction so I feel like this is a nice place for me amongst the nameless and the faceless.

In short, yes. I think I do.

Ya you pretty much just described me minus the gf part just broke up with her 2 months ago and i rarely wear a suit only when i've got to.

>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/garbage/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>the chan

No, this pic is só thin to me.

Aldo
>Using a katana
>Not a superior european Claymore

Pleb tier

More like this. And his main boards are:
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums

Well i'm actually bi so i fuck guys but i don't fuck with gender dysphoria.

Fuck them. They are all a bunch of bat shit crazy regards IMO. The way they represent themselves is horrible.

Fuckthatshit/10

I havent worn a suit in over a year, for my girlfiends ball. Before then i hadnt worn a suit in about 4 years.

I rarely get the chance to wear them but i look good in them and love wearing them. Its the main reason inwant to get married/ attend a wedding.

>I look and act like a really stand up citizen.
>I love the chan

Dun goofed boi. Those statements dont belong in the same paragraph.

timestamp m8

People don't like me much because i'm usually a really stoic person and have a tough time saying nice things for no reason.

Fuck off this will turn into people bragging about their life

I had someone ask me if i support them while i was going from class to class and when i told them no they threatened to "beat the shit out of my cracker ass" for "being a racist" and that's my only real life experience with BLM

Ya probably i'm just curious what you faggots do all day other than jerking off to trap porn.

>stick up my ass the size of viking longboat

>watches porn

Nope.

I mean, ya pretty much.

>not /mlp/
Fucking shit-tier guess.

Other than the neck beard, not really I'm 24 years old 6'2 220 lbs and clean shaven, been boxing for a few years so I'm in decent shape no bulging muscles but I can get the job done. Have a steady gf and job, smoke pot at night drink socially every other weekend pretty basic stuff

Timestamp what? My comment?
If you meant for me to post a pic of myself with a timestamp, thats fuckin gay.
Asking a dude who claims to have ahot fave and body to post a pic for 'proof' is super gay.
Hahah faggot

Not really, I probably fit more in the "Edgy" stereotype more than anything. If I claim that I don't associate myself as that, it just makes me even more like that.

The sad truth is that >75% of Sup Forums posters are probably underage.

But at least some boards aren't complete cancer yet.

>razer
the air jordans of gaming mouses

No one cares, just shut the fuck up you emo cunt.

> Run three to five times a week and swim daily
> Slim, semi-athletic build
> Carrying a healthy relationship
> Full time job/ Full time PH.D student
> been on Sup Forums years before The Rock started cooking
> Decent friend circle
> Live on my own
> Not into traps
> Don't own a sword, but I have a small pistol just for the lols

I guess not

no. female

>studying for PH.D = Job
Wew lad, I bet you vote Bernie too, for protecting the rights of the working class like you.

People value sincerity. If you don't feel like complimenting others, don't. You're not obliged to kiss-arse the egos of others to be a likeable person. They'll like you less for being insincere when your compliments could hold more weight because you don't give them out freely

I don't think I'm young enough for emo. Was well out of Highschool when that trend popped up.

Fuck no I'm not. And I'm studying mortuary sciences. There's always a job.

probably my most neckbeard thing is i have a lot of knives and guns.

No, I am saying that studying is not a job, like you implied.
Go fuck yourself with your woman studies book.

>Sup Forums
>not Sup Forums

One job user. One fucking job.

I have a job and I go to school. What the fuck faggot? I need the job to pay for school and my mortgage.

are you a woman neckbeard?

>thinking Sup Forums are the autists and not Sup Forums
how new?

I use a claymore, not some silly Japanese butter knife and I would never wear socks and sandals

Fuck off with this shit faggot. Nobody cares about any of that shit. It only matters in tiny narrow world of you. In the real world, nobody gives a fuck

5''11, scare girls away daily because I don't allow populist garbage pollute my bitchin' existence anymore.
I float between film sets and do lots of speed. Hell yeah baby, The Avalanches finally released new music.

Someone's having a bad day, huh user.

>The Avalanches finally released new music
and it's terrible

>Full time job
>and full time studying
One or both of those is a lie mate, they are mutually exclusive.
You are a part time faggot.

Poor Noobs detected. razer is the best gaming company out there. got a deathader not too long ago. perfect machine , high quality and very comfortoble.
Razer > All the rest cheap shit out there

Well aren't you a joy to read about

Female you say?
Show us your fucking cunt then

Fixed that for you OP.

I'm a normie... But with a deranged mind that enjoyed the sickness and craziness of Sup Forums past.

Not the typical Sup Forumstard.
In shape, good job, family, considered in high regard in the community.

But deep inside, nuttier than a fruitcake.

lol wut razer is cheap branded junk.

>pale
>string bean
Yea pretty stereotypical

yep

thanks user

If you weren't in high school and knew anything about college... You'd know that Ph. D students go to class like 3-6 hours a week.

>babies first day from Tumblr

Twisted fucking cyclepaths and shiet.

>full time
>3-6 hours a week
Kek, you are not really gonna argue this definition are you?
As I guarantee the definition for a full time occupation in any jurisdiction is longer hours than 3-6 a week.
Shit the fuck down mate.

Yeah but we're expected to study 2 hours for every hour in school, but i don't know a single person who actually does that.

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disregard what i just said i have autism and need to kill myself.

Add a vape and a "I Loli" cape.

Uni dosnt equal a fucking job m8. He goes to school full time. For him full time schooling is 3-6 hours a week. He works full time also (so he says) witch is probably a 36+ hours a week. How is this hard to understand.

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Because the definiton of a full-time occupation is universal, not governed by how many hours are available.
The fact his uni is only a few hours a week means that it is certainly not full time.

a full time college student in undergraduate is 12-16 hours. Most of your time is supposed to be spent studying and doing homework and shit. The 12-16 hours is just class time.

Ph.D students have more stuff to do at home but have less class time because they're done with all their bullshit class requirements and shit. Ph.D is mostly about getting published or doing a big project which will be judged by a bunch of people to determine if you get your degree or some shit.

How's high school?

And by definition your right. A full time occupation is more than 6 hours. BUT WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT AN OCCUPATION WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL YOU THICK FUCK

this.

See
You can call it what you like, but from a definitive perspective, there are a certain number of on-site hours required to makw an occupation full time.
>source
I am an immigration officer, I spend all day evaluating this stuff.

The things about "full time schooling" is the amount of time you have to spend outside of school studying and doing homework.

Have any of you been to college?

School is an occupation. Legally.

>HEADSHOT