Tell me Sup Forums, Why have you not got your own yet?

Tell me Sup Forums, Why have you not got your own yet?

Here's your (you)
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>Implying
Newfag GTFO
I WILL HACK YOU

Whats the matter? Can you not afford a bible?

(You)

You should bow down to your overlord

(You)

Maybe we should start a go fund me account?

(You)

Sounds good, everyone should have a bible

cause its a shitty immature book? literally any book on lower ritual magik will serve you better.

Cause I'm not in junior high you underage edgelord

The devil isn't real.

Your holding back humanity with this religious crap. There is no concrete proof.

>Why have you not got your own yet
Because I'm not a fedora-wearing edgefag sitting in my mother's basement laughing at other religions?

magik is gay, go pretend someone loves you fag

OP here
ITT Salty non-satanists. Its funny because you are all wasting your lifes, especially christians.

(You)

are you happy now?

Really?
You really think that's satanic?

What is more satanic than reading the bible whilst listening to Black Metal?

I don't know why, but that Bible looks fucking delicious.

I don't get it
I still like to spam it in the spirit of summer because it's one of the last things I don't know the meaning of, and therefore cannot intentionally use correctly or fail terribly at acting like a newfag.

Voting for Hillary

Its a great read, I recommend buying one, you can pick them up off amazon for under $10

because I'm not a satchel ass