Canada, can we have Manitoba? You're not using it for anything, are you?

Canada, can we have Manitoba? You're not using it for anything, are you?

What do you want us to use it for though?

No you may not. Jonathan Toews lives there

We should annex newfoundland.

I don't think they're doing anything with that either.

would look like america giving the finger if you annex manitoba senpai

Newfoundland belongs to Norway, though.

you don't want it

You really want to have more indigenous people and more frogs in your cunt ?

Actually Manitoba is where we like to store our chocolate eggs. I'm afraid you would not be able to handle it.

Instead, you may have Saskatchewan. It'll go nicely with your Colorado.

I'm not racist so I don't mind. Why are you so racist?

GIB ALASKA

wow u r so brave

quebec is spanish clay

as is california, new mexico, arizona, you can keep texas and florida

>quebec is spanish clay
You misspelled B.C

>literally BRITISH Columbia
>Spanish

England is basically a Spanish puppet state 2bh

Alberta belongs with us the most, to be quite honest.

As does Ontario. Really we can just annex the whole thing west of Quebec

You can annex everything outside Quebec.
Seriously, you guys are just american in denial.

Nunavut deserves independence as a sovereign state.

I don't think that would be the best thing for Nunavut in any way whatsoever. Those drunk natives need to be part of something larger with money.

All of "Canada" belongs to Iceland

Hell no, the last thing we need is Ontario. Just Alberta is fine.

Come and take it.

And Iceland belongs to Leif Erikson.

It's almost as if, if you follow this back far enough, the whole world is rightful African clay.

Imagine a place with more SJWism than California, with 3x the debt despite 1/3rd the population...that's Ontario

Ontario was a mistake

Fuck you

Nunavut belongs to Denmark.

We have a paper, signed by THE USA, that says that Greenland is ours and will be so forever.

>implying it doesn't belong to the aliens who dropped us off here in the first place

How did things get so bad?

Well, shit, good point actually.

Our parents made bad decisions, and their children continue to make the same ones.

We're keeping it because we're not using it.