Tell me a joke b

Tell me a joke b

your life

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Anything but my life XD

Do you want to hear a joke about sodium?

Na

Why does it suck to be a black Jew?

You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Women's rights.

what do you call a guy sat in a tree with a briefcase?

branch manager.

Black lives matter

what's the difference between black people and snow tires?

snow tires don't sing when there wrapped up in chains.

Knock knock

6 million

groan

What's the difference between a dollar and a jew
ID ACTUALLY CARE IF I LOST 60,000,000 DOLLARS

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one.

A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his groin. His captain comes over and asks why. Pirate replies, "AAAAARGH, IT BE DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"

Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone
CAUSE HE HAD NO BODY TO DANCE WITH

Well, only 6,000,000 were killed.
I wouldn't argue if that number would have been 60 mil tho

why couldn't the blind black man read?

How about one about potassium?

>Potassium
>K
y u so retarded murica?

You sure are a sharp one...

Feminism

I'd like you to point me to the letter "K' in the word "Potassium" tho

Pu

It's from the Latin name, kalium, you uneducated mong.

I know where K originates from, I'm just curious to find out how it became potassium

Why do Aspirins work?

Because theyre white