Why do Slav languages sound so unpleasant to listen to?

Why do Slav languages sound so unpleasant to listen to?

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magyar cigany

>check flag
>its a hun

the irony

I don't know how other slavic languages sound, but polish and russian are more pleasant to hear than english for me

russian sounds like a faggot trying to sound tough though

What are you implying?

Really? I studied English because it sounded the neutral-pleasant to me. Really nasally at first, but once you understand the words, you don't notice it anymore

i like slav languages phonetic, i also like european portuguese

Depends on education of the speaker. Well educated Russian sounds the loveliest of all Slavic languages because it's the most sing song.

I think Slovene sounds nice.

hungarian sounds like literal cancer

>hungarian
the ugliest language in europe after albanian mate

I am sorry

this is what i thought too

t. Orcish speaker

How does slovene sound to you? I always wonder how does it sound to non slavs.

youtube.com/watch?v=4wG5bOi7Sb8

Polish sounds like snakes.
It's pleasant, though.

Post Orcgyar language
I've never listened to it

not to bad
Better than Polish who sound really aggressive all the time

I wonder if Brits realize just how comical they sound.
It's like they're a cartoon or muppet.

I like the way croats talk tbqh

Like a slav trying to sound Italian and sometimes German

Better than Polish and Slovakian

But sadly still slav

South Slavic languages are fine because they don't sound like tryhards.

This I'm getting an Italian vibe from this guy, with the "sh" of slavs.

>Slavic Languages
a gobbledy gook to you guys too!

tzjztjkzjkztjkzt tjtzfxjcxcjxcxckjxc tzrljkdkljSDRRJLIRS

It sounds qt
youtu.be/Fewqp4nwULA

please i need some slavic qts talking about whatever

Slovene sounds like a slav with an Italian accent.
Also, Romanian sounds like an Italian with an eastern slav accent.

Chronic undersupply of vowels due to soviet mismanagement

russian is nice to listen, the most repulsive is dutch and arabic

t. zxczxczxczxczxwski

This.
youtube.com/watch?v=atYI46pzC9k

Sounds like Russian without soft consonants.

And similar to Polish. I can't tell the western and southern slav languages apart.

Polish sounds like 80% Russian, lol

haha lol XD

Polish is more complex, it's older and the spelling is way different, we have no mongol influence in our tongue.

Drunk Brazilian

Slav languages sound awesome

Slavic languages are beautiful in rap youtube.com/watch?v=1AMuH39KunA&index=1&list=PLUvr99CYpp-751K6r_lq__5-s1rTsu4El

I have been told i sound scary . Thanks holywood. But foreign chicks love rough accent if you dont sound and look like 3€ vodka drinking homeless. For 90% of western europeans EE cunts are just small Russia

I think that as a Hungarian you are not in position to criticize any language

Slavic languages are extreme

At least our language has vowels

yours just looks like somebody mashed their head on the keyboard wylslslylslyklakwlklk

>this
>unpleasant
[KEBAB REMOVAL INTENSIFIES]

youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s

Do you like Bulgarian Sup Forums?
youtu.be/UnzzDAKwNKs

They sound just like the Yugoslavs that came here during the war.

Honestly can't tell it from Russian. At least not in that video.

Serbo-croatian is melodic and beautiful

this

slavic languages have enough vowels. Btw thanks to them you have more sound too. Because your original ungro-fin its more like turkich than anything else.chok yok giok yurum thats your ""vowels"" West slav are hard on consonants while east slav are soft south are in the middle

>kebab removal
>implying
Is that why 1/3'd of my country was under Turkish rule from 1526 until 1700?

Stop believing everything you read on the internet user. S*rbs are lying pieces of shits.

this
to a retard perhaps it does

This. Feels pretty bad.
I wonder how many generations more we need to shake off the cultural damage of the Iron Curtain, assuming we ever will.

Kebab removal is in reference to Serbs genociding muslim Bosniaks

>Пoпa
That means 'ass' in Russian, kek

pop-a
it have to means priest, bishop...
in spanish papa means both potato and dad...

Didn't NATO bomb the fuck out of Serbs for ebin kebab removal you meme so much about?
Why do burgers have this odd tendency to jerk off to their former enemies?
>le remove kebab xD
>in soviet russia they ride bears and drink vodka it's so ebin xD putin is the best xD
>japanese anibe folded a bilion times kawaii desu mai waifu xD
>i love vietnam xD
>hitler did nothing wrong sieg heil grossgermania xD
Are burgers going to talk about based ISIS in the next decade?

Has there been a nation those filthy savages haven't tried to genocide?

S*rbs should be nuked from the face of the Earth

youtu.be/dXLuBhc30OE

Is this unpleasant?

>At least our language has vowels
>yours just looks like somebody mashed their head on the keyboard wylslslylslyklakwlklk
You have multigraphs in your language and you're bothered by our digraphs?
Not every Slavic language is Czech or Slovak, they're the ones with a lot of consonants in a row.

>implying that ISIS isn't american creation

i prefer this one
youtube.com/watch?v=62floj37NhM

true

false

There is always this one pole who is extremely butthurt about everything Russian

But I'm not wrong.

Other Slavs can confirm that Russians sound like tryhard faggots.

Russians should be removed though

...

I recommend that you visit either Denmark or Vietnam and then tell us how you feel about slavic languages after that.

>this one pole who is extremely butthurt about everything Russian

There's a 38 million country of poles who are extremely butthurt about everything Russian.

>croatian is "slovene dialects"
nice

>There is always this one pole who is extremely butthurt about everything Russian
>one
user...
Sounds more South Slavic than I expected it to be Tbh.
youtube.com/watch?v=bwM9p0zehKo
egeszege magyar atok kurva anyad
feel the steppe

youtube.com/watch?v=wX45Td-HEcI

you are right thou
kek

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LINGUA FRANKA

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Fuck, I meant
>Sounds more South Slavic than I expected it to be Tbh.
for And you stop posting songs when presenting speech, because it's cheating.
Post actual speech so we can have a comparison.
Here's Polish:
youtube.com/watch?v=nkjCFuvtH2s

Weird. Its sung with heavy eastern/hohol accent

>tfw no ruthenian gf

For a Germanic language this actual sounds relatively pleasant.

slav languages sound like exactly the type of language you would expect a hobo to speak.

t.balto slavic caveman aka kukalo pukalo with nothing common with hungarian lang from same ungro-fin lang group

Those are the actions of "our" government. Don't confuse individual Americans with "our" government.
The Serbs were never my enemy. The Russians aren't my enemy, either. But "they" want a war, as they always do.

>isis is an American creation
Of coarse it is. The USA is an occupied nation like much of the West. Funny they don't attack Israel, either...Makes you think.

t. Finn whose language loookkks liiikkkeee thhiiis

hwut

yours would to if your ortography wasn't all fucked up

>literally spelling out every sound

success breeds jealousy

>makes you think

Makes me think that it's rather logical that Isis doesn't attack Israel, because they don't share a border with them.
True

t. ooga booga perkele mammi XD

tell me how many percents you can get hungarian

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_languages

not much, why?

>The Serbs were never my enemy.
But you are theirs. I know that you're not your government, nobody is, but what I'm trying to say is that you could easily get your teeth kicked in by the very people you romanticize so often.
Maybe not in Japan, but I'm pretty sure plenty of delinquents in Serbia would be happy to fuck you up if they knew you're from USA.

>his entire language is monotone
face it, your language is just as autistic as the people who speak it

>stereotypical gay sounds: the language
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the roar of my laughter

see this also
>success
pic related
no gender distinction kek

>literally spelling out every sound
How is this a bad thing? It's way better than the fucked up unphonetic spelling of English language.

still don't understand why you're talking about intelligibility

>Hungarian is closer to Turkish than to Estonian
wew

the balto-finnic branch and hungarian separated several thousand years ago

>I'm sorry I can't hear you over the roar of my laughter
I'm writing not speaking. You can read when you're done laughing.

Because it's unnecessary and inefficient in most cases. The only good thing about is that it makes learning the language slightly easier, but a language should benefit those who speak it primarily, not those who seek to speak it.

because you are same ungro-fin lang group and you cant get each other
IMO you are both slavd enough you got balto slavic vowels while hungarians got west slavic hard A and E
also you got same morpheme adding linguistics for word creation aka analytic vs synthetic langs
youtube.com/watch?v=CteVZ-Kt8BQ

>Because it's unnecessary and inefficient in most cases.
Bullshit, usually it's the other way around. Most European languages have words with more written letters then pronounced sounds. That's inefficient.

>you are both slavd enough
??
>you got balto slavic vowels
??????

>Most European languages have words with more written letters then pronounced sounds
That got nothing to do with the point I was making, though I do agree that that too is inefficient.

t. fin in denial

>you got balto slavic vowels
That would probably be Estonian
You were smugging about "literally spelling out every sound", while most European languages do that + a bit more.
So what was your point?

denial about what? you're not making any sense