Sup Sup Forums what should I name my new doll?
Sup Sup Forums what should I name my new doll?
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Boaty McBoatface
tfw nogf
Noted
Fatus Neckbeardus
Mom
Perminus Virginicus
An shit
bigtits mcgee
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Miss Hasmylifereallycometothis.
name her SmellsLikeA AirMattress
I have a gf but sometimes she is on her period/not in the mood/not with me. This doll cost $688 and is premium quality 100cm. It's an investment. Has 3 functioning holes
Peggy Hill
100cm? That's 3'3".
You've bought a plastic Oompa Lumpa, it just gets better.
how do you clean your spew out of her holes?
Lmao not bad not bad.
Got the warming stick inside her now
>twf child molester in the works
Probably asks his Mom to take care of it.
its actually garbage that is going to start smelling bad and falling apart after youve vigorously pumped it full of your worthless seed while looking at naked drawn japanese little boys on Sup Forums, weall know you fony hsbr gf
"warming stick"
And they say romance is dead.
Came with a douche
Premium silicon breh. Tits feel great
LET IT GO!
Post webm of you fucking all 3 holes
due yew no wort premium mains bore?
JULIE
>Sup Sup Forums what should I name my new doll?
A fool's girlfriend
Damn it totally does look like girl from frozen
webm of you raping it
I'd assume OP is peeing in her holes to wash them out ...
Idk how to webm from phone
Anyone want to see the dick inside
cheese pizza
ye
$688
good lord just get a side bitch.
a friend wants to know where to purchase this abomination
How old is your doll, fucking pedo
You are anonymous on this board. You don't need to you the "my friend" excuse for something you want
>an investment
You and I must have two different definitions for investment
Ivanna Di
EBayyy
i need to see you fuck it
Dealer?
Product Name?
What do its feet look like
>he believes he's anonymous
lol faggot
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"disappointment for my family"
Make it a bowl of eggs.
lesgo
>warming stick
holy fuck my sides
pages.ebay.com
Already busted a nut. Gimme a few ima try the mouth
HOLY SHIT that is one TINY ass dick lmfao oh my goddd HOW IS IT SO SMALL
forced perspective and it STILL looks tiny....mystery solved...fuck away op
>projecting this hard
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anders breivik
Looks like shit, should've saved more money and gotten a better one user
6.5" but alright
Does the gf know? And how the fuck are you going to hide that?
>Dealer?
>Product Name?
what?
"Where I put my dick"
Shit bait summerfag
>thinking the nsa cares about a sex doll
name it "an actual woman" so you can tell everyone you finally fucked "an actual woman"
Timestamp with sharpie in pooper
I told her. Also I bought a big canvas bag and plan on keeping it in the shipping box inside the big bag and hang it in closet.
Anal pic
Alright guys it's been fun. I've decided to name her Peggy hill
Might be back later
That's a good one
Unused beyond 2"
mfw op is actually a dealer for these things and is a genius at marketing.
Haha you should leave it in bed for when she comes home.
>The only 3some you'll ever have
iDubbbzTV
it means you're buttmad about your tiny dick, retard
Warming stick... Even a plastic woman needs some sort of foreplay.
When the head eventually falls off due to shitty build will you just keep fucking it?
>mfw op is actually a dealer for these things and is a genius at marketing.
>$688
>3 functioning holes
She is beautiful mate.
>pages.ebay.com
The pictures on the e-Bay aren't the doll you're posting here, the e-Bay article photos are the 100cm WM dolls "Riley". The one you actually received and are posting here is the known cheap Chinese Riley knockoff made of carcinogenic chemicals. The genuine Riley is $1100, not $668 and is a lot cuter, more poseable and doesn't give you cock cancer.
Gloverine
cum on the feet
>what should I name my new doll?
"I don't know what that smell is mom"
Is it me, or does the face resemble Kelly Clarkson?
"You're a disgrace to your entire bloodline"
Mathilda wilhelmson
call her "my 12 year old sister"
fuckingplasticisfun
Can confirm
virgina
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her name is: 9gag named my sex doll
Anne Frank
hiding her in the closet, not attic, but still top kek
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George
Anne Frank!
Silicon Steve
Fag
Kek'd
Duchess of Cumbridge
one reroll