Sup Sup Forums what should I name my new doll?

Sup Sup Forums what should I name my new doll?

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Boaty McBoatface

tfw nogf

Noted

Fatus Neckbeardus

Mom

Perminus Virginicus

An shit

bigtits mcgee

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Miss Hasmylifereallycometothis.

name her SmellsLikeA AirMattress

I have a gf but sometimes she is on her period/not in the mood/not with me. This doll cost $688 and is premium quality 100cm. It's an investment. Has 3 functioning holes

Peggy Hill

100cm? That's 3'3".

You've bought a plastic Oompa Lumpa, it just gets better.

how do you clean your spew out of her holes?

Lmao not bad not bad.

Got the warming stick inside her now

>twf child molester in the works

Probably asks his Mom to take care of it.

its actually garbage that is going to start smelling bad and falling apart after youve vigorously pumped it full of your worthless seed while looking at naked drawn japanese little boys on Sup Forums, weall know you fony hsbr gf

"warming stick"

And they say romance is dead.

Came with a douche

Premium silicon breh. Tits feel great

LET IT GO!

Post webm of you fucking all 3 holes

due yew no wort premium mains bore?

JULIE

>Sup Sup Forums what should I name my new doll?
A fool's girlfriend

Damn it totally does look like girl from frozen

webm of you raping it

I'd assume OP is peeing in her holes to wash them out ...

Idk how to webm from phone

Anyone want to see the dick inside

cheese pizza

ye

$688

good lord just get a side bitch.

a friend wants to know where to purchase this abomination

How old is your doll, fucking pedo

You are anonymous on this board. You don't need to you the "my friend" excuse for something you want

>an investment
You and I must have two different definitions for investment

Ivanna Di

EBayyy

i need to see you fuck it

Dealer?
Product Name?

What do its feet look like

>he believes he's anonymous
lol faggot
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"disappointment for my family"

Make it a bowl of eggs.

lesgo

>warming stick

holy fuck my sides

pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=172223845600&alt=web

Already busted a nut. Gimme a few ima try the mouth

HOLY SHIT that is one TINY ass dick lmfao oh my goddd HOW IS IT SO SMALL

forced perspective and it STILL looks tiny....mystery solved...fuck away op

>projecting this hard

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anders breivik

Looks like shit, should've saved more money and gotten a better one user

6.5" but alright

Does the gf know? And how the fuck are you going to hide that?

>Dealer?
>Product Name?

what?

"Where I put my dick"

Shit bait summerfag
>thinking the nsa cares about a sex doll

name it "an actual woman" so you can tell everyone you finally fucked "an actual woman"

Timestamp with sharpie in pooper

I told her. Also I bought a big canvas bag and plan on keeping it in the shipping box inside the big bag and hang it in closet.

Anal pic

Alright guys it's been fun. I've decided to name her Peggy hill

Might be back later

That's a good one

Unused beyond 2"

mfw op is actually a dealer for these things and is a genius at marketing.

Haha you should leave it in bed for when she comes home.

>The only 3some you'll ever have

iDubbbzTV

it means you're buttmad about your tiny dick, retard

Warming stick... Even a plastic woman needs some sort of foreplay.

When the head eventually falls off due to shitty build will you just keep fucking it?

>mfw op is actually a dealer for these things and is a genius at marketing.

>$688
>3 functioning holes

She is beautiful mate.

>pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=172223845600&alt=web

The pictures on the e-Bay aren't the doll you're posting here, the e-Bay article photos are the 100cm WM dolls "Riley". The one you actually received and are posting here is the known cheap Chinese Riley knockoff made of carcinogenic chemicals. The genuine Riley is $1100, not $668 and is a lot cuter, more poseable and doesn't give you cock cancer.

Gloverine

cum on the feet

>what should I name my new doll?
"I don't know what that smell is mom"

Is it me, or does the face resemble Kelly Clarkson?

"You're a disgrace to your entire bloodline"

Mathilda wilhelmson

call her "my 12 year old sister"

fuckingplasticisfun

Can confirm

virgina

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her name is: 9gag named my sex doll

Anne Frank

hiding her in the closet, not attic, but still top kek

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George

Anne Frank!

Silicon Steve

Fag

Kek'd

Duchess of Cumbridge

one reroll