I NEED A TRAP GIRLFRIEND FUUUUUCKIN DIDGERIDOO!!

I NEED A TRAP GIRLFRIEND FUUUUUCKIN DIDGERIDOO!!

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You and me, both

Let's talk bud. I have had sex with 3. Give me all the reasons you think you want one so I can literally bestow the reality of it...


Unless you don't want your fantasy ruined.

But hey, AMA

Because they always want to suck cock

Oh come on now you know there's plenty of women who suck just as much cock

Do you think because they're traps you somehow get to bypass the same bullshit you do with women or something?

OP here, I don't even know. Sure there's the sexual part, but romantically I'm fucking crazy for them. Even when I had a girlfriend, I still wanted a trap more.

I guess I like a woman's body and a man's personality and don't give a shit about the dick being there.

thats gay man

>I guess I like a woman's body and a man's personality

THE DREAM

Lol I think youve made too many assumptions based on internet reality, if you go out and do the things you love you find women who think and like the same things you do.

Im not trying to pray the gay out of you, traps are very fun but Its like synthetic sex with a woman. Its not fulfilling and think about how CRAZY and unbearable a person is to be so invested and caught up in that lifestyle....its like you can see the failed male in their dead eyes as they mindlessly suck and suck

>I have had sex with 3

If its so bad, then why do you keep doing it?

I was wondering the same thing.

>CRAZY and unbearable a person is to be so invested and caught up in that lifestyle
>MAGA

the irony

Tell us what it's like.

It's like fucking a dude with tits

Aren't you late for your youth group meeting?

From my experiences and those of every single dude I've ever known I just don't believe that's true.. And even if they do have the same interests, women just annoy the living shit out of me, so much that the pussy isn't worth it to me honestly.

The first two were just dudes in wigs


The 3rd one was a ripe 20 yr old on hormones. So i guess it was like a trophy thing.

I got tired of fantasizing about fucking traps and i wanted the whole 9 yards so i would stop masturbating to "what ifs"


I wouldnt date them though

i could be *blushes*

Who are you surrounding yourself with? Anyone with merit and luck with women?

Ok. When you first walk in, you're scared as fuck. You can't believe you made the drive across town and are at this shady apartment hoping nobody sees what you're up to
Continue?

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It's probably 50-50 on luck with women and the dudes who do, say the same shit.. No matter how great a woman seems, and I know SOME of these traits can apply to traps.. Even I think they're mental illness.. They all are needy, talk about the most irreverent bullshit, want a pity party all the time..

If I wasn't disgusted by body hair and manliness, I'd just go completely gay. But I can deal with a dick.

Oh god what the fuck

You take a look (im going off the "9/10" i fucked) and you think oh wow

He def has girl qualities. You start getting a little hard and then

>that voice


The voice is like someone accidentally used salt instead of sugar in a recipe. But your dick is twitching and shes acting like the pornstars we love so you politely come in and sit


This is the part that you guys are attracted to

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Totally agree. But im telling you, traps are worse and slutier. Once they drop the whole ^_^ and bitch you out in a deep voice for getting cum in their hair its def outweighs hearing a cute girl complain

Do you just post this image anywhere fucking possible?

So you sit down. And its like, elephant in the room, im aware you have a cock, I have one to, and the tension can be cut with a knife. They're used to this. They start talking with that fake 13 yr old pre pubescent cracking boys voice. So you talk about stuff blah blah blah, can I see your room?

>Sure.jpg

Unghhhh I just want to believe, man. I hate women.

>I like a woman's body ... and don't give a shit about the dick being there.

uh

Fuck, you know what I mean, man. Womanly legs, thighs, ass, face.. I've seen traps that have all that and really the only way aside from their dick you could tell is MAYBE their hands

>I hate women

lol

You sit next to each other and it feels like the first time your with a girl and your not sure what kind of boundary issues they have. This one trap, i could not find one masculine feature on his face. His face was girly and pretty enough to kiss. So i did.

Well that wasnt so bad

You kinda start making out and eventually you feel the buldge. You know what it is, he knows what it is, you've both watched porn so you know what goes down from thag point. You pull your pants down and yes,

Best. Head. Ever.

Obsessive, up from 7 trying to find some cock but didnt get it until 3am, VIOLENT cock sucking. its almost odd how much they re into it but you dont care, youre riding it out and getting some awesome head.


He takes his pants off and you wait for it. This is what youve been waiting for. As He backs up, slowly wiggling his ass out, just like us guys the cock builds a little inertia and just flings out of a cute little set of panties(included)

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So, holy shit

There it is. The elusive "femine penis"

Tottally get the reference. Compared to mine, it was just....tiny pretty and shaven...

At this point things are way heated and you feel like your with a girl. You feel attractive and wanted. It took one message and a cock pic and now you OWN this thing. Its a totally ego orgasm. And now you're about to fuck?? YOU THE MAN NOW DAWG. But its weird, because now the cute little cock is up, and it keeps colliding with yours and its weird! Its like, what is this lifeless meat skin rod that i causing friction against the shaft of my huge straight cock? WHAT is this feeling?
And so curiosity kills the cat, and you close your eyes and reach for it.

Its so squishy! Its so tiny and hard, in spanking his ass and hes asking me to fuck him. So in the confusion you mindlessly get up and know, ok, milestone number 2

Anal.


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^^^^

you spelled "boyfriend" wrong

i have small feminine hands. does that count to be a trans?

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nice :-*

If you meet all the other criteria and shit, then your hands won't out you, which is nice, yeah. But obviously that one thing alone doesn't do it.

This thread be breaking faggot detector

be more trappy stuff in the next photo

Not going to lie but I'd fuck it

Personnally wouldn't recommend. I used to have one, but had to break up after about a year. The hormones gave her huge mood swings, she was a cam whore and had quite a strong character because she was raised as a man. It was unbearable at the end, it felt like I was dating a severely bipolar emotional wreck.

Having sex with one is awesome, having one as your girlfriend is a nightmare.

Trannies and traps btw, dont just have pretty pink asses. In the 30 minutes youre driving across town They re actually doing a bunch of gross plumbing and flushing of shit out of themselves(i learned this waiting outside an apartment at 3am being told to wait without being told why)

But yeah ANYWAYS if you got a good trap chances are the hormones gave him a girly butt. Tottally cool. I love asses on any gender (apparently)


So they posture up, face down ass up, and there it is again

That famous "legs together, ass out, dick showing" fuck-me-in-the-ass pose

You wipe the sweat off of your forhead and from my point of view, i was more determined to get the WHOLE experience. And as much as I didnt want to, i stuck his dick in my mouth and ate his ass out. Ass was ok, a clean ass taste the same on a girl. But the cock sucking?

0/10

I dont know WHY anyone would enjoy sucking a cock. I thought somehow magically the force of my mouth sucking would transfer over to my cock and make me cum or whatever but no, completely killed the vibe and brought the first "this is getting really really gay im in too deep"
feeling


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So you wipe your mouth, kind of shocked that sucking dick tottaly just sucks dick. Sucking balls....sucks balls. But hey, anal right?

The anal is usually good. They re obviously more prepared than women in this realm. Its tight. Like way tight. Fresh pussy tight. You start working your way into it, then you REALLY start getting into it, you forget about the initial shock of "i should've left after the cock in my mouth" but im a nice guy and a pleaser so I felt obligated. It was going great, and subconsciously I was doing the usual routine with women, flipped him over...

There's that cock again. You pound and pound and pound and feel it slap up against you but at this point you're about to cum and this "person" has basically been a fleshlight anyways.

I keep ramming and ramming and i hear it

>im about to cum!


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bump

sounds like it's your hangups that are getting in the way tbh

I know a trap in real life. Really cute, really girly, looks very natural even. They're open to dating me, but we're both virgins. Do you think they'd be open to a mutual dicksuck, with no anal? Is that something people do with traps?

just ask they

Communication is key in all relationships, user

No words for how jealous I am.. Fuck nigga SHIT

Why did you stop posting? Did AIDS kill you that quick?

I keep pumping and pumping and eventually I see the pre cum start to spurt. Pull out and like every girl in every porn and every glory hole video I watched worked its subliminal magic and I went down and (admittedly, i still found this "girl" attractive) but it was the same bland "why did i just do that?" feeling?

Overwhelmed, the trap catches her breath and now starts trying to suck you dry or get you to cum in their ass. I roughly fucked his girly mouth until i came, and then I layed down and started questioning life. For months i had obsessed over it, and now i feel embarassed and open, and like i should've just stayed home and masturbated.

I listened to him talk mindlessly about nothing (like a normal girl) mid sentence pulled my dick out and started fucking his mouth. He just kept talking in between sucking.

Gave him half a facial, walked to the door, kissed and grabbed the buldge one more time and i sat in my car and had the most quiet ride home of my life, only thinking about how 5 years ago i would've beat that dude up for being gay.


So yeah. Once I got it out, the trap porn dissapeared from my history and it just ended like a phase. Once i found a gf that let me do anal, i found that I wasnt really into traps anymore, but i can still rate and admit that id fuck one.

Between a hot trap and a fat chick, always pick the trap. But if you have sex regularly with a woman you find attractive, the ego orgasm lust of finding someone that wont ask you 1000 questions and just treat your cock like you see in porn for ONCE goes away


Cure for traps? Fuck one


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me too. some get lucky but don't understand what a rare opportunity they have got shitloads of people would kill for.

That was a pretty interesting read, thanks.

"Trap girlfriend" .... pick one.

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Of course. Im the guy who told the long ass story. They're submissive most of the time and just want to feel like they did a good job looking passable for you

Show me your collection

Try it sometime. But be picky.

What if I already fucked one and I keep doing it?
Guess that makes more gay than the usual.

Tfw 20 year old on hormones dating a 20 year old on hormones.

Other night we fucked, i came over my stomach and grinded against me using my cum as lube until she came all over my breasts.

you won't get one on here, loser cunt #fagmoron

Just started playing ds for first time. This is relevant to my interests.

Tbh I hope they are a bit dominant in terms of sex and stuff because I'm not that way at all. Do the hormones actually effect how their penis works in practice? I've heard it does mess with how their erections are and stuff.

I had a roommate who was a very passable trap. Fucked them a bunch... it was fun and all but a vagina is just much better.

OP here. If that really is you, you have such a cute fucking ass. Damn.

The fail male part is the turn on dude. I just like getting my cock sucked by a beautiful disaster. The fever of my doom, it's so... fucking... exotic.

Semen turns see through and very watery, lots of it too when cumming. Penis shrinks, getting erect can occasionally hurt. Getting hard is a bit difficult if you're not in the mood but when it comes to sex, the mood is instant.

Please stop posting, you are UNPASSABLE.
With 10 years of hormones you will still be UNPASSABLE.
You are DISGUSTING. desu

>Thinking that all traps/females/males/etc are a hivemind that share the same fetishes and tolerance for sexual advances
why do people do this
just fucking try something

you just fucked one, right? a submissive trap would win me over every woman

it is, ugh i want to get fucked so bad right now

Wow, what a catty bitch you are.

So you're saying theres a chance?

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sounds hawt! you haven't got pics, do you?

To be "gay" means youd marry and love a dude.

90% of the time I'm sure its a fetish phase

Just ask. Usually theyll put looking for bttms if they want to dominate you
It is dude. It is the rail of cocaine of sex. The sex that everyone knows feels good but have moral obligations not to try it. Ive never done heroine but im sure its great.

But fuck yeah dude, id go to vegas and have a big trap orgy with a few actual girls in the mix. Id just dive in to a room full of cock and tits and be that happy dog rolling around in garbage

We don't do pictures, we have considered camming but decided against it after we realised that we'd not be that noticeable.

FUUUCK, you have email or Skype?

Cute trap here, check out my sexy shaved ass

calm down, i recognize that i don't know what i'm doing. it's just that i always hear about anal with traps and whatnot and i'm not into that at all. so it was probably dumb to ask in the first place because i'm not going to know until i ask them.

3 seperate ones on multiple occasions

And yes. Even a woman calling the shots turns me on. I dont actively search for traps anymore but if i got tied down and saw a cock....id be scared and horny at the same time


Which is what its all about. I know its not uncommon but i feel like a fetish conoseiuer. If a man dressed perfect enough to get passed my radar then unfortunately that man earned a good dicking in my book.

euuuh that's not cute. You look like you had a jolly leprechaun jizz on your ass.

>It is the rail of cocaine of sex. The sex that everyone knows feels good but have moral obligations not to try it.
>moral obligations not to try it
>moral obligations

Fucking hell you guys have serious problems. And traps aren't it.

kek

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No, im a sexy trap.

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really pretty
ew

Fuck you guys, im pretty

Who doesnt love a good ol case of white ass butt acne?

Is this thing passable?

ewww, that looks like a giant turd dripping out of your asshole!

ok man you are just not attractive to me. Im not saying everyone hates your looks.

That's a very unfortunate tail. Try a jewel butt plug instead - those things are fucking hot

Absolutely, post moar!

Lol its not butt acne its from shaving