today:
>sri lanka in england - 1st odi
england - sri lanka (15:00 cest)
>euro 2016
northern ireland - germany
ukraine - poland
(18:00 cest)
>international tri-series
west indies - australia (19:00 cest)
>euro 2016
croatia - spain
czech republic - turkey
(21:00 cest)
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gooooooooooooood morning
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good evening
POOOOOOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAND
>Schalke 04 hat sich nach kicker-Informationen in den Poker um das Schweizer Ausnahmetalent Breel Embolo (19) eingeschaltet.
Holly or Erica lads?
>erica
literally whom
>Please watch our sport
Will Grigg destroy Germany?
Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Cricket. I tell them it's because I'm smart... But that is a lie: The real reason is because I'm an autist.
>claims to know "so much about cricket"
>doesn't stack up thousands betting on the county championship knowing that the odds are determined by a flawed formula, not an actual bookie with knowledge
I only bet on cricket I can watch. There is no way for me to watch County
>not just using your elite knowledge to picture the match inside your head
You're not as knowledgeable as you think m80
>Neesham posting Lelbron
Neesham confirmed for B3K
Warner
Burns
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
M Marsh
Nevill
O'Keefe
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon
desu
No Caro? ;_;
literally who
me
I hope Shit Lanka at least tries during the ODI series, all the recent cricket except for the Caribbean tri-series has been extremely one sided and boring tbẖ
We're not seriously combining football threads with /cric/ are we?
Newcunt Pty Ltd.
Both poomunities are on life support right now. If we don't band together, the filthy apehoop spammers will 404 both of us into oblivion
kys giuseppe
Yeah fuck off you disgusting Abo
australia on suicide watch
>football
knit your socks MY MAN
Rwanda's cricket stadium started construction this week lads
Based Captain Eric went and met some manlet too
>muh Rwanda
Daniel Ltd.
>not having ANY feelings for the poor, DESPERATE people of the ancient and historied land of Rwanda who really just want to play cricket to make them forget all the human remains under their houses
kys krakykuckold
Where next in your mission to spread cricket across the globe, danny?
Burundi? Guinea Bissau? Chad?
Iceland
The fuck do they even do there anyway? And it barely rains, it's just cold, and you can play it at any time you want in the summer because there is only like 3 hours of darkness. Fucking foolproof, I tell you.
they'll LITERALLY have to build underground bunkers to play
And we can get the rich English cunts to pay for them.
Foolproof.
Next we need a full team of combined pacific island nations to become the new Windies
why not just put the money into funding extremism in Pakistan and Afghanistan and thereby increasing the rate of /based migration/ to Germany, thus creating a new cricketing superpower?
WE
We need to think of ways to keep test cricket alive
ie we need to put money into countries where people have absolutely fucking nothing to do so they unironically get really into it
ie
meme african nations
and iceland
Good morning. The Chinese transfer window has opened.
Eberl still talking about buying AC
How do we solve the daniel problem lads?
kys daniel
...
i went to school with this guy
It's one German NEET who's behind this cancerous shit. That idiot ran /bundes/ to the ground and now he's desperate for new posters.
WRONG
/cric/ RUNS /bundes/
And /yourmom/ runs /cric/
so this is that famous German banta I have heard so much about
saved to my German banter folder lads
execute all NEETs
Tough words from a medikit
NEETs are less parasitical that globalist bankers (ie your country)
Seems like a Danish icehockey goalkeeper has been traded in the NHL and it's a pretty big deal.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE IDEA?
>gladbachanon leaves
>bundes dies
Pure coincidence
Just finished a threesome with these two ladies.
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Set me back $700, but was well worth it. Showers with the three of us, bjs, facesitting, anal play on them and me.
Ended up cumming 4 times.
If these girls tour your area, you MUST go see them.
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based Mackaybro
>Ended up cumming 4 times.
literally how? did you take some shit?
Mads Hvilsom is leaving Braunschweig and returning to Denmark and Esbjerg fB, where he will be reunited with his old Hobro coach Jonas Dal.
7hunna is quite a lot for sex tbf...
Hales
Roy
Root
Morgan
Buttler
Bairstow
Ali
Woakes
Rashid
Willey
Plunkett
Make it happen!
>tfw big strong 4chancricket routinely uses my posts
blessed lads
Why do you think we care?
How many times do you normally cum in a sex/fap session? 4 times isn't hard really in a one and a half hour period, especially with two ladies helping out.
It is, but I have a set monthly budget for this sort of thing.
2-3 times, max
never been with a hooker tho. I heard that it ends if you cum when she is giving you a bj. any truth to that?
also how do you normally find hookers? is that site you linked the best place?
you'll be spending less going out to catch fit birds no
he lives in Mackay. its a small town in the middle of nowhere. I doubt there is much of a clubbing scene or whatever
I wanted to argue with you, but I can't. That's a pretty good team except for Woakes. England need to find a better bowler but im not sure they have one.
There's pretty much a 3:1 ratio of men to women here, plus I've got my social awkwardness/autism working against me.
Depends on the girl. Some make you leave as soon as you cum, even if it's way before your time you booked is actually up.
Some have a set amount of times you can cum, and once you reach that limit, they massage you or whatever for the rest of your time.
The best ones let you cum as many times as you want/can within the appointment.
It's best to do research and read reviews to find out which girls suit you best.
These are the sites I usually use:
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Scarlett Blue is also an alright website. And sometimes I use Locanto if I'm after something cheaper.
what kind of sad cunt actually posts reviews about escorts?
do you spend most of your money you earn on hookers? how many have you fugged over the years?
Just looked at Mackay on bing maps
Lots of men do.
It's very useful and helps others out so they don't waste money or have a shit time.
The best review site imo is Punter Planet. I use it regularly.
No, I take home about $5000 a month after taxes etc, and spend no more than $800 on it on any given month.
Still, I recently crunched some numbers and since 2009, when I started doing this regularly, I've spent about $30,000 on it. And I've seen over 60 individual women.
what ever happened to that hooker you creampied who wasnt on birthcontrol and you thought had std's?
She wasn't a "proper" hooker. Just an out of work girl desperate for money.
I ended up going to my GP and got tested. They gave me a needle in my buttcheek and some antibiotics just on case, but my test results showed no STDS.
She didn't get pregnant, and has found work in Sydney and has relocated there.
Surprised such an irrelevant place even shows up on maps.
you trying to get into relationships with (semi)hookers was one of my favourite memes of last year lad. was always interested how that story ended, thanks for the update. do you post in /nrl/ or other poomunities aswell?
Kek. kys ivan
I guess they could always bring in Finn for woakes to provide a bit more strength in the bowling but under bayliss/farbrace/morgan england seem really keen to have people who bat all the way down to 11, hence the tail of rashid, willey (who opens at county level) and plunkett
Was really hoping Jamie overton would make the squad but he didn't, hes been bowling immense for somerset this year, but they went with tymal mills instead :/
I post wherever. I've been spending a lot of time on the Hope Solo threads the past few days. Was in many of the Croatia threads for Euro 2016.
/nrl/ is my "home" poomunity, but I spend probably an equal amount of time in /rug/ and /afl/, although I don't like to post about these things in /rug/.
I don't know if you frequent /nrl/, but recently I posted a story there about how i recently found my regular prostitute from 2010/2011 again this year.
I'm taking her to Origin 2 tomorrow and honestly could see myself marrying her.
Google recently added (parts) of Uganda to google maps. It's fucking fascinating to browse through, ive spent literally hours doing it. I think only the capital is fully mapped atm but even that is amazing.
Its such a slum shithole it almost looks like another planet. The fact they even have paved roads is a surprise. It's the only part of sub-saharan africa on google maps I think, parts of SA might be on it aswell.
Woakes is just useless in pyjama. His batting is an assett at Test level, but having a guy down the order who averages
Is Daniel a virgin?
>I don't know if you frequent /nrl/
on and off, but i didnt see it
do you have a link to the archive? id like to read it
no but you are
>being this much of a newcunt
i think the argument for woakes though is he always does it at county/club level and has now started producing the goods for england, agree that hes done absolutely nothing with the white ball for england though, he doesn't bowl enough Yorkers for me (which chris jordan, who you mentioned, does)
Yeah, hes very, very fast but this is a guy who retired from first class and list A cricket at 21, im not sure there is any value in playing a guy who will play at most 3-4 T20i's a year - its a similar situation to shaun tait for australia
i only casually visit /nrl/, my state doesnt even have a /nrl/ team senpai
I don't have a link, but it should be easy to find. There haven't been many nrl threads recently due to it being a dead poomunity. I posted it somewhere in the last fortnight.
if he can buy different escorts every month he surely can find a girl somewhere in his city. 60k hab isn't that small I think
>Daniel isn't a virgin but I am
It's time to end it lads
>not knowing who ivan is
>not knowing which threads he browses
>its a similar situation to shaun tait for australia
Tait was instrumental in winning a World Cup and broke into the team during the Golden Generation, so im not sure that comparison is fair. He was no mug back in the day.
When the third greatest white ball bowler of all-time, Brett Lee, breaks down, prime Shaun Tait bowling 160 kp/h is a pretty handy guy to have coming off the bench
Squads:
Eng:
Hales, Roy, Root, Morgan (c), Bairstow, Buttler (wk), Ali, Woakes, Willey, Rashid, Plunkett
SL:
Perera, Gunathilaka, Mendis, Chandimal (wk), Tharanga, Mathews (c), Shanaka, Maharoof, Prasanna, Pradeep, Lakmal
I literally can't m8. As said previously, there are much more men than women here, and all the good ones have been taken by cashed up miners.
I'm not doubting Taits talent, but im not sure there is much worth in picking someone who will bowl you 8-12 overs a year ahead of a similar young player who could use the games as a way to break into the ODI and Test setup
Especially in englands case where you have a handful of very good young seamers coming through, C.Overton, J.Overton, Gregory, T.Curran, S.Curran, etc
Do you guys think it's worth it having Moeen and Rashid in the ODI team together?
Mo's averaged 22 with a strike rate of 90 since the beginning of 2015, with the only noticeable batting performance being a 120 against Scotland. He did well with the ball in South Africa but it'll be interesting to see how he performs in these conditions.
England already have a decent batting line up and a good spinner so shouldn't they just slot in some young county player at 7?
/cric
what the fuck is this shit?