What the fuck did I eat??

What the fuck did I eat??

Food?

Dicks ?

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thanks

Looks like Shrek forgot to pull out on OP

frog maymays

Cancer?

Ear a Radaway.

Kek

fucking autocorrect. *Eat

A ton of Lucky Charm cereal will do that to you. Hope you found them magically delicious.

gushers and fruit roll ups you degenerate

You ate too much fucking iron m8.

Yard trimmings?

you probably ate shit

I have the answer from experience, you fucks.

Grape soda.

Shrek's ass, apparently.

Some drink made primarily with blue curacao

black whopper?

I think you ate my shit, OP.

You ate colorful cereal or something else with a ton of blue/green/etc dye

Red wine makes my shit black like that too.

I ate a St. Patty's green bagel once. Greenest shit I ever took.

True story.

bile from the stomach can turn shit green when itspasses through the system to quick