Is it true that you have to win the World Cup and British Premier League to even be in the discussion of GOAT?

Is it true that you have to win the World Cup and British Premier League to even be in the discussion of GOAT?

I see people saying that all the time on Sup Forums.

Go cook me some sushi, Yoshi.

That's correct

>premier league.

Thats just the british fags. But messi will never be considered for goat until he wins the WC.

only the epl, the world cup is just a glorified coin toss

you are correct

I'm trying to think of a player who's actually managed that. A few from France 98 I think.

Of course.

Zidane

Champions League
World Cup
Euros
Serie A
La Liga

I think thats enough lads.
ZIDANE IS GOAT

>B
>P
>L

Henry, Vieira, Barthez, Pires, Petit

Pique, Fabregas, David Silva, Navas

might be missing some French guys, was Makelele somewhere on the bench in 1998?

more importantly who is that fluid druid at his side?

>Navas
Well that blows the theory out of the water

Gilberto Silva too off the top of my head. I'm guessing the guy you responded to doesn't actually watch football.

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>be before Wendyball became official, where tackling is illegal
>put Messi and Ronaldo in the Englel 1st division in the 70's.

Messi would get eaten alive, raped on the pitch, mocked for being a midget and eventually turned into one of the ball boys because they understand he loves football but is a man-child.

Ronaldo fair better but as a winger as he's turned into a female and have a sex change and quit football after getting elbowed so much trying to go up front in his early twenties.

Neither are the best player ever as they crock in national tourneys.

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MESSI gets MARRIED with his childhood friend while RONALDO is in the CLOSET and CRIES

No you have to win a us based league and a world Cup.

>BPL

weak bait

this guy is my favorite autist of all times by far

nerman is like "seriously dude?"

Why was Nerman wearing a fedora?

so he has something to tip

Ronaldo is like "lets have a girls night in - and not talk about them bois, am i right! tehehehe"

Barcelona=fedora tier

>CR7 has a shitload of bitches begging for his cock and he's smart enough not to get too involved with any of them
>Messi gets married to his childhood crush who most likely rejected him back then but jumped at the chance of being a wealthy WAG

Post autistic Messi copypastas and memes please. Bonus points for Sprite and him getting cucked.

>shaking hands with a woman

Antonella is the top WAG of football

It's very common in Europe, especially in the northern non-latin countries. I don't know why a portuguese guy would do it though

But has he won De Eredivisie?

Because he's a big guy

>77

It keeps happening.

Best

Hahahaha that's brilliant
I bet he spends a lot of money on toys and lego

want to shag his wife tbqh

The Eredivisie is so irrelevant that your fellow countrymen feel compelled to bandwagon plastic English teams instead

What are you supposed to do when a colleague introduces you to his wife?

>true?
No

hiroshima.jpg

btw this girl is rly short

tfw I bandwagon Sunderland because I like Allardyce his shitball

Maybe you should stop buying Dutch coaches or players if this bothers you then

You (usually) don't shake hands with woman in hispanic-portuguese culture. A kiss in the cheek is way more common.

CR7's gesturing is like saying she is as manly as he is.

France didn't need him to win the WC.
>La Liga
Real started doing better without Zidane.

Big game baby who was pretty inconsistent.

The real goat was Xavi.

But Iniesta may overtake him with sheer consistency.
Andres may not be the best prime 4 prime, but he's been great for so long now.

a kiss in the cheek
just in one or both cheeks depending on where you are from

Yes, hence why Mertesacker will never be the GOAT while he remains at Arsenal

BFS Englel manager when?

Damn, how short is Messi's wife? Even in heels she's not even 5'6"

does anyone else tongue kiss their bros on mondays

Yes, it's a well known fact.

Latinos kiss on the cheek, but I can understand why he'd shake her hand

We kiss on the cheek too, just not with a woman that you meet for the first time when she's with her husband, it seems pretty strange.

I'd kiss her on both her cheeks if you know what I mean lad

after shes taken a dump?

the only people that say that are english people

the epl thing is a meme
but he really needs a WC if he wants to be the undisputed number 1

old farts will continue to hang on to muh no world cup for muhsii, muhruhduhnun won it by himself, and will continue to deny the GOATness that is messi.

He is the GOAT of all time.

why? its not like you want to steal the woman from the husband

Do you see a german flag above my post?

Nah, usually we do lightsaber battles battles with our willies to see who has the biggest lightsaber

thats how it starts...the fever...

Wow I touched a nerve there didn't I

Sorry Jan, maybe try a bit harder to qualify for the Euros next time :)