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Randy Couture and Jeremy Botter have said it. No official statement yet.
Jonathan Lopez
Im not the same guy pussy. Come see me in Easton PA, you will rest in peace.
Samuel Allen
I want to tie Holly Holm up then consensual have sex with her while she pretends it isn't
Austin Parker
It means no more Rogan too
Owen Perry
>gertrude is a trip get a load of this newfaggot
Nolan Evans
Meet me in Allentown, fagboy and I'll make your worthless name relevant in the obituaries
Name the time and place and I'll get a jet over there Wednesday morning motherfucker
Isaiah Miller
Good.. Stann is better
Aaron Gomez
no one knows or cares who you are
tryhard/aka weidmanfag, american sperg, dockbro, adan, serbia, litchuck, edgestonia, rockholdfag, the list goes on
gertrude is some fag name you made up
Easton Morales
a lot of americans will probably jump ship or be replaced with chinese commentators, probably hong kong who can speak english
Henry Harris
>implying im gertrude t. newfag holedigger
Jose Nguyen
Sort of unrelated, but any Brazilbros see Aldo's biopic? Is it any good? I was hoping to see who they got to play Conor but I heard he wasn't in it
Cooper Ward
No, they'll get whoever they can get their paychecks too
My prediction is Bas + Chael
Benjamin Cruz
>guys i swear its not me!!!!!
lmao
ill make your bitch name relevant too, fagboy, name a time and place after I'm done with ((((((Gertrude)))))))
Ethan Miller
I like Stann but I'm gonna miss the meme commentary, it made fights more comfy. Now UFC is just going to be ESPN-tier everywhere
Brandon Ortiz
>Gertrude is made up >being newer than april 1st
I wasted 20 minutes before driving to Bethlehem for someone to pussy out. Youre meeting me in Easton, i have proven that i will show up.
Hunter Evans
The undisputed, reigning, defending, UBF champion of the world. The GOAT himself Charlie Z.
Ever since I dove into his youtube videos I still cant get over this guy. He literally goes into random gyms and tries to knock people out after asking for a light sparring session. He has unironically been doing this for YEARS now. He almost got his head knocked off after he said some racist shit to HW champ Deontay Wilder. He probably also wouldve died to a chimpout after he sucker punched Floyd Mayweather Sr. if the cameras werent on.
Xavier Ward
This is actually really good.
Noah Perez
dana should lay off the coke
Jeremiah Miller
you'll do nothing. you already dicktucked in the last thread.
Angel Morris
No one knows or cares who you are, no one knows or cares about whatever flyover shithole you drove to, I'm wasting my time and money to heem you with an expensive jet, go ride your horse and I'll even buy you his feed in return, once that transaction as done, I'll transact my fist across your chin and fucking stomp you in
Christopher Stewart
They need a fun commentator though. Stann is ok but not for PPV. I wish they had 3 commentators.Goldie, a former fighter like Stann (Cruz or DC when they retire) and a more laid back guy
John Miller
If you're 6 foot and fight at anything lower than light heavyweight lose my number.
Colton Mitchell
>fighters acting
Andrew Wood
DC was excellent with Rogan and Goldie for 197.
Michael Robinson
That's because I didn't take you seriously like I already said, I'll still meet you at Homestead Bayfront and fucking bury you in the sand
Isaiah Turner
lads i had a dream about fedor he was fighting a middle weight and kept getting dropped
what does this mean?
Hudson Martinez
could mean a lot of things. do you remember who he was fighting?
Noah Perez
>Better fighter than Schaub >Better comedian than Callen
Sounds good.
Austin Thompson
>this sorry attempt of talking shut >expensive jet for 2 hr drive >lives in Philly but doesnt know where easton is
Wednesday, the end of hilton st, 7pm. You can change the day but i leave for vacation on saturday and return on the 12th.
Owen Phillips
Jim Norton hasn't been good since like 2009 though
Henry Carter
If these two PA cunts meet up somebody better bring a camera so we can upload it to the /heem/ FC youtube account.
And remember faggots, only one 10 minute round and no soccer kicks
Landon Phillips
Callen hasn't been good since ever
Lucas Richardson
and callen was never good
Logan Williams
>one 10 minute round /HEEM/ FC rules dictate the fight go on until there's a KO. Subs don't stop the fight either.
Blake Murphy
You can't even type shit correctly, pussy, that won't matter once I batter your fucking face in, I don't talk shit I'm just telling what's gonna happen
I don't live in philly i told you already retard, i dont live in this shithole state like you do
Just drive your disgusting ass to Allentown and it'll be easier
Dominic Carter
Thanks lad, have one yourself
Zachary Ross
>Jimmy is a cuckboy now >Anthony just complains about twitter and blacks >Opie was never good >Patrice is dead
Tyler Rodriguez
What if heem snappy happens?
Oliver Brooks
Cumia is still based. Opie was never my boy.
Sebastian Green
Someones lying.
Brandon Hill
What if /heem/ bought the UFC?
Chase Hernandez
...
Levi Johnson
he had a dark complexion looked maybe indian or arabic i'd say
not anyone special but i was going for fedor and he kept making mistakes
Adam Scott
I better get a title shot at the bew 235 wieghtclass
Henry Baker
Where did it all go so wrong lads
Juan Taylor
>dana shilling Rory/Wonderboy
Grayson Torres
Someone didn't check the other thread because he's a retard
Saying Im in philly doesn't mean I live there either you stupid fuck
Knocking your ass out would probably fix your dumb ass kek
Jack Gomez
Schaub gets an immediate title shot
Caleb Moore
How long are you in philly for? Easton is closer than Allentown.
Easton Myers
BJJ fighters and wrestlers would be banned because boring Pride gloves Jon Jones matches would have a special rule that for every eyepoke the ref stops the fight and his opponent gets a free swing at him Cyborg matches are 2v1 handicap matches No weight limit division Every fighters gets 30k STARTING
why cut brawldanado when he is a based cunt and whoever that cunt that fought bosse i want to see him fight more
more fun fights for the ufc
Jason Diaz
God you are fucking stupid, wednesday you stupid fuck
>Easton is closer
No, it's not, and I can fly in to Allentown
Nolan Martinez
>BJJ in the streets.webm
Gabriel Ramirez
Black as an eggshell maybe, being black and living in some fucking whiteboy town dont make you black
Jeremiah Hill
Anybody have a webm of Mark Hunt heeming Roy Nelson?
Wyatt Powell
>tryhard/aka weidmanfag, american sperg, dockbro, adan, serbia, litchuck, edgestonia, rockholdfag, the list goes on these are all me
Isaiah Rogers
who is going to upload the video?
Christian Ramirez
I was think villante against bosse
John Powell
I'm going to take any ID off him, keep it as a trophy, then post pics to /heem/ along with pics of his unconscious potentially lifeless body, depending on how much he begs
Xavier Perry
There is no way of me getting to Allentown.
Jaxon Taylor
I honestly think can win street fight with leg kicks alone.
Michael Clark
Of course there isn't pussy
Thomas White
Im a pussy how? Even if you flew to Allentown you act like coming to Easton is unreasonably far. Its not as retarded as flying to Allentown.
Landon Ortiz
Dana on Thompson-MacDonald
>If you're shitting on that fight fuckin' stop, stop watchin' fights, go watch something else you fuckin' weirdos. If you didn't like that there's something fuckin' mentally wrong with you and you don't know a fuckin' thing about fighting.
Elijah Brooks
i don't care i just want to watch people banging
Bentley Long
Because you can't just meet me there after I fly to Allentown
You act like getting to Allentown is unreasonable
The only thing going on here is you're just trying to avoid the fight because you're a pussy, I'm wasting money I actually earned to fly to your shithole just to knock you out, the least you can do for me is get on top of your chicken and ride on down to Allentown
Anthony Collins
How am i supposed to get there without driving? Thats hours of walking.
Im backing out while telling you to come to easton? Makes sense.
Ian Powell
Then drive you fucking pussy or take a taxi
>im backing out while tellingyou to come to easton
You're backing while im telling you to come to allentown after im flying to philly
Youre making an awful lot of excuses for no reason
John Perry
I'm gonna start a matching making service for internet fights. Too many of these fights never eventuate.
So you register for the service so a third party is trusted with the info, so a pussy cant get your info to fuck with you and not show up to fight. Then mediate time/place for fight. Then if one party pussies out, their name gets publicly shamed.
Brayden Howard
You're paying for my taxi after i win
>excuses None made
This
Brody Adams
>none made
>b-b-b-but I can't drive!!
Charles Ortiz
My license was taken away, i cant drive.
Jeremiah Sullivan
...
Elijah Baker
>letting the government tell you what you can do Cuck
Mason Taylor
If i didnt id get >hurr durr nigger chimping out
You just run your mouth just to get rocked.
Christian Evans
Already making excuses
Caleb Richardson
ok instead of arguing about dumb shit, I need an answer for this. This is a serious question, why isnt Charlie Z(The GOAT) /heem/'s official boy. Fuck Schaub and Piana, this guy is heem embodied. >delusional >mentally unstable >talks all kinds of shit online >doesnt duck anyone(fights guys 50+ pounds heavier) >trains just enough to compete(yet is the undefeated GOAT and UBF Champion) >tries to finish every fight youtube.com/watch?v=lK22F4DGAL8 Here he is fighting the undefeated HW champ Deontay Wilder after saying some racist stuff and talking shit about his daughter. He also gives up about 8 inches and 60 pounds and takes it to a decision.
Daniel Ramirez
>my license was taken away >i can't drive just drive the speed limit, that's not so hard
Juan Turner
Where was the excuse?
Im coming to Allentown, but still making excuses?
Owen Garcia
Fight on the grass, don't want any heemsters cracking their heads open ob concrete
Dylan Brown
No, you're not
Liam Gutierrez
you're not doing sheeit buddeh
Daniel Perry
We not fighting there Francine, im going to Allentown so he can duck me.
Camden Brown
You're not even going to Allentown
Carson Anderson
why do people do this fake shit, is it to hype their name or something?
Kevin James
What fake shit? There isn't anything fake about Charlie Z.
When I said he was mentally unstable I wasnt kidding. He has been going around random LA gyms for years and trying to "spar lightly" where he just tries to knock their head off. Look at this shit with Floyd Mayweather Sr, does this seem like a normal human.
