Waifu claim thread

waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules

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Britfag Maki Claim

Great kek. I'm probably gonna play some Total War again. And possibly DOOM. What about you?
I'm still confused, you were looking for my waifu?
Didn't know you had a bf~
See ya soon friend

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Yuuki claimed. How's everyone?

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still here

and

do what you will. i wont stop you

mandatory uta claim

i tried it again
i failed again
i might try again tomorrow

Checking in, checking out shortly here.
A lot like a library, I suppose.

Best girl claimed
>and harpooning tuna
smugcup

there , now how about a game ?

Fucking rain.

god damnit

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*In the

That hand is microscopic.

Ugh. Time to do stuff I guess

Yuuki! Get Telegram! Sinon and I want you to come chat with us sometime.

Akiko claimed

>Renge
>Why'd you sleep through the day?
Because I did? I don't really have a reason behind most of my actions
>And what do you plan to do now that you're awake?
Vidya and waifu son

>Yui
I did literally nothing today, and I won't do anything tonight either. The Gods blessings upon me

>Mugen
Oh it finishes the series alright. I felt really bad until I watched it
>I almost cried

its the thickness friend

I'm doing fine, what about you?

Nice, nice. Just chilling out and absentmindedly playing Binding of Isaac right now because infinite replayability.

Are you trying to trick yourself into eating healthy with pictures of Shiro with veggies now?

What happened? Just the general nuisance of it?

Have fun doing things Rory!

And claimed as always

Well I saw her a few times here, so I looked her up but forgot what anime it was.
At least I thought it was an anime. Just found out she's from a game.

I dig it, sounds like the life right about now

Thanks!

What is telegram?! I've heard it mentioned here a lot but don't know what it is

Playing some OW and drinking, just got done eating dinner. You?

Bitches please

i should

Oh shit we're getting healthier every damn day.

>Fucking rain
It was raining ridiculously hard last night over here, but now it's sunny again and I'm bothered.

>I did literally nothing today, and I won't do anything tonight either
Sometimes, that's good, but
>I don't really have a reason behind most of my actions
Always remember to do everything you do with firm deliberation!

No thanks.

It is.

Stop.

>flash flood warning

no thats worse

maybe if i eat my veggies this'll happen
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THICK
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This is pretty ok so far, kinda wierd though.

Yooooo

I got the same warning on my phone when i was trying to sleep, scared the hell out of me

>that underboob

Playing Binding of Isaac, I'll probably have dinner soon here. What are you drinking?

Maybe that's the trick

Damn, that much? Are you home?

There is only one Tomoko poster I hate.

And he knows who he is.

I see you pretty often, but I don't see you that much. If that makes sense.

Be sure to post anything new to you.

Tomoko art is really expansive and almost all of my current images are from either here or You may even post something I use later or vice versa.

You have a wonderful waifu user, and I want to see more of her.

I don't speak nigger.

I hate them.

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>Binding of Isaac
Nice! I suck ass in this game, but I love it
Don't worry user, she'll probably be in the movie and/or the second season~
>that's what I'm hoping for

I just watched bacon pop hard enough to flip itself

but then i'm thrown off track by pictures like this

but you liked that one nigger on the movie

BOI
I too also happen to be playing this right now.

>vegetables are not known to cause children as a side-effect

What a feeling, honestly.

Don't post that now, otherwise all of your hard vegetable-posting efforts will be in vain!

>the secret is to make peppers your waifu
>just in case you don't plan on posting enough to use your actual waifu

I suck at Binding of Issac (then again I've played it for like 30 minutes), couldn't figure out what was going on most of the time. I'm drinking some Shock Top.

What's up bud?

Ohayou whom I presume is Shira
I am not very motivated but I do have unmatched persistance

Are you sure?

boobs dont even work like that
>that gif made me flip myself
that ass

I love the rain though, its a love hate relationship

Absolutely nothing, so im pretty much living the dream right now

There's pretty much one every time there's a thunderstorm here, which is like once or twice a week at this point.

I'm not her, I'm just an user.

Yes.
>it would be very cold

BOI is pretty alright

Did you make a wish?

i loved her so much

Yeah, true, I hadn't thought about that.

don't answer for her then

Hey anons and fellow fiends!
It's my first time on something like this so plead be gentle with me *peeks out behind straw hat with big loveable eyes*
I've really like sauna from sword art
Can I claim? *looks up at you lovingly while giving puppy eyes"
Like seriously I'd go gay for her.

Demon Trakeena claimed

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Mugi please

I'm actually pretty good at it, but I think that's just from playing it so much.

Just gotta keep up those veggie posts dude

Nice, who are you playing/what mode? Oh wait, give me a second and I'll hand you a seed I played last night, you have to check this shit out

See above, I've just played it long enough to get good at it. And nice, I'll probably have some blue moon with dinner.

Yikes, that sucks

I'm going to just go ahead and pray this is pasta

low quality bait
willgetreplies/10

That's a Meh tier waifu froma meh tier show, but who am I to judge

Oops! Sorry fellow weebs ~

I meant Asuna not sauna!!

Although I'd gladly be alone with Asuna in a sauna >:) *grins evilly and imagines things that shouldn't be described ~*

>Shira
You know it.
Also I find myself doing things in much the same way, usually.
>I called in sick to work and just stayed home all day
>There's some bug or another going around

>being this weirdly aggressive in a waifu thread
Sir this is unheard of.

>'Cept for that one dude white-knighting everyone about marijuana usage
>Fuck that guy was annoying

>And also Papa Spiegel™, may he rest in peace

Is... this bait?

>veggie posts
You rang?

No, it's def. bait.

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Rain itself is fine. Just when there's lots of rain it sucks.

Yeah.

That doesn't make much sense.

It does.

I like you, you can stay Sauna bro.

oh god everything is too funny when you've been up for 20 hours

hey bun bun,
how long have you been here, im pretty sure i have been here 3 weeks longer than you and i have lost count.
also your one of the first wave, enforce your criticism

It's like a messaging app thing. Sinon and I use it to keep in touch.

now smoke weed
I use it too!
>QueenAsuka

*raises katana* hey!
Asuna's my Waifu! She wouldn't dare look at someone as ugly as ypu! *eyes flash menacingly*
We can work this out the easy way, or the hard way!

Hehe, try me

You guys make me sick discussing this stuff.

dat ass
>so nice
I haven't played for months..
I'm not surprised~
I just suck at these kinds of games

i dont know if all im talking 2 is one person who does not get a bunch of replies i dont really want to fill the thread 2 fast you know?

I have been here for a long time.

Who am I to judge anothers waifu?
'tis not my waifu, nor my laifu.

Is that Stalkerbro I spy?

Weird.

I didn't get any form of hallucinations untill 30+ hours. And those were audio hallucinations. Didn't get visuals until 45+ hours. Then I passed out. That was one hell of a weekend. Pure will power. Promise.

*puts on combat armour and whistles to pet dragon*
You ready to see what my training has made of me SASUKE?

hey rory i got something for you

weaponsgradewaifus.com/collections/patches/products/iii-recon

they seem to be in stock

so no game ?

Fuck. I had my ice cream to the side and my puppy came up and licked all over it. You will be remembered ice cream

we should rub butts
i like seeing your posts tho
more like TomoHOT
>amirite?

I can understand not wanting to fill the thread too quickly, but don't sacrifice Tomoko for these guys. Gather your replies if you want. But post your waifu.

Threads are free, my man.

No game no life?!

I love that show!
Especially the wincest ~

It makes me so dreamy

ehhh?

Correct.

yea, i know you have, i wanna figure out how long i have been here through you

you are THE bun bun, i remember the days we would mock lucky star fags, now we have welcomed 3 of them to our community. what changed man?

Hey Galko.

Guess what.

It's raining.

hm?
what?
i dont talk to many people myself normally so i dont get more than 3 or so

*readies himself for battle* don't you dare defile me with that name, Gaijin!

*rips off shirt showing muscles then puts on trench coat for superior armor*
Just you wait. I've spent hundreds of hours perfecting my skills. I'd be level 79 if this was a video game. But it isn't, kid *grins evilly* this is real life *titens grip on sharp blade, not caring about the blood it draws* this is real ConAgra. This matter. Real repercussions. This is the kind of combat that leaves you a grizzled veteran, nothing better to do than sit around in your home all day regretting the days that used to be. The days when you still had your vigor and soirit. You will look back to this battle and weep. Tears of utter dies pair will drop from your chin as you realise what you sacrifieced in your arrogance trying to claim my waifu!

Yes it is.

Boss man brought doggos to the workplace

I want to live that life. Work sucks

Oh cool, I'll get it then.

Oooh, I could go for a Blue Moon now haha. Probably my second favorite beer (shock top is my favorite)

Damn I hate it when this stuff happens!
It happens to you too??

It also happened to my dying father. He hung himself after he got me a vanilla ice cream when I asked for chocolate. Well that's what the papers said.

>thinking that's me

i just unscrewed some screws to my fan
don't know what my original intentions were, but i lost the screws

im bored and im starting to get tired.

Texas for ya lol

Welcome back my Cheeki breeki friend, Long time no see.

It's been a long time.

go to sleep then