>First day of physics class >Cute girl at my table >Douche bag also at my table >Start simple dialogue with cute girl >Douche bag interrupts every conversation >Keeps speaking over everyone >Cute girl and I look at eachother and laugh >Douche bag starts getting angry >Time goes on, douche bag still tries to win over cute girl >Cute girl getting uncomfortable >Douche bag acknowledges that she likes me more >Douche bag gets angry because he's not the alpha of physics class >Starts passive aggressively harassing girl >Girl gets really uncomfortable >Douche starts acting like my best friend to get to girl >Girl thinks I'm friend with the guy, starts avoiding me too >Try to avoid the douche to correct the situation >Girl eventually drops the class >Douche bag still being douchey >Tries to steal my alpha status now that girl isnt in the class >Everybody hates the douche >Try to reach out to the girl, she ignores >Douche bag wins by affiliation >Time for the nuclear option >Steal douches phone and act like a total creep to the girl via text >Girl notifies police >Douche denies ever talking to her >Police tell him to stay away >Contact cute girl telling her I was never his friend >She buys it, but doesn't really want to continue being friends >Douche bag finally shuts the fuck up >Finish physics class and never see douche again
The tale of how a stupid little beta tries to be alpha, and gets bitch slapped
Asher Davis
How much did u get?
Jayden Nelson
Footsie during study sessions, holding hands. After that she was turned off to everyone in that class.
Jason Rogers
Then you woke up.
Luke Collins
Education is expensive
What grade did u get How old r u btw?
Gabriel Green
C+, intro to mechanics, 20yrs old.. Would you like my social security number too?
Carter Ward
You're stupid & spoiled & You held hands with a girl.. and didnt even kiss closed.
You should go to school to study, get good grades. Girls come second. Pretty sure you couldve get a way better grade and increase your gpa with that class.
Your parents still pays for your shit right? Its all good, took me two extra years to understand the value of time and money
Bentley Gonzalez
Fully aware, am over entitled. Gets lonely in engineering cuz almost all your classmates are guys.
Jacob Morgan
Im an engineering student too im aware of how that feels. Take it as an opportunity and stop slutting out on any bimbo chick that comes up
Angel Stewart
G2G work at 4am get money get grades. If you dont fuck bitches now you will in 5 years! All those undergrads are after older meat anyway. Get your shit together user
Caleb Morgan
which was the beta again? should name this story "2 faggots and a worthless bitch"
Robert Rodriguez
Lol accurate since I didn't actually fuck her. Spot on faggot
Levi Ramirez
Sorry you didn't get to live your life and have fun with chicks brah You should just become a bitch for the alpha since you're OP
Levi Parker
>OP goes to class >hits on girl > she drops out to avoid him >doesn't take the hint and keeps trying >fails and blames it all on some obnoxious faggot
tl;dr version of OPs post
Colton Powell
>playing footsie at 20
Literal man child.
Tyler Reed
LOL it could be that's what really happened. It's weird though because she was showing affection earlier in the semester. Idk man, maybe this was just a slapfest between betas.
Lucas Ward
You niggers sure are cynical
Luis Perry
You know what, this actually makes a lot more sense. Fuck it I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut in class from now on.
Jack Gray
If you held her hand you should have kissed her. Seriously.
Jose Nelson
ITT: C student complains about how he couldn't seal with deal with a slampeice.
Zachary Bell
So who's the real faggot? OP or douche? both? me?
Parker Ortiz
u wear girl clothes and become his sissy slut
Luke Morales
kek
Jack King
>C+, intro to mechanics
C+ in an intro class
DROP OUT R O P
O U T
You got all the negatives of autism and none of the positives.
Julian Gomez
So much this.
The douchebag didn't get that girl, but he'll get a different one.
OP is a forever alone faggot.
Connor Perez
Mmm delicious roast. It needs more salt though
Isaac Gutierrez
Aww you used the D for both forms of drop out! Aren't you a special little guy :)
John Roberts
You barely passed a fucking intro class.
Seriously, drop out now. You're never going to make it in STEM.
Christopher Lee
I love how spot on everybody is in this thread. Of course I'm forever alone, why the fuck else would I be hanging out with you cynical, sociopathic faggots