Jennifer carpenter Thread

jennifer carpenter Thread

I wish she had bigger tits, but those abs are insane.

bitches face looks like a foot. on par with sarah j parker.

>would marry for 10/10 bank account

>2/10 would be the wingmans date in real life.

XD Does someone have the video of her? Saw it yesterday.

Please post more op

holy shit she is ugly

op here

right? not totally unfuckable tho, just kinda like a moped.

8 posts. That's about as far as I expected this thread to get.

dude if she looks like your sister and you want that, no one here will judge you, but that bitch has a man jaw and zero body.

No one have the vid?

das my girl mane.

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i bet J.C is not even millionaire
i remember a few years ago when
they leaked Zoe Deschanel bank savings
she merely had 2 million in her bank account and shes way more famous than Jennifer

Goofy looking bitch could sit on my face

she was on $100K per episode of dexter

bet most in savings

No way she has a vid?? Fuck im on the hunt

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Jennifer Carpenter is basically a talented and hotter version of Kristen Stewart.

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Fuera del camino , muchacha falso!

>tfw they will never have a wet catfight. Banging each other with a parasite dick.

elven ears tho

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short hair

My interested has been piqued

kek'd

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eyes

raid

www twitch tv/ pinkiepieog

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>she merely had 2 million in her bank

>merely

please tell me how 2 million is something to turn you're nose at?

I fucking hate this actor

What would she look like with huge fake tits though?

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I'm normally a gigantic titty guy but I want to come all over her flat chest.

Those fucking eyes. They get me everytime.

SO MUCH MAN. SO MUCH

zoe deschanel
she's a millionaire not jennifer
she must be a broke ass bitch

you have gigantic tittays?
but not today?

;-*

simpltn

>Limitless gets cancelled
>She's trying to land other roles
>These threads keep popping up from "fans"
Hi Jennifer

2 million dollars isn't exactly a ton of money these days, bro. That'd barely buy you a decent house, depending on where you live. My mom lives in a pretty small semi-detached, albeit in a nice neighborhood, and her house is worth 1.2 million.

Hell, I'm one of the owners of a company worth about 14 million, I could have more than 2 million if I sold my shares, and I'm sure as fuck no movie star.

I've always had a thing for tomboys
Especially if their face is a little rough.
In my imagination they fuck like a truck.
I like delicate girls too, but sometimes I just want to get wrecked.

she is so square

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>and her house is worth 1.2 million.
no it is'nt

Yup. No one on Sup Forums is remotely successful. None of us have careers. We all live in our mother's basements.

You realize it's not exactly difficult to make a couple million dollars now, right? Being a millionaire isn't what it used to be.

ARE YOU ME?

Actually, yeah it is. Go look up real estate prices in Toronto. It's pretty insane.

Sorry you live in a shitty town with no economic growth where you can buy a mansion for 500k, though.

depends where you live. some places like Tennessee, you can get amazing houses for like 300k that would be 3 million dollar homes where I live.

Thats not really bragging depending on where his mom lives.
In some markets thats like a 2 bedroom house.

just stop faggot. no one here cares. your fucking this thread babyboy.

Can we see Dexter's sister's tits already m8?
>She will never do the Basic Instinct scene for you.

ITT: teenagers who have no idea about finances

A million dollars isn't much money, you underage b&s. You'll realize that when you get out of mommy's house. Your parents probably spent close to that raising you.

whats up with those ears?

she looks like that lonely Russian girl looking for a bf

Her face is just generally weird, but her eyes compel one to fuck her like a champ

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What ears?

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back on track

Maybe
I remember where it started.
In school there was this girl I had a crush on.
She had heterochromia (Green and blue eyes), freckles and she was rough around the edges.
Wore a jean jacket and had an attitude.
She bullied me.
I liked it.

AGAIN, are you me? except we ended up dating until i fucked it up.

Her bank account? I get my salary into my account. Then I move money to savings and such.

Does she have a house, apartment or other places to store her money?

the big ones she's always trying hide.

Tennessee bae, thats what I did.

Super cheap cost of living and no income tax to boot.

I didn't get rich by paying money.

Kek

She will never tip you poorly for being a valet.

Find a 2 bedroom listed for that much right now.

I dare you.

we're talking about her bank account
not her whole networth
>liquidity

She will never hesitantly meet you at a greasy diner to discuss her "breakout role"

Dem abs.

damn sun

KEK'd Infinitely

San Francisco Bay Area. Try harder Faggot.

That's my point fag, people who don't live from salary to salary don't keep their entire fortune in their bank account.

It's the second worst place to store your money next to your mattress....

I think OP I watching Dexter literally right now on Showtime 2

She will never throw you through the front window in a fit of rage. Leaving and only charging her ice coffee on your tab.

He said Toronto. Look at prices. It is notoriously expensive.

I second this

I rented out a broomcloset for 6 months in downtown Toronto.

Best lottery winnings ever spent.

2 millions isnt really muchos nowadays

Im 23yo with an OK job and I've 800k in my bank account.
Considering how famous she is, you'd expect her to have much more.

jenni is bae
totally would marry and bury

Don't bother. These are all kids who still live at home with their parents and have probably never left their home city. They have no idea what things cost in other parts of the country (or other parts of the world, for that matter).

The implication that 2 million dollars is an impossibly huge amount of money for someone here to have says it all. They have no idea at all that anyone with even a decent job who owns a house in certain areas is probably worth that much or more. They have no idea how financial assets work.

>muchos

...what the fuck? What the hell is going on with my autocorrect?

Exactly. My mom is at Yonge and St. Clair. Anything there is gonna be 800k+.

I'm sure you know this.

in my city a 30 square meter apartment cost 70.000 U$S

do i live in a nice town?

Wait a sec.. Enhance!
I predict a role coming up soon.

"Th-thank y-you mister sheckelstein..."

Tf was that

falsa*

had to think way to long about this before i got it.

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She's dating Seth Avett and having his baby. I don't think she is concerned about money. The Avett brothers are worth over a little over 2 million. N

It's not a matter of nice or not nice, so much, it's a matter of economic growth and population density. Big cities with lots of people and high rates of immigration tend to have very high real estate prices because demand is high.

You could live in a very nice town, but it could have a smaller population with not many people moving there, and not a big commercial/industrial/economic core.