Waifu claim thread

waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>the last rule is not bait
>why do I always have to make new bread you lazy niggers
>Tracer is a cancer waifu and should never be claimed

Akiko claimed

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fast threads

Yeah, Lelei is waifu material
>Tuka weirded me out
>who fucking calls someone Dad when their real one died not too long ago?
>even after being cured she kept doing it REEEEEEEE
Yeah I used to, only went to amateurs fight tho
I was also the sparring partner for a beginner pro, good times for my liver kek
I boxed for 3 years and planned on being winning the golden gloves of Canada
Too bad I never went for it
>club
Fucking normie
Just kidding kek, what'd you drink?

Mid 90's Kevin Nash.

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still here

and

id rather not
what does that even mean

I fucking love the ditty sample :o
youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY


my grandma hates gays
lick me and i lick you c:

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Not too bad. Legs are finally feeling less sore from this morning. I'm feeling pretty good about myself though, and I'm looking forward to see how far I can take myself! How about you?
Don't forget the spiky German helmets to match! That'll make those birds terrifying to go up against!

not lazy, just busy drinking bleach

Yuno claim

starting to get tired niggas

Still painting LT fuckface, I nearly have his legs done.

too late

Claiming mai waifu, willing to share

Barry hates it when I say Tuka a shit.

I legitimately claim Tingle (and Rat from Thrilling Intent)

Then go to sleep.

AQUAAA BEST CLAIM!!!

Am I really typing weird? im sryy!!

Yeah next time put something on!! I don't want you to diee

Heyyy I don't want to be a normie kekk!!
Vodka and Beer. But I took too much shots like 12 my BAD!

then I'll eat you instead

>but I'm already in one with Akiko and Megumin
That might have been the old one, it got deleted because of issues with the voice channel being bugged, so Akiko made a new one. Give discord tag so I can invite you.

Mizore here
It means I will love the hell out of you.
You saw my image less post right?
>

Claimed

let me think...
My aunt and grandma actually said niggers and meant it
I know they hate gays and blacks
I think they think that being Mexican = you hopped a border

Missed you last thread
Hell Nyarko
>drinking bleach
Excellent tastes you have there, I recommend it to a lot of people

Hey Aqua, you little shit
When are you coming back to playing Overwatch with me? Old channel got deleted, new one doesn't mute people every time they connect

I learn my lesson my goddess

The one about passability? I'm pretty manly so I wouldnt pass

they have the same VA :O
sleep tight moogs
not if i go first >:3
are u related to trump? :(

Kek, what if I reach in my pocket and stab myself though?

Everything is coming along nicely then, great man. Should probably start looking into a PC myself.

>Senesi
I feel I know who that is, but I don't at the same time.

Kek, I would say the floor but that'd just be silly.

>300 dollars
>For some PLASTIC
140 is pretty high to but that's much much better.

Wew! All the energy man I love it. Wonderful, I've been getting by these last few days.

>Best idol claimed

Yui?

>
The closest i could get. I'll take a better one tomorrow

Oooooooohhhhhhh

Lol its okay man. Welcome back!

Ayyeeee

But the animes I missed out though

But we gotta pay taxes to keep the govt running

>claiming

>Aqua as much a shit as Tuka
Are you doing the full command squad?My grandmother makes comments on coffees and teas all the time.
'Black as a nigger'
She means it too, who's going to argue with a 70 year old cancer survivor?
>She nearly hit me because I didnt take $50 from her 10 years ago

>being winning
>being the winner
Fixed my mistake
That's really good to hear!
I've been fine, couldn't go for rides because of weather tho...
>I'm sure you can take yourself very far!
Well he's wrong
That's why it got deleted :o
Fucking invite me in!
Chill out mang, don't want you to sleep on the street tonight kek

I hope you bite then , I sure will

Damn
>Still might tho.

Bye.
>attempt 1

dont i get a choice
which entails

>hell nyarko
>pic
thanks, i recommend bleach to everyone. tangy with some saltiness to it. How are you today akiko?

still here

fast claims

I'm gonna try, yeah.
I've got a Terminator Armor'd captain, a Sergeant a Heavy weapons guy, and Tactical marines.
Oh, and a Dreadnought. who's technically a Belligerent Engine.

forgot pic.

I'll be happy to give you knowledge about what's what. Even though I'm still pretty new to it. Wanna take a guess on who?

Night Galky!

Anything and everything you can imagine.

accept or ask for more
you get those two

itadakimasu :O
bye bye
>attempt 1

Ohh okk!! Thanks!
My tag is: Aqua#9248

Well if you want I come come and talk!! Just give me the new one hehe :p

Im really glad! Next time you'll know what to do young one!!

Hehe you know me!! Without energie im nothing^^ Niceee im REALLY happy that everything's going well for you!!

Thanks broooo!!

HEYY RORY WANNA FIGHT AGAIN?!
I told you I can hold that axe ^.^

Hehe im already at my place don't worry broo!! I wont puke, happen way too much when I was in highschool so I know when to stop ^^

Everyone is typing sooo fast gawd its hard to keep upp sorry guyss!!

Okay /waifu/ it's that time again
Me and Barry are going for it
Does anyone else want to join us for some games of Overwatch?

Much succes Galko

Good mang, I've been up all night and now I'm about to play vidya with some bros. My dad will come over later, only thing I gotta deal with today

They call me...
Lightning fingers.
For all the wrong reasons.

I'll be having sweet dreams tonight

Why would you reach into your pocket? Just give a command and they'll make it out on their own! Birds are smart, haven't you read the War of the Crows greentext?
You don't ride in the rain?
>We'll see, I was nearly dying after half jogging only a mile. I was legit stumbling in my room trying to hold onto things when I got home because my legs could hardly walk.
>First time seeing that scene without it being the lewd gif edit

Yeah these niggas are ridiculous with prices, I tend to wait til sunday when prices are lowered before I go on a shopping spree

Silly

Fuck the government, anarchy!

Totally going as Haruhi suzumiya in the next convention happening in august
>Can't imagine trying to hard boner from the kinkiness of wearing mizore's get up

i should be upgrading computer this month. around the 25th i get some $. Then maybe i can join you nerds for overwatch. is your dad a dick?

>expecting lewd
behave yourself

>donut
what

Death Grips fans are so white lol
youtube.com/watch?v=blv5oMNOpuI


thats a pretty good looking pooch
your waifu is too cute :x
wiggle wiggle
the thing shes eating

>skirts
>all of my yes
The stripped panties are an important part of her outfit, so you have to wear those too!
>lollipop too

Id still win.
>bet you cant do this with it
Well, at least you dont have to paint a Battle Barge.
>Orbital Battle Barge strike is still best exterminatus.

That's good to hear, wanna play OW?
My chains would get damaged and I don't have the correct oil to wash it when it rains

>gonna play OW noe, see y'all

you would be on pair with her but I haven't posted her

everyone seems to love this gif

i dont think that would be good
how about less? or none

Tomorrow i'll show you I can do it without even holding the axe ;))))))

Im already on discord cutiee!!

I've been eating the wrong donuts then

Good, join us and we'll do all kinds of bullshit
>is your dad a dick?
somewhat
He's a literal cuck, and he really fucked us and our mom over when we were children. I still hold a grudge and I dislike him but he's still my dad and he did a lot for us too. Mixed feelings

I think you think it would be great.
>You just don't know it yet.

Good luck.

Thanks I'll take you up on that offer. If that doesn't work I'll just drop those 900 dollars.

Can I buy a vowel?

Thanks man! Things are looking up over, gonna be a good summer. How the same for you bro!

Every pocket I carry is full of stuff though! Nope haven't read it.

By then they average around 80-140 I'm guessing.

or trice as much
but I'm sure I could do less

Kirie a qt 22/7 :3
its a very cute gif, im good about to eat soon, how are you? :o
i like cinnamon swirls ^-^

You need to be holding the axe though.

So I have no real motivation to clean the kitchen rn.

But how am I gonna hide my boner? That shits kinky af

Usually

yes she is and so are you

You're welcome man. How are you ms. New booty?

I'm a silly smug

There was a was a long haired chihuahua on the coffee table in the lounge. It was epic but no pics :(

I got you fam. Might want to make sure you have at least $1000 cause tax,shipping (hmmmmm?) And handling

Yes

damn, what did he do?
im hungry but ive been out with friends vandalizing shit.
>dont question it
also that image, wheres konatas body? theres an area where you can see in the cornet ( think its cornet) and her body would have to go there. where is body? its triggering me
>nyakro

those are tasty specially with nuts or raisins

No thats bad
>moka

Sorry!
Ah, that reminds me, I need to clean my bike chain sometime. It's grimed up to all hell.
>Have fun, see ya later!
I'm surprised, I'll have to go find it sometime then. It's quite the read.

Gotta get off to work now, leaving a tad early to find some food and check tire pressure!

You'll just need to keep it "exercised" so it doesn't come up in public.
>I can help you with that~
>Why even hide it?~

claim.
Meik Ameirica Great Again

thanks ^-^ how are you doing? :o
aww next time ask to borrow the dog for "business reasons" and then take pics >:3
lets all eat donuts, also her body has been turned to a donut :O

and if i disagree?
like none?

oh wow, nice

just checking you out

That what makes you lovable!

Bullshit, fite da powa!

I do not want everyone thirsting over my nuts!
Its not like I have a small willy so its going to poke out!

like 3 a day lasting about 1-5 minutes

QOTT: do you have a sweet tooth?

Yes I do

Yes.

oh my c:
i do and thats bad :(

Are you a nigger?
Yes

God i fucking hate cs:go try hards

which wizard did that?
im still dying internally because i cant see it. even if you have an explanation. and yes i want donuts. hungry.
>nyarko

There's very VERY few who can rival my sweet tooth.

>Okay, getting to work for reals now.

more like mouth

iki hiyori claim.

something wrong ?

I'd still be iffy. Gotta be a top fucking notch fig.

Damn, forgot about that. Ahh that bleeds everyone dry. Thanks though famatron.

>Shipping
I'd like to buy an a :^)

Keep me posted!

See ya later.

Not really.

Yup, my teeths fucking irritates but I dont care

AY YO HOL UP *Smacks lips*

Why would you disagree?
Your right.
>Better to keep it for myself.
You can use chastity, or just bind it upwards like girls do their boobs.
Hell yes I do.

mine

we have a donut shop in my town, lets go :o
im good, just saying its bad having a sweet tooth :o
yours

Yes.
Very yes,
I have candy on my desk right now.
And mtn dew.

I'll have diabetes in a year i swear.