Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

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Best claim.

I'm going to bed ^-^

see you later qt 22/7 hope to see you again :o

see you soon
have a nice dream , I sure wil

There are many types of niggers my friend

Too slow, Shinoa bro.

>infinitely
Sounds OP af.

Didn't realize that till now. Gotta pay them a visit.

>Yes to both
I'd like to solve the puzzle: Mirai?

I know that's 5 letters but it's all I got.

Sleep tight.

>Best idol claimed

still here

and

you would scar me mentally
whats code blue?

>I'm going to rub one out
ftfy

It's waiting to unload~

I hate all white folks
*loads double berrel*

Nigga I'm a classy ass nigga

Trips confirmed by smug

Not in comptetivie modes where players are higher level

Claiming

I'll be sure not to
after all I just want pat you

Been there, done that.

Claiming while cleaning fryers

Why, mountain dew of course!
Getting lewd I see.
>I like it~

also I'm off to sleep now
take care

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I know maybe next time

No sir. Don't know how to take to him besides this thread

Ayyeeee

Noticed

>claim
kek

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Akiko claimed

Playing with the boys and getting slightly drunk

Claiming Best Goddess while playing OW

Akiki thought it was the weekend!! kekk

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I'll let you dream.

Hi there, damaged merchandise.

Hey Barry. What's up?

what if thats the part that scars me
i could go for some mountain dew

Your still a nigger tho and thats bad
Be a black man and just be a normal person with an unfortunate skin tone
>moka

So they can withstand that shit then. All that high rank armor.

Ok, let's try this again. Kek really drawing blanks here.

Hit me with another hint.

Finals week is upon me

>Someone give something meaningless and trivial to do

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>damaged merchandise
That hurts... ;-;

so tired zzz

Only 4 u~

Imma beat dat ass is what Imma bout to do

Armor is more for perks than defense
>And fashion

Cute kyouko

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Oh hi Sachi
>Rattle rattle
Why no sleep?

Something so small can be so mean!

Vampire

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Play darkest dungeon.
Get some then.
Damaged things are unique, just like a scar.
You know I'm greedy for it.
>can't help it~

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>Doing some sik leans and split lanes
>Split between a buss and an SUV right when a light turns green because I know the timing on the lights
>My camera turned off when I was getting food and I didn't notice it
>Didn't record any of it
>Mfw

i dont have any and i dont want to go to the store

QOTT: whats your favorite monster girl and why
Slime girls they can be any body type you want and always wet

You could drink water and pretend.
Suu is best girl.
>Mizore best waifu

Ooh snap

>hugs of comfort

>slime master race

im not sure just one that wont choke me to death
im bad at pretending

I hear Dullahans give great head!

Kikimoras because they know you want just by looking at you and they love cleaning the house

Fuck the police

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why ever sleep
>rattle

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Cute Yuno.

You're pretending to be bad at pretending right now!

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see

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Get on your roof and howl.

Then through levels you gain defense?

>Fashion
My nigga.

FUCK

Can't think of anything, this is embarrassing. Another one pls.

It must of been too amazing for the world to see.

Centaur
>inb4 horsefucker

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Thank you!
>REEEEEEEEE
Thank you... ;-;
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Aqua please, it's friday

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You're Reinhardt skin a shit

NOTICE ME
>horse fucker :^)

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no im not?

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Pretending to nit be pretending while pretending!

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fucking sauce on the manga name.

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Sleep is nice. I dunno. I'm too tired to answer that question philosophically so how about because if you don't you die?

Oh come on now. I do it out of love.
Of people not being heretical scumbags.

"Cirno in Big Trouble!"

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Thanks bro. You're a nice user.

It wasn't even super amazing by mists standards. But I thought it was cool.
>Getting water at store
>Hear loud rumbling approaching
>Know exactly what it is
>Go outside and yep
>Big group of motorcycles going by
>Can't join because work
>Did see accent lighting on a few
At least I know I can for sure now!

I even found a link.

exhentai.org/g/277134/5874ebd46e/

no youre pretending that im pretending to pretend

Oh look. Shitposters.

>head still full of fuck

>Tsuyu's origin story

terrible waifu

Everyone's pretending.
>no waifu
>judges other waifus

Images

i can live with that
are they?

In a sense. I need to get some sleep, night guys!

Good night sky

FUCK AGAIN

Now it all makes sense, forgot that was your senpai. Nor did I know what anime she was from. The answer is Moka.

>horse fucker :^)
At least I don't have to pay for gas anymore :^)

>Mists standards
What's that?

Ayy riding with the squad sounds like fun.

Where in the actual fuck did that image come from?

goodnight
no one knows

Gotta learn to share~
>Lolno its all yours bb~

Succubus casue they can succ deez nutz

Oy 2cute4me

By light levels is where the defense is. The higher the enemy, the more damage you take

That image isn't even in my phone, I've never seen it before and I picked my sleeping mizore picture.

Fucking science?
Night guys, someone else solve this mystery.
Night~

Suu best girl

Fucking kek'd

>Akiko

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>Of people not being heretical scumbags.
;-;
That hurt my drunk self..

See you in your dreams~

Autocorrect being dumb. Meant most.

I hear a lot of people complain about it, but I think it'd be neat to try at least once!

>Decided to listen to the Love Live OP because I haven't heard it before
>I thought the janitor lady went up to the 5th floor
>Turns out she just grabbed a bin from the other side of the building
>She walked past me with it blasting at full volume
My power level is too strong. I partly blame you!