/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

*Advocates* Edition

*advocates chinses cartoons*

*advocates shiggin da hot cousin*

*advocates cuteposting and bajachan*

bit chilly outside lads

4st for Pabst

what everyone should do is leave bad false online reviews for kike businesses until they all get shut down

NO ONE HERE IS A COMMIE RIGHT?

Ich hatte erst ein Date mit ihr. Sie kommt aus San Francisco, aber ihre Eltern kommen aus Vietnam

*advocates the complete destruction of australia and U.K*

FAKE NEWS

>Huff Po article the next day
>"Alt-Right trolls inspired by Trump attack Jewish businesses online, chilling parallels to 1930's Germany."

commies are pretty dumb if they think their system will work in an industrialized urban setting

hutterites know what's up though

That'd work if it wasn't for the fact all of the review sites are owned by Jews

emailing andrew anglin right now

>future prospects for young people seem better too

Kind of worrying how no Brit seems to have any optimism for the future of Britain.

Don't you fucking let it set in, /cum/

Sie ist asiatische Amerikanerin und will noch Kondome benutzen?

Can we start a kissless virgins only thread
Tired of these normies

The fact that I'm meaningless is kinda comforting desu

It's been a permanent fixture of my life for a while now.

WHO /DEPRESSIVE-REALISM/ HERE?

>not embracing the absurd

>not being a kissed virgin
What a LOSER

This
Makes me feel better about my failures

Nah, but your digits are awesome.

Fuck outta here Chad

Ich bin noch nicht so weit gekommen mit ihr. Ich bin eine kusslose Jungfrau.
Nächste Woche treffe ich mich wieder, dann wird eingelocht

>miem taal gebruiken

ETHER REX IS HIGHEST SKILL CAP
YOU CANT PROVE ME WRONG

heh

fucking nerd

will bebbi win the game this night

Not a lot to be hopeful about desu. Large student debt, ridiculous house prices, and an island that's already overcrowded letting in enough immigrants to fill a large city each year. Under Trudeau it looks like Canada might be going the same way with respect to the last one, but it's still early enough to stop it before it gets too far.

This dick is awesome too
*cums down your throat*
I've been waiting all day for that one :)))

/FRESH/

I wish the internet was never invented

beb

I hope so.

Also I wonder, who's gonna kill me this time?

MAUHAMUHAUHAHUAHUA
I GOT THE DUBS OF GOD AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!

internet is fine

social media is the true cancer

It was a different time

i want math to be uninvented

I'll kill you if you want

HAHAHAHAHA

cool

I found you miss new booty

Reminder that anime is for the thinking man

This

Let's recreate that pose when we meet up ;)

Fuck of CIA

Nice work, Chile.

I ended up getting a bunch of pbr 5.9.

I was gonna get one of those massive cans of colt 45, but the last time I had that, I pissed out of my ass the next day desu.

>tfw no nun gf

stop doing that

thank you

>not drinking eggnog because it's christmas season

Fuck off nazi

I will
*Drowns you in my cum*
Don't worry, I wouldn't kill Baja for real
*Digs paws into Bajas womb*
*Puts dick in tummy*
Prepare your angus! Haha Ive always wanted to say that xD
*Impregnates you with my marvelous throbbing penis*
Noe there's a mini baja inside dead baja, all thanks to me :3

Good lad

No

Stay away from my wife

APOLOGIZE

>egg nog

FAGGOT

>go to store to buy sandwiches stuff for the week
>forget hot cocoa and eggnog

Ohhh, ich verstehe jetzt. Ich weiß nicht, wie man dies auf Deutsch sagen kann, but good taste. Ich versuche eine asiatische-amerikanische Freundin zu bekommen, aber in meiner Uni sind sie alle in asiantische Cliquen.

My dad still grabs my butt in a joking way and I'm 25
I found gay porn in his search history last week
I feel violated

>faggot
Only for you qt

Eggnog is weird. I like it for about 1 sip and then I don't want anymore

Hehe I have a medium pepperoni pizza for user

Chile will never love you like I do
*Tears off your pants*
*Cock engorges with blood*
*Puts it in your tight sweet asshole*
I'm going to fuck your ass so hard you vomit seamen
*Fucks your ass until you vomit*
Uh oh, poor sweet little Baja made a mess!
*Eats Bajas puke*
Now we're together in more ways than one ;)
Chile can't do THAT for you, can he? Ahuh didn't think so

Eww no gay

jesus christ, this is so autistic

hahahah

Where's the extra large sausage

Fuck off nigger

We elected the wrong Obama

that's pretty romantic

make me nigger

In welcher Stadt studierst du? Eine asiatische Freundin zu haben ist nicht gut, es sieht so sehr nach Mailorder Bride aus
Ich mag das Mädchen aber ich mag weiße Amerikanerinnen mehr

I want to make erotica

I'm not going to make you do anything, just stay away from my wife you piece of shit or I WILL hurt you

What did he mean by this?

*steals your wife*
hehe easy

...

Whats cum having for dinner?
Me: salad and kabab

nothing.

Baja disappeared again :c
I'll take this time to prepare another load for you, hun
I'll make it extra thick and creamy just the way u like it ;)

A tornado apparently

shepherd's pie. already ate

your autism blows xer away

Forgotte pick

A burger, perhaps?

I'm not sure yet.

You should have some chilly

Nice

hello friends how are you all today

What's the difference between a cuck and a open relationship?

Philly Cheese steak, I have one every night

there's nothing.
seriously.
yesterday we could buy something dumb brother didn't brought the card.

A good burger or fast food? Either way I hope it was good at least.

Yes, a burger with special sauce would be perfect!
*Makes Baja a burger*
*Cums on the bun until it's soggy and dripping*
Eat up my darling, this burger has extra protein that I made just for you :3

A bunch of starburst that I found and also an apple

the cuck gets off on his gf fucking other men, and usually watches. an open relationship merely ignores his gf fucking other men, and he also has the freedom to fuck other women.

i'm sure it can be a fine line, but it's not the same thing. both are degenerate tho.