Guys, I found a weird rock on a river bank. What kind of rock is it?

Guys, I found a weird rock on a river bank. What kind of rock is it?

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holy shit is that a meteorite?

It looks like an old pizza.

fuck if I know

It's called "marble".

Polish it up.

old pizza?

is that joe dirts turd meteorite?

It's bauxite. The ore for aluminum.

Looks like rotten flesh

jesus fucking christ it's a mineral

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Check it for carbon lifeforms.

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THIS ON A VAGINA

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FOR DUBS SAKE!

Looks like a half digested spinach casserole

fossilised dino turd

It's a flavor rock, it's best used ground up and sprinkled on food to taste

It's been months since I've seen one that ripe, nice find

Fosilized dinosaur cock

river rock

It's a sex rock...just a fucking rock. Conglomerate of some sort.