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Greentext thread
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Kek, gets me every time
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Why not just speak English? Fake.
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Actually lold quite a bit. Thankyou OP.
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Anyone got the chippoman greentext?
Crikey
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the obligatory Neal story
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the guy in this one needs to sort out his life
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christ
Golden god/10
not green, but god damn it anyway
fucking kek. no father to prevent this nonsense was present i assume. know someone who experienced this.
keks
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I still cant get over the fact that these kind of people still exist. Boy I wish I was his dad or his motivational coach for a day. I would beat the living SHIT out of this omega faggot.
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Fucker just HAD TO shove three billiard balls up his ass. Like one wouldn't do. I'm sure none of this would have happened if he only used a single one
Holy shit, that's a really shitty story.
A reading:
youtube.com
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sweet pun
here you go
>be me
>be fast moving electron
>live in my mother nuclei's basement
>go to the store
>see hot 9/10 grill
>go over to her
>ask her name
>jerk alpha particle comes over to me
>large helium nucleus, consisting of two protons and two neutrons
>"that's my girl you're talking to"
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>run home
>cry
>beta as fuck
SAUSAGE BRO UNSHEATHS HIS MIGHTY SAUSAGE
Well thank God my dad was beyond technologically literate
My mom just stays out of this kinda shit, even after my dad passed away
that's what happens when you give guns to kids.
Something doesn't have to be true to be entertaining
not reading all that muthafukka
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>tapwater gets changed to brawndo
Dude. It's worth the read. If you are to trust anything on Sup Forums tonight. Trust me and read it.
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you're missing out then, go be like the OP
Can you post all the collected works of Harry Potter next? I'm only three chapters in your other picture atm, but I like to have something to read over the next few months.
viking line is max comfy
I don't have the greentext version of them. If someone else does that would be cool but I do have LotR in greentext, somewhere.
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Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan!
I fucking rage everytime
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+ 1 internet for you
that punchline made me kek hard
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>amidoinitrite?
Was he actually hiv+? His friend seemed to know about it already
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D'aaaaw, user thats adorable.
You guys are right, I am enjoying this Neal story.
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Wow thank you, I can sleep now.
Breath of fresh air.
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Why b&?
people like this should be identified, rounded up, and humanely killed. It's just for the best that way.
I want to kill myself after reading this
Lost
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Checked and kekked
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>wake up
>look at self in mirror
>the day has finally come when you can no longer tell yourself "At least I'm not Anthony Burch"
What a horrible way to go.
bumping so i can read and it wont 404
>Hey Angry, I'm dad
Got me
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thats brutal, why didnt this beta fag stand up for himself?!
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This is now my favorite story on 4chsn.
Anyone know whatever happened to OP and Neal?
>how do you greentext
lost
never seen this one hoy shit
The kid did nothing wrong you fuckin moron
holy hell
that was an emotional joyride
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how its fake? swedish is second primary language in finland and its taught in schools. moron
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Kek
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