Celebrities that are in your league and you'd probably have a chance with. Pic unfortunately related

Celebrities that are in your league and you'd probably have a chance with. Pic unfortunately related.

call me a fagot but I am so attracted to her good god she is thick

also im probably in her league as well op

Normally I love thick girls built like her but that bitch is not attractive all. Maybe if she wore a bag of wouldn't feel like I needed to answer 3 riddles to get past her bridge

Physically & personality: Sarah Hyland

I'm nothing special but I'm usually liked by girls with her features. We have different personalities but I think mine is usually liked by people as her.


Said that, I abandoned myself long ago (I'm 31yo on the verge of an hero) in regards to money (in my defense, I live in Spain). So probably, overall, I deserve no grill, whether is a celebrity or not.

youre not a faggot you are just a fat neckbeard shitter with even shittier taste

Kek.

she looks like a much less attractive version of riley reid

>thick

No. She's disgusting. Learn the difference, you fucking spastic.

why user..... whyyyyyyyy

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holy fuck she got fat god damn

this chick is cute af

she could play my ex if they made a biopic about me

by that I mean she is more attractive than my ex

boy you're really angry

> thick
How can you misspell obese? It's not that hard O B E S E.

Are you children under the age of 4? If not she probably wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pebble.

what do you mean and how did you come to this conclusion

need more of this fam. rock hard from this

o btw im the guy in the second post who is obsessed with lena dunham

I don't think pebbles are 10 feet user

u sound mad nigger

Who is she?

Women in your league

you got that from my post?

Most celebrities have huge egos, still wouldn't have a chance with them

She's got a nice face at least. The short hair doesn't do her any favors, but I'd probably hit it. It's a story at very least, and you could be uninhibited since a) shes likely done it already and b) at worst you get a character written about you, which still seems neat to me

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here's a section of plumbing routinely installed in expensive houses. they can reach over 10 feet user

i can understand how she could be considered hot but my balls cant quite grasp the appeal

She has such a cute belly.... :$

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you guys actually think you have a chance with any celebrity...........

delusions... delusions everywhere

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I would gladly eat crustaceans out of her asshole !

Is that still considered a pebble though? To my knowledge a pebble was a piece of a rock

I think a 400 lb, ache-covered, piece of shit that smells like old balls is in this fat cunt's league. Aim higher anons, this is just sad.

I could probably get into this z lister from benefits Britain on the promise of 2 cans of cider and ten tabs.

I think you might be confusing her with the character she plays.

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So I don't watch this show but I keep seeing the nude gifs and webms. Why does she get naked in the show? Is it like Lucky Louie where he just likes to keep showing his dick?

Ehuhuhuhhuhhuhuhu

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Fuck knows. Never watched any of her shows.

To be honest, for a post op 60 year tranny, she's alright. I'd smash

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>i wonder if im her type.

She is the only one getting naked in that show, thats kinda lame, there are some cute girls there too :)

who though it was a good idea to show this fucking cow getting naked?

She's getting paid good money so someone must be watching it.

>Dat Jiggling

This thread sucks horse dick. Everyone out!

Fuck off back to Sup Forums Kylo.


The fat version of Cara Delevigne gets naked too. I wish Brian Williams' daughter would show her tits.


Pic related is my league. She's actually really qt when she tries though.

yea, women you fucking nigger

if youre a guy and watch that shit youre a faggot

You disgust me

shes so fat even if she spreads her legs her thighs still cover up her cooter

I watch it while I do cardio because it has some qts and her fat body motivates me.

Surprised she doesn't have a black bull on each arm. This is the type of white girl they enjoy in the hood.