LEAVE MESSI TO ME

LEAVE MESSI TO ME

Post yfw DempGod brings one for da states

he will do it tonight.

Did you know friend of America that I put 70 euros on a victory for USA.
Because I trut you. Your team for now is solid and good.
I think it will have a surprise

>be u.s.
>be down 3-0 to Argentina at 70th minute
>suddenly stadium goes dark
>plane heard overhead
>a small figure emerges and begins to plummet to earth
>the lights return as an American flag parachute gets deployed
>the silence is deafening
>a balding man in #10 lands at midfield
>rips armband off of bradley, points to locker room
>bradley slowly walks into the dark tunnel
>a single gunshot is heard, the crowd erupts
>Donovan scores 4 in fifteen minutes to take us to the final and klinnsman retires from professional football forever
>Donovan takes over as coach and powerfoward through next WC cycle
>u.s. wins first world cup
>mfw

dempsey is the best US player ever. Donovan only wishes he was.

nice story tho

They are both mediocre at best anyway.

>Applying for unemployment

Get out

At least Donovan showed up for international tournaments, unlike Leo "hide my shekels" Messi

Getting laid off is serious stuff user.

I haven't applied yet.

Dempsey will be better than messi tonight

Too bad you never achieve anything, at least make it to a final in a cup that isn't against islands and mexico.

GET A JOB YOU BUM

>not applying for unemployment

you're just taking your own money since part of every paycheck goes into it

>2009 confederations cup

I got laid off 2 weeks ago. Taking a so called vacay right now.

>soccer means everything
>only soccer finals mean something
I'm sure it does mean a lot to you in Argentina, Paco.

If your made up sports are something that brings you hapiness shaquan gutierrez then good for you murrikan, we like to be amongst the best in actually competitive sports.

>being turned from a white country into a mexican and african shitskin nation
How does decadence feel?

in based Texas I have many a mexican friend.

could care less.

enjoy your slums my man. I already know based Texas is twice the area you live in.

>turned from a white country into a Mexican and shitskin nation
>coming from a filthy Argie

Good laugh.

Oh, the slums are for the semi-enslaved inmigrants, which we actually keep separated from the real argentineans and regularly kill off, you won't see us interbreeding with them unlike you

>being this stupid and ignorant
>supporting populism believing it will change your irredeemable decline into mexico 2.0

Oh boy, i'm going to enjoy tonights raping and your damage control.

USA isn't going to lose. dempsey is playing.

Keep telling yourself that frienderino.

I love the little touch of the ferne' bottle.