Hi Sup Forums
Out of boringness, I plan on getting a cheap fucktoy (I'm broke and just don't want to spend that much for those kind of stuff anyway).
I planned on getting this one, seems the reviews are cool.
Anyway, does some user knows any cool and cheap fuck toy (mouth, pussy, whatever).
your mom
as a frugal guy to another, its worth spending extra on something longer/heavier. Amazon has like a torso fucktoy for sale for like $60. Worth it and last long.
>had a cyberskin triplet pack
>dick poked out halfway in
>awkward trying to get balls deep
Get an old sock, glue some of those googly eyes on it and draw a mouth with your mom's lipstick. Fill it with hot fudge and squirt your juice into it.
You can make a tasty hot fudge sundae afterwards and pretend you're on a date with it.
you sad, pathetic cunt. Real women scare you OP? you fucking faggot, hope you get AIDS and die
There aren't much women in the middle of the desert.
I don't understand, you are going to buy a hunk of rubber to fuck instead of banging chicks or your hand for free? I hope you look down, realize you're fucking a lifeless chunk of petrochem shit one day and just fucking end it all, buy a dildo and fuck your ass like the faggot you are instead.
plenty of goats, though
BURN
Just get a Tenga Egg. They're WAY fucking cheaper than those stooped pornstar things, and easier to hide.
This one is only 7.50 on Amazon.
I have one and have been using it for years in between gfs. One gf has even used it on me. Trust user, get one.
yup, your mom is about as cheap as fuck toys get OP
you are living proof
Those are cheap as fuck because they aren't meant to be reused alot.
Well I don't use it every fucking day... I said in between gf's... I also have two of them. the different patterns actually make a difference.
It's one of those once in a blue moon "oh shit, I should that egg" and then I forget about it for a month or two again.
I guess if you're gonna blow loads in one of these things everyday it's probably not a good idea..
i got it too.. it's amazing
at least someone backs me up.
OP i got that exact one
Dont do it
Get the head honcho its the best cheap one
When faggots get this butthurt about some other faggot's dick.
>muh sides
yep , amazing senstations, not expensive and easy to clean : D..
get cheap ass little vibrator and hold that shit to the base of your dick on the top when you use it.
You'll thank me later.
>yes i have sex toys left over from past relationships.
Don't bother with a cheap sex toy. Felt awful.
Probably the same faggot who doesn't know the difference between sarcasm and butthurt. Or the same faggot who thinks butthurt is a real word.
>Op doesnt fuck woman
>Get AIDS
Kek
get yourself a chicken
Buy a Fleshlight. Best thing I've ever bought. Use it daily
Basicaly.
I'll write them in my "I Don't Give A Fuck" notebook.
Thanks for the decent (and for once, mature) reply anons.
I do have a gf, but i'll have to move for work, so since it'll be a pain in the ass (more than 6month) with an 24/7 work time, I'd rather have some comfy time when I can.
But I figure those angsty 14yo never worked in their life, that's why they nuts in their mom.
Anyway, thanks guys, I'll look up the Tenga eggs then.
If that's your situation, Tenga is the way to go. You can always get a new for just as cheap if you either break it or it get old.
And like I said. Easy to fucking hide, not like some giant flesh light that everyone recognizes from the internet.
Don't bother with that one, I have it and it's not the best. Ripped the smaller hole inside the mouth a bit the first day I got it. Still works but could be better.
I looked for it on amazong, it sounds pretty cool actually.
Thanks, that was what I was looking for.
I'm gonna go for it then!
I did my good deed for the day.
I have that exact toy in your picture, and also the belladonna pocket pussy. Belladonna's pussy is waaaay better than sasha's sucker and easier to clean too as it has a hole both ends.
I use the bella toy all the time feels better than my wifes pussy.
Saying that it feels better than your wife's pussy has made me wet as fuck. Thanks.
Well, the beladonna is way more expensive, (60bucks vs 15 for the Sacha's one), that's probably why it feels better.
Haha fair enough, maybe it's because I can't hold her entire body with one hand and jerk myself off with it.
uhh no i paid like 12 bucks for it hang on ill find it
amazon.com
$7 plus shipping its even cheaper now.
Just to throw this out there as well, because your lube is a very important part of these things. It can ruin a good toy if you have shit lube. As I have tried so many types over the years, Jo h2o is the best I ever had and I swear by it.
Women love it too. It lasts longer and doesn't get sticky.
Well worth the money.
this was the best one i tried.
also pic related
Paloqueth makes AMAZING toys. Don't use oil lube, it makes them fall apart. I use Aquaphor and they stay in pristine condition for months.
>Paloqueth
thanks!
that is hilarious and indigenous at the same time, though, most of us with girth would destroy that thing, no question. I know I would pop it.
>inb4 stop bragging
That's actually very important. Always use water based lube.
see
I recently bought a Zolo Masturbator Cup, does anyone know if i can use it several times? Or is it a one-use only?
They probably are Tenga-like
Supposed being "one-use-only", but if you clean then you can keep them a lil while before they get wrecked
Any toy recomendation?
Preferably reusable and economic
I dunno, I'm in the same situation as you are.
Looking for a cheap and cool toy.
Won't spend 50bucks on a fleshlight, too expensive.
I was thinking the same thing while watching that, my dick is too fat.
Same, I'd be scared it pops like a balloon over my dick.
I bet that would hurt
Years ago, I bought a cheap pocket pussy. I ripped the opening the first time I used it with my thickness.
that's why i use that Tenga egg thing. That motherfucker can seriously stretch.
link?
I should try it out. I have a fleshlight, but it's a pain to clean. How thick?
I had that exact toy. It's awesome as long as you keep it lubed up. Definitely not as durable as some of the more expensive toys, especially if you plan to use it regularly. I ended up fucking a hole in the back of mine.
i got one it works great only thing with me was i had to cut a hole in the bottom cause it was to small
I think I'm like 6 around, last time I checked. I could be completely wrong because I don't make a habit of measuring myself. I have a larger head than my shaft too.
Just get one. It's worth it.
I'm 6 around too, though my head is smaller than my shaft. It'd work for me.
no one have the pic where he makes one out of a condom , cotton and s bottle?
Haha longboy
im not that long i dont think
I've seen that, but don't have it.
Haha
samefag