Waifu claim thread

waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules

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>kicked from discord
Thanks guys

Claimed again. Hey everyone

Claimed

Still here

Still at work

Also Shiro in case you didn't see my last post in previous thread, I don't even know what discord is but you're cool enough for me bb

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I pay the cable bill, but they're always trying to find BS reasons to make me pay more, despite the fact I make the least in the house. I don't like to leach either really. Also, nice doge. Looks like a comfy bed.
Thanks!
I had a cat. It's still around, but I can hardly call it mine. It's practically a stray at this point just because it never lets anyone touch it and only comes around to eat at this point.
I'll be your irl friend. Where you live mang? I'll add you to the list of people I need to visit.
It's always a worry that I have because I can talk a tad too much at times.

Ya, she's got arthritis though, so I can't really take her for walks. Minor stuff like that she's good with though. Honestly, if she didn't wimped after walks, you'd never assume she had it.

A few people in there do that. That's just the one I see post most.

I got one of their albums before I came to work, gotta give it a listen over.

Seems like it!

Pffffft, the true form of Birb.

Shiki claimed.

Remidner that Roadhog is the best Overwatch.

nebraska
but then i'd have to socialize with another human being
not to be rude, as you seem very nice, but i shall decline

You're welcome

It's all about those mercy plays.

Mio

Claimed

I'm going to go to the zoo with some friends today, celebrating the end of exams

Mmkay, let me know if you change your mind.

>Heading home, will reply to anyone when there.

Claiming Maki

He's the sweetest doge I've ever met, and I'm sure the bed is comfy but honestly he can get comfortable almost anywhere. If you're ever down in the Southeast, let me know. I'll show you some solid spots to ride up in the mountains.

What a qt

Nice, have fun!

Milinda claim
>Overwatch lurk

Hooking and instagibbing Mercy is fun yes.

It's the discord for the overwatch players desu
they posted it there because they're lazy shits

>Playing overwatch with the fags
>get to play something other than mercy/tank because teammates vary in picks
>really enjoying my time
>aunt comes home, uses phone, uncle comes out of room and uses phone, grandma uses phone
>800 ping
Is it wrong to dream?

Yeah I figured. I was just listening to them talking
>my name was faggot cunt

I always try to avoid going near Roadhog, that hook really is something

If anyone's playing overwatch I can join if there's any free spots

>Hooking and instagibbing Mercy is fun yes.
You're the worst kind of sadist

Akiko claimed

KIRINO IS FAGGOT CUNT

#prayforKaren

Someone wants to join you fucking nerd

>name not being Subway Orgy

Join us on Discord you fag, we need another shit to complete our master plan comp

I know

Im not leaving for another half hour or so, figured I would see who is on


Are we doge posting?
Fran

Hello there.

Nah it's fine. I enjoy the conversation.

Well shit. At least she isn't completely immobile.

Hmm, well let me know if you can flag him down.

Sweet, there stuff was pretty based.

That is a special talent too have.

Have fun man. Don't fall into the Gorilla exhibit :^)

>Best idol claimed

Add Faayne#2173

You forgot 'a'

But yeah I was just listening to you guys talking.
>is that weird

I like faggot cunt because it describes what I am.

I also like Mei.
I'm guessing her went Tracer

Discord link? Or something, it's been a while since I used discord.

Hey there!

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i like Subway Orgy because it's my name

He* fuck

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>is that weird
not really
it's a comfy feel
like getting pocket dialed by someone at a party. you know?

>absolutely disgusting

I'm on, fran. Hoping for some conversation desu, what can ya give!?

Claiming Hilda

In the field with the pipe
Moving work all night like
Yessir

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It is always time to dogepost.
>one more for new thread

And suddenly whole thread is OW

>renge

A KIRINO IS FAGGOT CUNT
It's only a tad weird
You could've just joined us of course

Discord tag so you can join our sausage fest Overwatch
Just add me, it's AkikoBestGirl#0014

Don't worry, I'll fall into the anaconda one


What is your favorite animal?

Best Hilda is Hot Ice Hilda.

Thanks, I'll add you now

Just added

The panther desu, been in love with it for so long!
After I discovered the "panther" didn't actually exist I guess I like all the roaring cats, the jaguar especially though.
What about you?

bring me back a sting ray
or something from aquarium, highly prefer the sting ray though
maybe a penguin

Here.

Last time I visited home my sister was using the wifi on her smart TV... along with the laptop resting on her lap. And the smartphone in her hand...

DA FUQ! CALM DOWN!

There?

Pushing work through the trap
Things go wrong and make the gat clap

Add me from ingame overwatch please.

What is his/her name? So cute!

Big cats are pretty cute

I'll see what I can do

Where?

>sting ray
>steve irwin intensifies

>Nobody's claimed Nikaido

Hah, suckers, all mine.

Whoops just did that.

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Dude I know right?
And you just know they're leaving youtube videos loading in like 4-5 tabs too, background apps and all that shit
It's frustrating! A little care makes everyone happy!

What's poppin? Kek, besides OW.

>Anaconda
Are you going to do this while you're in there?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-znKiVwyk

>claiming yume

Working out of Baskin Robbins, pushing 31 flavors of ice cream.

Never close.
Never out.

It's a he, his name is Willie. 15 year old Dachshund, I've had him since I was 7.

>renge

Claimed Rory-sama. Man am I hungry rn, but its midnight and shit

No.
Here.

Not much, I was planning to practise with drawing as recommended. You?

Will do! I think I got a few in Pennsylvania Ima see, so I can go a few states around it.
Yay~

Ya, love her. Gunna be real sad when it's her time, and I know that'll be soon.

Haha, if he likes it he'll make it.

Agreed. Reminds me of the heavier Shinedown stuff.

Is it?

NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR! I hit a new speed record on my bike of 101, AND passed up 20 cars on an uphill by hugging the side of the road because they were stuck behind a work truck. And my cameras battery is dead. WHY IS IT DEAD WHEN ALL THE NEAT STUFF HAPPENS?!

Hi chef bro

If those are lyrics I googled them and couldnt' find anything
or do you actually work at baskin robbins?

101 miles?
Sup.

>Rory-sama

Well, they are lyrics. And you won't find anything.

Lebanon must not have a giant narcotic problem.
Or different slang.

Work, ice cream, think about it.

Super great taste! Amazing manga


Basically, noodles are super chill

Aw, so cute!

My doge is named Cayenne Pepper, she is about 3. She is some sort of mutt. She might be autistic though.


She tries to hide bones in the middle of the room, is scared of blue Christmas lights, and loves american cheese singles

Oh, that makes sense

Drugs desu?
However, why wouldn't I find anything?
narcotic problem is pretty bad in lebanon desu. The issue is that the leaders are using that as an explanation to where the money is going lol
"Yeah we can't really re-pave the roads or check on the food supplies or clean the overflow of trash because we're fighting the war against drugs"
lol k

Back from work? How's the kitchen looking?

See ya nig nogs

101 mph.

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>"Yeah we can't really re-pave the roads or check on the food supplies or clean the overflow of trash because we're fighting the war against drugs"

Sounds like you guys took lessons from Reagan's wife.

And yes, drugs. Won't go into detail, but man I want out of this game. No legitimacy except between illegitimate people.

Seriously. The stress is overwhelming some times.

Things go wrong in the trap
Hit the floor and make the gat clap.

You draw? That's pretty cool man. Mine look like they were drawn by a person with cerebral palsy. Eh not much going on, just sitting around till I pass out.

Yep, it's all good.

Enjoy it while it last. Make some good memories.

Ah, well there's no way he can resist those two qts.

Don't know much about there current stuff though.

Yes it is! You can find aspects no-one else does. That makes them special. Haha, just like last time. Too awesome for the world.

>Reagan's wife.
Elaborate on this, desu?

Understand the lyrics now, though. Does it get dangerous, desu?

Been back a while. Kitchen was cleaned, had a minor pants shitting moment, sorted that out, then got home and chilled. Now Im still hungry at 12:30 am.
I did that tonight too.
>coming up to a speed camera
>this guy had been hugging my back right in the right hand lane for a good kilometre
>was keeping an eye on him going past the camera
>as we pass, his car shudders and jumps forward
>little shitbox
>'you wanna go, lets go!'
>double downshift into 9k rpm
>take off past him in a matter of moments
>hit 180 kph
>hes way far back
>fucked him right up fam

That's a super cute name Fran! And I love quirky dogs. My last one had a bizarre routine he would follow every single night at dinner that involved doing laps around the entire house.

>renge

>minor pants shitting moment
gonna need the dish on this

never mind lol

What's everyone up to now?

I'm learning to draw. I've been off and on for about 2 years, but I'm not picking it up well. Hopefully in a few months I'll have some art to show off.

US President Ronald Reagan's wife initiated a campaign called D.A.R.E. to help combat drug use in teens and inner city youths.

Now Nixon will always be the forefront to the war on drugs, but his was a political campaign platform. He used the war on drugs to gain votes.

Reagan did nearly the same thing.

Our Drug War is up there in tax dollar spending. And guess what? There is no clear evidence on who has the advantage.

Drugs get into the US, they are made here, we even put our rambunctious children on speed to get them so up they crash.

And Pharm companies give less shits than some local dealers.

They will sell you a pill that causes cancer but relieves stomach cramps.
A liquid that will cancel your cough but give you an opiate addiction.

They will feed your opiate addiction just to cut you off, over night.

And I get the bad rap.

No candy for the kids, no loans, no third parties.

You want something, I can get it.

Hey DEA, ATF, FBI and NSA-kun. You're waifu and department a shit.

hearthstone and music
what about you?

I will, like I said, gotta get her a pulley toy. Then I can play with her while I'm on the desktop.

If he does, he's insane. No way he could!

I'll give their latest album a go over later.

I suppose so, I think I just like the oddest stuff.

That's just not fair. That camera gets to sit on the charger for the whole time I'm asleep because of this.

Haha, my bike doesn't have that much pull past 60, it's more of a steady increase. So hitting that fast was truly a rare event. I'll have the helmet mount soon, we'll see how fast I can go with it. And soon the ZX while we're on the topic of fast.

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Listening to these fuckers in the Discord.
Somewhat entertaining.

Also some music

On a bus. Trying to get home

Alright
>doing final check
>looking down at storage fridge
>no lights
>thefuck.png
>next fridge
>also out
>so is our storage freezer
>docket printer too
>check breaker
>nogood.jpg
>call boss
>'shits not going right fam'
>'hang tight, gotta be interstate tomorrow for a wedding'
>30 minutes pass
>electrician appears
>finds circuit breaker
>myfacewhenIaccidentallyplayedwiththepublicbuildingscircuits
>checked out power points
>I accidentally got water in the printers power pack from spraying the wall in its general direction
>why was the power pack dangling from the power point.gif
>dry out the power pack and connectors
>everything works now
That wasnt the pants shitting moment Karen. That was the adrenaline fuck some poor bastard up moment.

Dio-sama

A naked body covered in chocolate may look seductive and tasty, but after a while the chocolate just feel disgusting after having eaten so much of it.

Kyouko claimed.

The way you talk is really cool.
Kind of like someone preaching in a dark alley, desu.

So Reagan, Nixon and the wife are all liars, got it desu.
I understand these lyrics now
>Minor drug offenders fill your prisons you don't even flinch
>All our taxes paying for your wars against the new non-rich

Can you explain the gate scandal that nixon did? Newgate or something, desu.

>shit's not going right fam
Had a laff
lmao if the shit didn't work though would they have made you pay for all the equipment?

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What are they talking about?
I only heard akiko's screeching for a few minutes before someone starting using the internet, desu.

High as a kite.
Getting all fucked up on white, sir.

This shit shines bright.
Glow in the dark, you can find your bump by the moon light.

I know I'm bored when I pretend tobe a rapper.

Watergate?

I don't know for sure, but he tapped some important rooms, got caught, and was impeached.

No but I would have lost my job. After helping to replace all the prep in those fridges.

>Rory-sama

With Watergate every conversation he had in the oval office he recorded without telling the people whom he had conversations with.

How long until you get home?

Akiko is screaming about overwatch and now they're talking about WoW

Lets not forgot the biggest part of the story.

The mole who gave up the evidence had the alias of DEEPTHROAT

Lol. Sup Forums circa 1960

i wish i could see that face with me over her

This is now a Koala thread.