Gomenasai, my name is Kazamiyuzi-Sama I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
dat early audio desync, i hope it wasnt baked into the original music video
Hudson Perez
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Jason Ross
>not a single RIP ken sama
Parker Ortiz
I know this is pasts but >sword license We don't have these in America. We're not some shitty totalitarian country. (yet)
Chase Cox
wonder if the end scene would fly today with everybody screaming pedo all the time
Isaiah Roberts
Holy shit can this be a cringe thread now?
Daniel Gomez
lol 687636090
John Morris
Everybody post signfield
Henry Rivera
oops.
Zachary Parker
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Carter Johnson
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Oliver Johnson
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Julian Stewart
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Isaac Ross
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Logan Gray
Damn reverse weeaboo. Or...what what the hell would you call this?
Dylan Wright
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Blake Sanchez
>bait
Lucas Sullivan
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Noah Gomez
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Owen Long
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Blake Diaz
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Luke Roberts
RIP in peace, Ken-sama.
Sebastian Garcia
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Cooper Gonzalez
Sidn't this guy die or something?
Anthony Phillips
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Mason Moore
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Andrew Diaz
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Jeremiah Roberts
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Caleb Wright
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Julian White
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Brandon Wood
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Leo Rogers
>implying Kensama can be killed by conventional methods
Pretty sure that would take a shaman or something.
Caleb Sanders
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Camden Taylor
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Jordan Flores
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Julian White
Yep. I can't remember if it was an earth quake, or a tidal wave caused by an earthquake.
RIP in peace, Ken-sama.
Aaron Diaz
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Caleb Martin
Good luck in Japan!
Caleb Bailey
More Signfield please
Justin Rivera
>High School? You're 27.
Dylan Myers
Ancient copypasta, but still funny.
What isn't funny is I actually live in Japan and I swear to fuck that I've met someone just like this guy, for real. They exist.
Jason Lopez
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Eli Johnson
Hakuna Matata Kazamiyuzi-Sama my name is Jumbo Gumbo
I'm a 27 year old American afriboo(african fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my stone tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior African games. (Starving to death, Aids, Ball in a cup)
I train with my bostaff every day, this superior weapon can't cut clean through anything because it's a stick, and is vastly inferior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my bostaff license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Hibbity and Bibbity dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their tribal codes, which I follow 100%
When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Congo to not attend a prestigious college because there isn't one. I hope I can make it to age 50!
I don't own any clothes, so I don't wear anything around town. I want to get used to walking around butt naked before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I make clicking noises and rape my elders and seniors as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Africa!
Luis Taylor
Jesus Christ how horrifying
Tyler Stewart
YOU'D BEST START BELIEVING IN WEEABOO
YOU'RE on a website that specifically panders to them.
Isaac Martinez
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John Sanders
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Matthew Moore
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Owen Sanders
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Caleb Peterson
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Gavin Morris
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Christian Phillips
素人
Brayden Scott
Howdy Kazamiyuzi-Sama, Howdy Jumbo Gumbo. My name is Kenichi Smith.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
Leo Garcia
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Nolan Brooks
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Robert Allen
i thought this was ken-sama
Ryder Wood
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Jackson Perez
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Grayson Gomez
Video of your katakana cutting clean through steel please You're a fag and you know it I've been training hema for a number of years now and I can tell you that every weapon has its unique strengths and weaknesses. There is no such thing as a universally superior weapon.
Justin Russell
Newfags Newfags everywhere
Zachary Peterson
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Easton Harris
I love this pasta
Isaac Adams
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Nolan Garcia
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Charles Collins
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Justin Cox
HA! hu-hmmm, not funny
Carson Price
My weebery is not up to par. I own only one of those books.
Cameron Ross
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Cameron Jenkins
Noice
Isaiah Richardson
Stupid Fat Neckbeard pedo detected
Lucas Harris
all these newfags are making me sad. RIP ken-sama
Benjamin Powell
Stupid faggot tumblrina with shit memes detected.
Nathaniel Gomez
OH SHIT WHADDUP!
Lincoln Sanders
Being this new
Landon Moore
Hory shit OP kun, you tried to serve us copy-pasta thats been out of date for years.
Fucking newfag cancer
Elijah Lee
>I'm a 27 year old. >I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School
Wtf?
Jacob Rivera
Wow i haven't seen this since last summer
Noah Mitchell
you took the bait user, you just couldnt resist could you
Everyone screaming about how this is old and pathetic copypasta, but forget all of that, you just shoved the whole bait, hook, sinker, and line down your mongoloid gullet.
Nicholas James
Love a good fag troll post, always makes me smile. ty OP. If the post is real then good god damn, what a faggot. Superior fag.