>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
Lift more
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You know what made me normal? Doing a huge dose of acid. So much happened and I spiraled out of control for months, but during this process I found who I was and decided that I wanted more.
I'm too intelligent to lift.
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Get a GED and get in shape to join the military.
get some job training(like plumbing or shits) and earn more money
>TFW 20 years old loser
>TFW barely graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW no job
>TFW skeletal
>TFW virgin
>TFW struggle lifting 40+ pounds
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I even have a song now:
vocaroo.com/i/s0Pum4OaOtkL
Jesus, you're fucking gay and autistic
>TFW no one will write me song
oh looks this canadian rerddits back
Lol spam enough they might
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Tumblr actually
>How can I become normal?
Go to Ukraine.
Will I be welcome there?
1. Australia
2. Yes
find a job, purposefully go about finding one that is hard work, regardles of pay, like phisical work or something that to you seems mentaly difficult, or both
go out among people, it is statisticaly impossible that you will not meet females attracted to you
every time your mind starts telling you something isnt possible for you, that you cannot do something, that you would rather not, that you dont know how etc... thats exactly pointing the way to what you have to do
it will not be possible for you to just do these things right away because youre completely stuck, one way to get gradualy unstuck is to do random out-of-character shit, shit that 'isnt you' this breaks down your imaginary personality, which is what is holding the rest of your organism back
remember you are not a person, organisms are not persosns, persons are secondary, byproducts, irrelevant
Sure.
Hohol males not good looking at all, you will fit. Hohol chiks are hot and slutty.
Could I join Azov?
Move out of St. Johns
Sure but, instead of fucking hot chicks it's you who will be fucked then.
fuck off you fucking faggot
Can I form my own elite battalion then?
I know where to get private funding for our endeavours.
Sorry I can't listen to Croats.
What you did to Serbia was wrong.
pick one buddy
I pick /fit/
Then go, leaf
I was already there.
A /fit/ poster made a song for me, even.
vocaroo.com/i/s0Pum4OaOtkL
Just start with something. Why dont you just get a drivers lisence? Dont you just drive with automatic transmission anyway over there? Its pretty damn easy them.
What would be the point of driving manual?
Is it just to show off as le edgy street racer?
*parp*
The transmission on every vehicle that matters (trucks, tractors, even fucking tanks) are all manual. It's a skill and takes you like 4 hours to develop, your mentality is fucking pathetic
But why? What benefit does it serve?
I live in a city. I would be sitting in traffic 80% of the time I am driving.
Would it really be worth it to constantly have to fuck with it? what practical benefit does it serve?
>trucks, tractors, even fucking tanks
Hmmm oh in that case.... No you fucking retard i don't intend to ever drive a truck, tractor or tank.
What the fuck?
Okay, what about bikes? or the bunch of advantages manual cars still have over auto?
You get more power out of the engine. And the largest benefit in europe is that you can drive any car because most cars are manual.
>or the bunch of advantages manual cars still have over auto?
WHICH ONES
That's what I'm asking. what practical benefit does it serve.
>You get more power out of the engine
I don't need much power when I'm stuck in traffic 90% of the time.
>And the largest benefit in europe is that you can drive any car because most cars are manual.
I don't live in the Islamic Union of Europe.
And it uses less gas per mile.
Overall more reliable, less power loss, cheaper to buy and maintain. Autos are like a spoon while manual is like a swiss army knife. And as I said, it's a useful skill that takes just a few hours to master. Anyways, the norwegian here didn't told you to learn manual
Plus its more fun. You are in control of the vehicle. Youll get better acceleration and be more aware of how the car works.
sounds gay as fuck
I guess Europeans like to have something similar to a suction dildo in their car at all times in case of an emergency.
>Can I form my own elite battalion then?
No.
This is true. Why dont you just get an automatic drivers lisence? Its easy as fuck, and takes only a few hours to learn.
Of course a leaf would defend the kind of transmission only disabled people and women use on most countries
Why not?
What is the process necessary to form a battalion?
I have military experience, 5 years in the FFL and in Soviet-Afghan war
Also I have experience playing WoW arenas and css and 1.6