What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone?

What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone?
>abandoned ex gf in some random staircase while she was drugged up (i didnt drug her)
>punched an ex in the face after she told me she fucked another guy
>pee'd in some kids mouth during 6th grade camp
>tricked some cute weeaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load
>gave some one meth and told them it was coke
>i dont seed my torrents

This one whit cookie is fucking amazing

kicked the shit out of some degenerate alcoholic who was yelling at his GF on the side of the road calling her a cunt, twat, etc.
we pulled a u turn and he started running but we tackled him and stomped on his fucking head, i broke his cranium in 16 pieces, still on probation for it.

>i dont seed my torrents
thats pretty fucked up dude

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>i dont seed my torrents

well fuck you edgelord.

>be me
>at a party
>frat type bros in the kitchen
>brought a six pack of MGD
>bros try to take my beer but I head them off
>devise plan
>finish a beer
>take empty bottle to bathroom
>piss in the emplty bottle and twist cap back on
>replace bottles in the six pack as i finish them
>repeat the process until all beers are actually my piss
>check back at the end of the night to realize all the beers i left are now gone

>tricked some cute weeaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load

Horrible.

you sound like a shit op.
hooray feminism.

>this guy's girlfriend leaves him becuase he is a total shit
>we're not really close but after he's been stuck in her ass for over a year he's got no friends so he comes to me for support
>he wants to meet up all the time, calls me everyday and whines about having nothing to left to live for
>everytime we meet he just cries about her, being a dick in general and doesn't care about anyone
>tell him he is a shitty person and no wonder she left him
she called me later that night telling me she had to talk him out of jumping off a roof.
>also pressured a chick into swallowing my semen. you know how it is.

Broke up with my girlfriend on her dads funeral, and on the way home I accidentally ran her cat over.

>she hates me kek

this is just being a shit person

Holy fuck I laughed. That's terrible

Introduce couple of friends to Sup Forums.

Welcome to the 21st century pal.

>i dont seed my torrents
fucking bastard

merican beer or piss

no difference

I keep this friend around and use him do things for me, take me anywhere I want, buy me things etc.
I know he's into me but I don't find him attractive.

sometimes he fades away, I just text him with a bit of 'miss u' or 'it's been a while, I'm worried about you'. then he's back.

wtf man how could you not seed your torrents

Bump

>go to prom with friends
>one of my friends is really in love with this bookworm girl, like head over heels with her
>ceremony starts
>we all get to dance and music is starting
>he wants to ask her out
>hes nervous and starts sweating
>tries but chickens out and goes to the bathroom
>other friends follow him
>all alone now
>go to chick and ask her out
>we dance
>friends comeback
>friend sees me with his crush dancing and hugging
>shes still my gf
>his face was priceless

rape this bitch

> I had girlfriend who were in other city
> the girl from picture is my best friend
> I fell in love with her since I met her 10 years ago
> always in friendzone
> We go to a party with my best friend (pic) and she get drunk
> she fall asleep and totally drunk
> I fuck her pussy twince
> cum in seconds
> never told to anyone

fucking white knight. didnt get any pussy, did you?

next he'll be saying he had sex with someone for the sole purpose of procreation.

Doesn't seed his torrents, indeed!

Catfished a girl for three and a half years online from long distance chatting, skyping, calling but only used her for nudes and to get me off. She told me she loved me constantly I lied and said I did to would use it to get her to send me pictures and shit "if you love me you'll" she put her life on hold for me but then I got a actual gf and stopped talking to her checked back half a year later had hundreds of messages i contacted her back said I got arrested for drug dealing but I'm back now had her send nudes of her sister said to prove she still loves me and had her send me cash she stole from her parents how ever much she could get (her family was loaded) said if she did I'd be able to fly down to her get a job and live with her once I got it I got a new phone deleted all the accounts and never talked to her again. I was 15-18 she was 13-16

How exactly do you "trick" someone into sucking your dick?

Extortion most likely

>tricked some cute weaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load.
How?

Revealing the most obscure secret my best friend had because he betrayed me with my gf.
Now everybody hates him and he has suicidal thoughts

Do you think assholes didn't exist since the dawn of mankind? You are a massive pussy bro

You two should just become a couple. Even if you are not a homosexual it really seems like he cares for you and is worth keeping close.

Fucking white knight retard. Abd u got in trouble for it too lmao how stupid can you be?

You're a fucking idiot

>yfw the girls was a cheating whore (or something of that magnitude) and the shouting was called for

moar pics?

>>tricked some cute weeaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load


explain

Tell us the secret faggot

>Demand greentext op

>I was assfucking my gf one time and felt bored so I peed in her ass. Shit was funny as hell, took me like 4 minutes to limp down enough to do it.

>Peed in a Vodkabottle and made punch for a whole party.

>Baked a 3 story Cake for my sisters ex sons baptism. Jerked off in the cake, her whole family ate my cum.

>Got a couple of older guys arrested when I was a kid after they threatened to beat me up in a mall by stealing cigarettes and giving them, then telling them they were stealing it.

> Once at a sport tournament I was competing in some guys threatened to beat us up, I fell on my bike the same day. We beat the shit out of them, the police came later and I showed them the bruises, they were already known at the police, so they were sent to Juve.

>Fucked my ex sister at her house and in her car.

Good times.

>at a party
>brought a six pack of MGD

Wild times

it's a long story so i'll explain it fast.
>went to visit my friends and my old high school because i changed schools
>noticed this cute girl hanging out by herself
>called her over and we started talking
>got her number
>months later we hung out at some park
>tells me shes never kissed a guy or anything
>asked her out then and there
>told her to blow me because thats what girlfriends do
>she did it
>went home and never spoke to her again
i got drunk one night and messaged her i loved her, she told me to fuck off and because of me shes afraid of men
lol

Cucked a dude in hs when his gf had a crush on me. I just asked her if she wanted to fuck and she agreed. Ended up calling him from her phone and leaving it close by so he could hear her moan. I was just being a bro and letting him know his girl is a ho

Here's one. One time I went to the bathroom
>And didn't wash my hands

He/she doesn't find him attractive. Follow the story dumbass

> After a business deal gone sour these dudes were trying to crush us. I hacked into their mail and framed them for theft. They are both in jail now.

You monster

idk

Whats the secret?

>i dont seed my torrents

I hope you die...
In flames

I bought and planted heroin on a roommate at a bar that was a bully and wouldn't move out.
Getting caught with heroin here is like a year in jail.

sent few porn-clips of me and aMILF to their husband

Go back to 9gag.

Eh... like the equivalent of introducing someone to funnyjunk these days.

Well... he was gay and he was used to hang out with a lot of guys and now hes alone because they dont whant to be hes friends anymore.

>ex sister
H-how does one get out of being someone's sister?

I once got into a fight with my ex.
>I took the labels off her make up and let her play guess the lipstick

I'm not him, but my decryption skills tell me he meant to say "ex's sister".

White knight faggot. You deserve getting put in jail

I saved a bunch of selfies from a thread here, then when I knew my ex was on a date with her new boyfriend I started sexting him saying last night was great cum back tonight for more and stuff

>the breakup was instant and intense,
>she came running back to me that night

You fucking asshole. Someone did the meth/cocaine thing to me when I was 16

>Guy gets cocky with me on facebook
>Find out where he works
>Send his manager a messaged from user email that he watchs child porn and i will go to the media if they don't fire him
>fired next day

Somehow they believed me

lmao your girl cheated on your with a fag?
fucking beta

About a month ago I was at a party and I thought it wouod be funny to piss and shit in the tank of a toilet, no one new it was me and everyone thought it was this autistic guy who did it it caused drama but was funny as fuck, I also threw up in the tank too every time they flushed the toilet bowl filled with dirty water

Well played

They never said their sex.
>implying

That's god's work you're doing their son.
She wants to fuck can't blame you for doing it, but letting the bro know his bitch is a ho is right decent of you.

He didnt cheated on me,he made another guy cheat on me. Now im twice beta

...

There are 7 girls around the world that think there is a guy in LA that loves them passionately
None of them knows of the existence of the other 6 obviously
Of course I just want them moods
I have basically become their perfect guy, so much so that they will never be able to find love again if I left them

Steal pictures of a dude, his wife, and his mistress... plus 3000 email correspondences between them all detailing the affair and how they're running around behind the wifes back. Release all on Sup Forums.

My sister left her wow account on
>Made Her character a whore on Moon Guard

Ran a train on a buddy's wife while he was passed out drunk from partying to hard.
She kept begging to get fucked so myself and 10 other guys at this party covered her in cum.

She got pregnant and told him it was his

No!

I took a shit on a girl while we were in a 69.
It wasn't on purpose, it was leaky and she freaked, bit my dick and my ass juice leaked in her eyes and up her nose.
After she pushed me off her, she started crying and I just kept blasting ass gas in rythm. Y'know, like barp.. barp.. barp... barp.. barp.

It wasn't my proudest moment, she was my crush when I was 17.
She never wanted to see me again and is probably sexually scarred. She was a virgin at the time.
I haven't seen her in about three years.

trips demand anwsers

>be me
>10 year old memester
>friend leaves pokemon cards at my house
>mine now
>show and tell at school
>show of newly acquired cards
>friends goes ape shit
>teacher told him to be quiet
>TFW I'm scum

checked user

Terrorized my classmates and many other ppl i knew for many, many years. But not this normal bully-stuff - i really fucked them up. Several of them had long lasting psycholigical issues bc of me, some probably til today. Still gets me thinking...

oh shit nigga checked!

scum

>gave someone meth and told them it was coke

A guy I used to be friends with did this to me. I lost the plot and knocked some poor bastard unconscious when he asked me if I wanted a beer.

In Afghan on 3rd tour, shit was hitting the fan, got a bead on three guys in a compound, I called in air support.
3 really fucking big booms later we walk in to proceed on our way.
Four whole (and I mean whole) families were inside.
Most were still in one piece, three guys dead too, diagnosed with PTSD and a personality disorder now.
Feel I deserved it.

I regularly fuck with homeless people. Its pretty bad when I'm drunk, and I've been arrested a few times for it.

Hajis deserved it.

sauce?

>tricked some cute weeaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load

How do you 'trick' someone into blowing you and swallowing? Were they under the impression they were NOT blowing you?

>be a grandmas place
>working in the garden
>find a mouse while working on the compost heap
>think quick
>remember seeing mousetraps in the attic
>assume she doesn't like mice
>smash it with a shovel
>go inside for a break
>grandma: "did you find the mouse nest in the compost heap? It's a whole family, they just had babies"
>mfw I killed the mother

Ha! Nothing
This kid in high school was super into yugioh. Had this rare Egyptian God card. The yellow one.
>Left his bag to go take a dump
>I rummage through it
>Take a sharpie and make a moustache over it
He is autistic and went ape on me. Teacher said he was getting too angry and had to go to the councilers.
>Clocked me in the jaw, broke glasses
>He got arrested by campus police

>687641513
i salute you sir. doing similar except i'm 45 and she is...younger

Samefag

Jesus trips

>accidentally sharted in some guy's mouth while he was sleeping
>broke up my friend's 5 year relationship because I wanted to fuck his girlfriend. I fucked her at least 20 times while she was on the rebound.
>throatfucked a girl until she threw up. she couldn't say the safety word because my cock was all the way down her throat. oops lel
>pissed on a homeless person while I was shitfaced
>set an angry goose loose in someone's dorm when they pissed me off, held the door shut so they couldn't get out

fuck like violence or fuck like sex?

Add: The wife is now an internet known face. Had to shut down all her public social media accounts, but I think she often is trolled. Mistress got divorced from her husband she was lying to.

Michelle's

catfished girl for 2 years
got her to do crazy things like eat her own poop and drink her pee every single time she had to go for days on end.
Told her the truth, then she ended things and got a bf within a week.
I pretended to be suicidal and she agreed to let me do whatever i wanted.
I went over to her and my dreams came true & I got to do whatever I wanted.
I then blackmailed her with all the stuff i had on her and kept for another few months until she finally moved

I've done the same, no train though, was only 3 of us on her.
pic related

War is hell

there is no way there was as much piss as beer so all the bottles could not have been full of piss

So close to quints
Who is this woman?

>Obvious femanon is obvious
Awh fuck off m8. Praying on the weak is a shit quality and you're a fucking cunt for using him and giving nothing back. Least you could do is blow him once in a while.