Trips decides what I do to gf's bird

Trips decides what I do to gf's bird.

I'm not going to hurt it

Take it out to dinner

let the bird go outside

give it sexually favors.

Give the bird a massage like you'd do to a nigger hanging on a cross.

Teach it to sing a really annoying song

Set it free and let it do what it wants, its natures pet anyways.

TEACH IT TO SING KING OF CARROT FLOWERS PART 2

I think I got a better idea, yell the Rick roll meme lyrics out loud to it.

Cum on it

WINRAR

Really? I'd go for that if you wouldn't yell the lyrics for it, but I'll roll for that

Teach it to emulate her phone's ringtone.

ehh newfag

set it free

Spin your ballsack while listening to lemon party's music in front of it in the nude, if you're as badass as Kim Jong Un.

This shit if I get trips. Take vid and post too.

Why thank you for the idea. Why not fresh prince either?

Make a leash for it and take it out for a walk

If its friendly enough, take it out, let it sit on your finger and "scratch" its head feathers.

Birds love it, its a bonding experience. Dont "scratch" too deep in, or you'll be moving its head around by it's neck.

You can use your thumb and middle finger to rub either side of its head and it will love this more

Only if its okay with you touching it though, ive got a Sun Conure myself.
While that looks like a Pineapple Conure, all birds love a good head scratch.

They do it in the wild to each other to help the new feathers come though in places the bird itself can't reach well, IE, back of its neck.

turn him upside down

Shit in your hand and slather the little fucker in it and leave it covered in shit until gf gets home, tell her he shit on you so you just leveled the playing field.

Conures lay on their back and sleep sometimes in the wild, I can imagine if he handles the bird enough, it really wouldnt mind.

hurt it

You should jerk him off and record it