be me

> be me
> no social life
> playing games, watching youtube, fap, smoking weed
> computer broke this morning
> no clue what to do
> life sucks
> everything is boring af
What to do?

How about you fuck yourself nigger

Go outside and make friends

collect seashells

what are you using right now?

Its Time OP

i didn't know they had nigger potatoes...

do you have a job? if so pursue a bigger paycheck, a new position, a better job

how?

whats wrong with your pc? best thing would be to get it running asap again

You're not bored. You're boring.

Poop

Go to the beach.
Easy for me to say... Nearest Beach is 4km away, furthest is 7...

get a job
go to school

Die

Mine is 2km

Yo you're literally me rn
Except I just can't afford Internet
Shit sucks bro.

some days, some nights, some live, some die in the way of the samurai

This, fixing computers is not that hard

Poop agai

you have job probably just befriend a coworker

This is 911 whats your emergency?

Not op but begging for a friendship at work will only make you a loser

This. whats the symptoms whats specifically is happening?

not begging just be nice and friendly to some people and see if something develops.

My hard disk corrupted this morning. Motherboard couldn't detect SATA yesterday was still fine.
Fucking sucks

I stuck my penis between my dual sli gtx970 with only 3.5 operative vram even tought ppl say its 4

I mistakenly turned off USB legacy in BIOS because my mouse wasn't responding well so I checked the settings then it went wrong like that. Now none of the usb plugs are working. I've tried CMOS reset but no help.
Do I really have to buy new motherboard?

ok then buy a new one. also buy a windows disk if you prefer or download a copy of your favorite linux dixtro.

But thats a poor advise man. You have to start from the root, and make more significant questions about you and the world. Do not seek for answers because it will drive you mad, just accept the reality and do what you feel, as a character of life, should be doing right now.

Fuck man. at least ring the manufacturers support first. My buddy's lady bricked her mobo trying to flash a new bios

Kek

Got my dick stuck in the ceiling, thought it would be cool to have my dick warm off like that by cpu fan. What do?

I spilled drinks on my keyboard, it's not working now but I don't want to buy a new one...

My speakers is not sounding well, I paid 100 bucks for that shit man now you're telling me it's broken

Furthest beach is 7km? What kind of retard are you? Why would you describe the furthest beach? It's not 7km, it's thousands. Fucking retard

I licked the cpu fan and the bitch cut my tongue off now there's blood all around the board so i pissed a bit to clean the mess but i got electrocuted.

wait until the erection goes down you should be able to free yourself

Put it in the washing machine but put in a cup of dawn soap instead of laundry detergent. let air dry

Long story short, Windows 8 update service is not working, it's a legit copy I paid. I've tried recovery but still it's stuck there. Like what the fuck?

hang out with your dealer
start selling, you'll make all kinds of friendes and youll be making more money

My dick got stucked....

My laptop brole my computer. He's a badass Hp pavilion just so you know

Op here sry guys was fapping

My laptop cant read the hard disc

I'm a dick, so i got stuck inside this computer.

No job atm but looking for one

I saw a really good porn then I got too excited so I rammed my erected cock into the monitor, it shattered the screen glass. The screen is still twitching colours, how do I fix it

Living in austria no beach

If your MB has a ps2 port, buy a PS2 keyboard from goodwill and plug it in.

But i don't enjoy playstation.....

Where the fuck do you get a ps2 keyboard these days

modified register and didnt do backup

Boot failed and shit

Basically, man, I put a hard drive inside this box but nothing is happening it doesn't recognize it. I changed orientation of the drive to a 36° angle as described in the newfaggots.com forums but still... Smh

...

F1 is for help

It's called the internet nigger.

Isnt it f2?

Turn off computer
Open computer case
Unplug cables attached to hard drive then plug them in again
Turn on computer
If problem persist, kill yourself

I already did it "check cable connection"

I swear you it's not f2. It's clearly f2.

Buy new harddrive

> be me
> 22 year old kissless virgin
> go on tinder
> few matches
> grow small beard and update tinder
> way more matches
> get to talking with a girl I really like
> just got her number a few hours ago after a few days of talking
> tfw I could become a normal human soon

Or a new life

I dont even have enough money for food

>after days of talking
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Number of dicks u will get after she breaks with u

Im sry for you brah

So guys what should i do?
Kill myself and stream it?