Room smells like cum. How can I get rid of the smell In one week? Help guys

Room smells like cum. How can I get rid of the smell In one week? Help guys

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>How can I get rid of the smell In one week?

put whole cloves into a pot of water
bring water to a boil
let boil for 2 minutes
turn off heat and let steep until mist is gone

smell gone within minutes

also works well for smoke in the house from burning something

smells like christmas
eno longer rises from pot

bring a pot of 2 liters of water and some mint or other fragrance to a boil inside the room.

boil until the room stops smelling.

then smoke some intense.

Put your wank rags in the wash and open a fucking window. It's hardly bio-engineering, kid!

febreeze

Just embrace it

This, OP's a dumbass.

This calls for fire.

>chew on cumrags
>breathe out a lot
>the insides of your mouth will neutralize the smell
>drink glass of water.

Open a fucking window

1. boil a pot of vinegar
2. put in room
3. wait
4. ???
5. profit

and no, it will not kill you nor will it damage anything or anyone or make it worse

works like a charm

If you have a whole week, take all the stuff out of the room, ALL of it, dust, vacuum, all fabrics go in wash. Febreeze that shit. On seventh day, boil mint or clove in 2 liters of water, and let sit in your room.

I live near that park.

and mop the floor and wipe surfaces with a cloth drenched in cleaning product

this; there's no need to overcomplicate things

Do birds really chill like that?

Not op, but birds do some really weird shit so I wouldn't put it past them.

no, that just masks the smell you retard, it'll be back within a few hours.

You normally see one or two on those bollard thingys. Never see one on each one like in the pic.

Febreeze has new technology that eliminates odors instead of covering them up you retard

>falling for marketing buzzwords
>thinks people wont wonder what smell you're trying to cover up after setting off a febreeze bomb
>thinks you can get frebreeze on every surface and fabric that has the shit smell

>throw out garbage
>open windows
>wash clothes
>wipe surfaces
>vacuum floors
>mop floors

use cleaning product in mop water and for the cloth you wipe surfaces with

>thinks people wont wonder what smell you're trying to eliminate after setting off a febreeze bomb
ftfy

>thinks you can get frebreeze on every surface and fabric that has the shit smell
Clean the surfaces that have it and throw away/wash the fabrics. If you had a pile of shit in a bag and you wanted to get your room to stop smelling like it, getting rid of the source of the smell should be needless to say.