Q: If you could suck yourself off; would you ever leave the house?

Q: If you could suck yourself off; would you ever leave the house?

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Honestly no

I can its overated and only sissy faggots would do it so kill yourself anyway.

Yes, I'm not gay. Sucking a cock is about as gay as it gets.

it really hurts your back afterwards so its not even worth it

yeah it really fucks me up, i can do it but damn my back

Yes. I would need groceries and plenty of alcohol to drown out my crushing self-reproach.

There is literally a girl holding his cock and he sucks it himself. Thats the gayest you can be

yep. i've done it some years ago. it hurts your back a fuckton, it feels more like you're sicking a dick than your dick being sucked, and that shame sensation afterwards....sucking own dick sucks bro.

Sucking my own cock? Nah brah. Now if I could fuck myself in the ass daily. I would probably never see daylight again.

Nah, if i could i would do it once. Just dont like the idea of nutting in my own mouth.

so jacking off is gay too?

It can has its pros as awell a few times my dick was dirty with hairs and stuff and didn't want to shower so I licked it clean instead

yes, it's literally giving a handjob to a man

not gay idiot.

duh

Sauce? Looks like a vid.

Do you guys ever cum in your mouth? I want to but I'm too much of a sissy to try it. What's it like?

>Licking dirty cock

That is definitely not a pro but I am sure you know that and you made me laugh which I reckon was the intention.

keep telling yourself that, homo

I think.the better question would be, if you suck your own dick, where do you finish?

I can reach the tip but that's all, one time I managed to cum in my own eye and I felt a very heavy sense of shame afterwards and have never done it again.

Not if you are wearing gloves

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On your tearful shame ridden face of course.

we need to clarify this now. I dont feel comfortable with jacking off now

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yes and I still wouldn't do it.

Sucking a dick is fucking gay as fuck.

you pull out faggot and cum where you normally cum.

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Not if its your own dick idiot

In your mums ass?

I'd get bored eventually

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I can, and honestly...it isn't as great as you'd think...

I would like to draw your attention to the gif above your post. Gay. As. Fuck.

yes I will pull out then cum in her ass.... Kill youself you sound 12

Cheers

Full Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

Not gay

I am both too proud and too inflexible to do something like this, but also the back pain must be far greater than any pleasure.

Fuck no dude. I would quit my job and be a bum.

Why do you think I do anything at all? Why do to work? Why get money? Why be friendly to people? I wanna get my dick sucked, and most folks dont do it for free.

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And the ones who are free and easy tend to choose men who are handsome, and mang, I am ugly.

I've done it in my dreams several times and it was boring as fuck.

Not if you're reasonably in shape and you stretch for a couple of minutes every day.

Well if you want to get technical I didn't say homosexual. I said gay. Which technically is happy. Which I'm guessing you would be if you were getting a blowey. But it's still fkn gay dude.

Fuck me I've been watching Futurama recently and read it in his voice now whenever I see Zoidburg I'm going to think about this

The only people who think it's gay are the people who can't do it. Is sucking your finger gay too?

A finger is not a sexual organ. Nope I can't do it. I get my wife to do it when she can be fucked and has a few glasses of wine already. So take that neck beard

Your finger isn't a dick.. but yes. Sucking your finger is gay. Start sucking your first finger all factory right now! Suck it like you want your finger to ejaculate.. Gay as fuck right

Is fucking your own ass gay?

You're both faggots. You finger your asshole everyday n the shower so your just as gay as me with that logic.

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I could do it when I was 105lbs from amphetamine addiction, probably did it about 6 times total, swallowed my own load a few of those. As a previous user said it destroys your back and was kinda cool but not comparable to a girl doing it for you. Honestly more effort than its worth once the novelty wears off. Maybe it you be good jacked up on oxys to negate the back pain but then you just have dope duck so what's the point

I think Ron Jeremy says it best... Sucking your own dick doesn't feel like you have a mouth on your dick as much as it feels like you have a dick in your mouth...

Eh, it seems like that'd be underwhelming on both sides of it, what with the penis not being hard enough to stimulate the prostate- you'd essentially be wethumping yourself.

Everyone that thinks sucking your own cock is gay:

By your logic, then jacking off is gay as well.

Think about it.

jacking off IS gay

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Then that makes everyone gay in that case whats even the point. Just kill yourself weak troll

ur gay

I can suck my own cock

I leave the house every day

Still feels better than jacking off though. I don't suck it I just put my head around the lips dor 2 seconds before I'm about to cum and it feels like a girl just gave you head.

What if I suck my own dick and have a guy fondle my balls? Is that gay?

yes because there's another person involed. how stupid are you

What if he is wearing gloves and doesn't make eye contact?

When I was a teen I could get half my cock in my mouth. Felt amazing and did it all the time. Every once in a while I would cum in my own mouth and the instashame would be unreal.