Just chilling with friend. Suddendly this couples sits on the bench besides us. Dubs decide what do

Just chilling with friend. Suddendly this couples sits on the bench besides us. Dubs decide what do.

Selfbump

1. Start video recording
2. Take off pants
3. Scream "Fat landwhale" and punch that tub of lard
4. upload to Sup Forums
5. kys faggot

would probably go on with my life....

Hit the bitch

Throw something at her

Buy a new phone. Your current shitty one takes horrible pictures... dubs get faggot

Ask about her workout plan for that epic biceps.

yell lose some weight fat cunt

Compliment her on that dashing tarp

plot twist: that guy is actually you

Yell to the woman "man the harpoons, incoming land whale"

rolling for

Rub it's belly

bump

winrar

Get

checked

Scott?

let the landwhale go without idiot comments you 12 y/o fucktards...

half of /b is a landwhale
the other 1/4 is dating a landwhale and the last 1/4 has a landwhale of a mother...

maybe she's already lost a few pounds, maybe she has a problem with the spleen...

who are you to judge :-)

Yes?