Just chilling with friend. Suddendly this couples sits on the bench besides us. Dubs decide what do.
Just chilling with friend. Suddendly this couples sits on the bench besides us. Dubs decide what do
Selfbump
1. Start video recording
2. Take off pants
3. Scream "Fat landwhale" and punch that tub of lard
4. upload to Sup Forums
5. kys faggot
would probably go on with my life....
Hit the bitch
Throw something at her
Buy a new phone. Your current shitty one takes horrible pictures... dubs get faggot
Ask about her workout plan for that epic biceps.
yell lose some weight fat cunt
Compliment her on that dashing tarp
plot twist: that guy is actually you
Yell to the woman "man the harpoons, incoming land whale"
rolling for
Rub it's belly
bump
winrar
Get
checked
Scott?
let the landwhale go without idiot comments you 12 y/o fucktards...
half of /b is a landwhale
the other 1/4 is dating a landwhale and the last 1/4 has a landwhale of a mother...
maybe she's already lost a few pounds, maybe she has a problem with the spleen...
who are you to judge :-)
Yes?