Sup Forums, I rarely come here for a favor, but in my 10 years of lurking, you guys have been there for me. I come to you guys broken and in a time of need.
The past two weeks, I have had 2 entirely separate dreams of mine absolutely crushed. To top it off, I was recently injured and cant even go to work this weekend at all (I work in a restaurant). I'm stuck in my shitty apartment, in pain, and my only two friends are out of town together for an anime convention, and I'm already getting stir crazy.
One of my internet friends recently got overwatch, and has been asking me to play, but I couldn't afford it. I definitely cant now, since I'm missing an entire weekend of work. My motivation and spirits are in the fucking shitter right now.
If some kind user has it in their heart to buy me an overwatch key, it would truly turn this shitty situation around for me, knowing that, despite the ebbs and flows of the Sup Forums users, the comradery remains ever strong.
I've created a shit steam account for one of you guys to message me if you have it in your heart to help a brother in need. Here's the info:
I'm not very creative with names so I pulled something from the latest jojo since I just got caught up yesterday
Gavin King
I'll self bump a couple times since that wall of text was longer than I meant it to be, then I'll just let this thread die
Oliver Powell
how about you learn to deal with a weekend by yourself like an adult.
I'm dying from an incurable disease and I somehow manage to not blubber all over the internet like yourself.
Chase Sanchez
I wish it were that easy. But I live in constant fear that everything around me will come crumbling down before me. Given what's been happening, it just feels more and more likely. I want to take my mind off of it so badly.
Blake Miller
Also I'm sorry to hear about your situation. Can't imagine directly facing death like you are.
Matthew Martin
bumping
Jace Cook
Your problems ain't shit.
Robert Wright
So you want free shit because you're stuck inside in some pain? Dude everyone goes through shit, we all have to live through pain and deal with it, getting a free game it's going to fix your shit.
Nut the fuck up
Hunter Howard
lel fucking loser. Have some dignity
Noah Howard
I don't know if I made it clear enough, but it's a culmination of my greatest fears and shit actually happening all at once. Even though I'm fighting like hell, I honestly can't imagine a future for myself at this point.
I'm trying, but life's definitely fighting back.
yeah. I should have some, shouldn't I?
Gabriel Myers
Holy shit man, get the fuck over yourself, I've lived through cancer and came out on the other fucking side, grow a pair and stop acting like a petulant child.
You've got a roof over your head and if you can pay your net bills mean you can pay for food, you're better off than millions of others in shitty situations.
Again Nut the fuck up.
Nolan Sanders
>You've got a roof over your head and if you can pay your net bills mean you can pay for food
yeah. for about 1 more month, then I'm screwed. you're making a lot of assumptions here.
Luke Rogers
Don't worry fgt! The AIDS will be slow and painful.
Robert Moore
You don't sound like someone who has to pay for their own apartment. Nigger, you are jobless and you live with your parents
Eli Bell
>I was recently injured and cant even go to work this weekend at all (I work in a restaurant) If you cannot go to work, but have suffered ANY kind of injury that stops you from going to work you're signed off sick, depending on where you live the amount of time you get sick pay varies.
Not to fucking mention if you're "screwed" in a month then why the fuck are you going to waste peoples money on a game? Sort your shit out and stop being such a bitch about life.
Boo fucking hoo life is hard, shit hits then fan and it can suck, it's up to you to deal with that.
Oliver Davis
k
Blake Foster
my share is 350 a month, usually around 20 dollars for water, 50 for internet. Roommate takes care of electricity. paid about $125 for a full year of renter's insurance.
I don't know what specifically makes you think that, but whatever. I dont even know why im responding or using my monthly rates as "proof".
I appreciate your thoughtful response, but dude, can you not understand just wanting to get my mind off all of this bullshit for the weekend and focus on dealing with my problems when I'm physically able to reach around and wipe my own ass?
Charles Hernandez
>gib me video game lol no
Brody Wilson
read nigga. It expands yo mind, just like I expand yo mamma.
Hunter Parker
you know, strange as it seems now, the community has been here for me and pushed me through some tough times in the past (3 years ago and 5 years ago) with anonymous generosity.
Ryder Jenkins
How much do you make a month at work?
Jackson Brown
Without getting into too much detail, the amount i make fluctuates greatly, as you can probably imagine from a restaurant worker. January was the most stable month @ $833
Jonathan Garcia
Great. Now live on the streets and you wont have to spent $500 on rent, water and gas! Problem solved! Also, stop eating to save up to $100 on food and drinks!
William Lopez
Fucking first world problems.
Oh boo hoo, I can't play Overwatch! Someone plz help!!!
Ian Nguyen
actually made me laugh. thanks user
Nice reading comprehension, brother
Jordan Rivera
tl;dr
Ryder Watson
>If I type out a well written post on / b/ and manage to gain some sympathy, maybe one of these faggots will buy me a game. They're suckers, they'll do it. Nope. No.
Wyatt Wilson
But I'm not gonna buy some random a $50-60 game
Brayden Walker
lold irl
Benjamin Evans
so basicly your friends are having a better time than you. and you are in deep shit with that accident, and you want us to buy you something that you havent worked for ?
gtfo
Tyler Gonzalez
that's fair, I expect there to be cynical people such as yourself.
>$40
I can't disagree with you on that
Lucas Ward
dont correct someone if you are the one trying to beg for something.
Jackson Perry
I make 1600 month my rent is 800, car is 200, with food, credit card bills, dr bills, and taking my gf out once a week = 0.00, luckly my gf bought me overwatch with her money cry me a river fool.
Jordan Flores
Can't even post your main account?
If you say you dont' have one, come back after a few years
Aiden Myers
>I don't know if I made it clear enough, but it's a culmination of my greatest fears and shit actually happening all at once. Even though I'm fighting like hell, I honestly can't imagine a future for myself at this point.
I'm trying, but life's definitely fighting back.
Your acting like missing a weekend of work and that your friends are out of town is gonna kill you. Yeah go one and use words with more than two syllables that's sure to make us sympathize.
Camden Rivera
I absolutely have one, I just don't want my personal bullshit to come back on me because I have real life friends and even coworkers on my steam account.
I would also encourage someone to make a shit account like I did if they want to keep it anonymous.
I thought about it, but I'm losing hope on this last ditch effort fast.
This isn't just about missing a weekend at work. This isn't just about being so injured that the only thing I can do is sit on my computer (I can't even properly wipe my own ass). This isn't just about losing my backup plan for creating a future for myself. This isn't just about failing my childhood self and fucking up an old dream of mine. This isn't about barely scraping by for just a little bit longer.
This is about my motivation being destroyed by all of this shit happening in a shockingly short period of time.
Josiah Sanchez
...
Parker Rivera
Come on OP, this trick is older than the Romans themselves. post your main account or no one will care.
Jason Morgan
Sell plasma, sperm?
Nathaniel Mitchell
That doesn't work if you have as many STIs as OP from sucking cocks all day.
Luke Peterson
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Fuck Blizzard anyway, don't play that shit
Noah Carter
I appreciate your skepticism, but I would rather be ignored than give up personal information.
This man thinks. I like you. Unfortunately I'm in no physical condition for either.
Luke Cox
Who gives a shit? Have you actually posted personal info on steam? That's just stupid.
David Wilson
youre dealing with 2 weeks of pain and lonliness, try 10 years
Ryder Wright
Bro i know you smoke weed i can tell by the way you type, why not sell some pot its from the earth?
Charles Reed
This IS about a video game. A video game. A fucking video game. Asking people on a message board to buy you a video game. And posting what you believe to be legitimate reasons as to why people should buy it for you. You really do believe your own bullshit, don't you? Nobody anywhere, ever should contribute to your entertainment fund.
Zachary Miller
Apparently he thinks we're going to harrass everyone on his friends list or something
Just gives me a reason to do it, kinda
Juan Barnes
Giving that fucking dog cancer...
Luke Bennett
Are you terminally a fagot
Cameron Barnes
Come on OP, we literally cant do anything to your account. You think anonymous from 4chinz is going to steal your games and rustle your jimmies? Steam security is pretty tight, just give us your main account.
Josiah Cox
Dude, I already said that I have real life friends and coworkers added on my account. That's personal enough to me
Man, my heart goes out to you.
I've been around long enough to know how this shit works
You can twist this however you want, dude. I'm just asking for help pulling myself out of this hole.
Logan Hernandez
If he gives you his main, you'll see the other 97 games he already owns. Then nobody will feel sorry for him.
Adrian Ortiz
kek
Henry Butler
You're not asking for help you delusional fuck, you're asking for a video game. You're wasting oxygen.
Hunter Flores
I've posted my account many times and only had 1 or 2 guys try something
You're being a baby on so many levels. Sorry about your childhood dream but let's be honest - it was about time.
Blizzard still sucks, don't support them.
Gavin Kelly
Bingo.
Anthony Perez
Bro i feel for you, no one should be deprived of overwatch the game is fucking amazing. I would donate to your fund, you poor bastard.
Anthony Allen
More like 300
Cheked your kek
Lucas Walker
Thanks man. No ones ever said anything like that, it means a lot. Hope you get better soon.
Easton Green
Just post your main so that we can check you really are a poorfag. No-one gives a shit about what you do or where you live. Sure if we search long enough we could find out who you are but then what? 'OP's mom, look how poor your son is! He's begging for games! xDDDD' No-one cares what you do in your life and if you want a game you'll have to prove you aren't just pretending to be a poorfag for free games.
Josiah Gonzalez
Fair argument, but posting my main account would show you guys that I own:
CSGO DaS1 Rust MGSV Nuclear Throne Risk of Rain Terraria La Mulana Rogue Legacy Dishonored
and some more trash games. Sure I have some cool games, but theyre from years of collecting / receiving gifts.
How about I take a picture with a timestamp and my library open, just without my info shown? That should be sufficient. I'm a very paranoid person.
Right back at you, my friend.
Aiden Ramirez
You don't need to be so paranoid. Most of us are Sup Forumsros with the odd faggot. And yeah but you can get any old account with many games and post with timestamp.
Nolan Gutierrez
I wish I weren't this paranoid, but it's who I am. And by that logic, I could just link "any old account with many games" as "proof".
Jayden Robinson
>CSGO Automatic nope
Adam Jones
Yes but then you wouldn't get the game because the account I send it to wont be yours you utter faggot. Enjoy your gameless weeks OP. I'm out.
Colton Perez
dude...............overwatch isnt on steam. I just chose steam as an easy method of 1 on 1 communication. Overwatch is Battlenet.
Camden Perez
Er yeah me too, the exact same thing happened to me, please give me a $60 game too
Dylan Watson
this honestly makes me wonder how fucked this thread was to begin with since there's confusion about what platform overwatch is on
David Rivera
It's on PC, and everyone knows PC is a steam platform.
Parker Russell
Oh shit, you poor soul. I'll send the money thru paypal. Do you want my social security number and bank account details as well? Maybe a new lamborghini? Or maybe you prefer 7 bookcases? Man up OP. Call your friends over and do whatever you want. Be it gay orgies or LAN parties.