A couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend suggested that we have a threesome

A couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend suggested that we have a threesome.

I agreed instantly. Then she and I began discussing the actual logistics of what having a threesome would entail and it gradually became apparent that her idea of a threesome was me and some other guy. I thought she meant me and some other girl.

When this aspect of her proposal became apparent, I backed out and told her no way. She got really mad and said that I was being hypocritical for not being willing to share her with another guy when it was clear from my initial enthusiasm that I would have no problem fucking another girl right in front of her. After an argument that lasted about an hour, she proposed that if I let her have a threesome with me and another guy, she would agree to having a threesome with me and another girl, but only on the condition that her threesome happens first. I agreed. We came to this agreement last Sunday.

She just called me. The guy she wants to join us agreed to her proposal. He's some lawyer who works in her office. He's coming over tonight and I'm really nervous.

Any suggestions?

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you didnt even get to agree on the other guy? lame
do you at least have a girl or a few in mind that would agree to do it with you?

don't do it.

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Put the limitation that he has to have a condom on entire time, and you don't. Also, make sure you fuck her better than he does.

I personally wouldn't have agreed to such a thing, but hey, to each their own, cuck

stale pasta, friend

Bad form to fuck someone she is going to see all the time apart from you...

I smell an affair

fuck him in the ass, establish dominance

Leave her immediately. She doesn't want anything special with you.

Better cuck next time

Or make him suck your cock....Like, MAKE him.

Film all so you can but the video on the internet when you get cucked...

You are now a fucking Cuckold. I hobe you like do watch...

>He's some lawyer who works in her office
kek

Post tits of here

The rule of threesomes is that the Guy has final say in an MMF and the Girl has final say in the MFF.

Either that or you can just make him your bitch and tell him to suck your dick take it up his ass.

Accept that this is dangerous ground which may well destroy the dynamic of your relationship if it gets all fucked up

She may lose respect for you, you may find her revolting, perhaps you fall in love with new dude and ride off in to the sunset sucking his cock.

You fucked up man, pump and dump

or fuck his ass*

anybody knows source please?

This
If you clearly state that something is making you uncomfortable and say no to it, and they ignore you, it is no longer a threesome, its cheating, and they don't respect you.

smack him around a bit, make him your bitch

also pray that your dick is the same size or bigger.

good luck maintaining that relationship if the other guy is bigger

leave that whore
wait, you would fuck two girls?
kill yourself

probably bait but i'll take it. if it's some guy from her work she's already fucking him/wants to fuck him so this is her solution. if he's good in bed she'll just fuck him on the side or completely leave you because he's a lawyer and i'm assuming makes lots of money and he's a good fuck. tell her if he comes over the relationship is finished.

What do you to if he has a bigger dick than yours? And your GF like it?

fuck him in the butt

Did this with my girlfriend of 4 years a few years back and watching her get fucked was awful and it destroyed the relationship week afterwards. I remeber her smiling when she was getting nailed and for some reason it emotionally fucked me up. Im married now and actually love the committed life. Don't do it brah.

Be sure to lick her cunt as she gets fucked by him, always makes me diamond hard and gives the girl a great orgasm.
The best is him lying on his back and her riding reverse cowgirl so you have easy access to get your face down there and lick her good as he shafts her.
Sloppy seconds are a delight I can assure you you are in for a treat

In case it's not bullshit pasta... She just wants to fuck that guy at her office with zero guilt by having you agree to a 3 way.

I've pulled this shit on a couple of chicks.

She's gonna dump you afterwards faggot.

Op either dump this bitch now or after your supposed ffm treasome, which I don't think will happen. Either way your relationship is clearly over.

dump her
threesomes with another man never work out, she'll want to see him again and she'll do it behind your back
also nudes? you know, since you're going to destroy your relationship by letting her sleep with some random dude you've never met
you're an idiot OP

Femanon here

She's heard from the other women in her office that he has a huge dick. THAT is the reason she picked him.

Be prepared to be out classed in every way tonight. She's probably going to forget you're even in the room 30 minutes into it. Also, she's going to lose all attraction to you tomorrow. Your threesome is never going to happen cause your relationship was over a week ago.

Congratulations, your girlfriend is a whore and more than likely has been fucking lawyer boy behind your back.

THIS

Do both of these

Agree

Two fellas on a girl is great you can fuck her again and again
Two girls and a fella is boring, sounds exciting but in reality you cum real quick and the poor girls are left to their own devices

i had this happen with an ex

said i wanted to pick the guy, so i chose a total fag that was submissive.

Then proceeded to dom the shit out of him to the point that he cried while saying "im sorry sir" over and over while trying to eat my gf out and i was ramming it in his ass without care.

It was very hard to keep stiff since im like 99% straight, but i knew that if i showed weakness she would have me cucked within the second.

She hated it, thought i was being a total jerk to him and even left the room halfway through, then a month or so after that she was whispering in my ear she wanted to be turned into my little fuck toy like faggot from threesome was. we had some fun with that but since its not in my nature i got bored and asked for a ffm and thats when she broke up.

No regrets since didnt get cucked, but had to fuck a dude up the ass to get it done though.

You're a pathetic cuck

never ends well. ever

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dude she want's to fuck the lawyer dude but doesn't want to cheat on you, its a fucking sham. He just so happens to work in her office. think about it

OP: Go have a threesome, withour her. Dump the cunt. Obviously she wants to try other dudes, but also wants to watch you suffer through it.

ur not supposed to let her pick them, ur supposed to let her propose them and u agree or not. Welcome to Cuckland retard.

>>my girlfriend suggested that we have a threesome
usually when a girl say that she means
>I'm fucking my next boyfriend and have some residual guilt, so I'm going to throw you a bone and let you fuck a girl of my choosing in my presence. When I am sure that my upgrade is ready, I will accuse you of liking the other girl more as an excuse to dump you.
feel good that she was just saying
>I'm fucking my next boyfriend and want you to indulge my gangbang fantasy before I dump you for him.

Tell that bitch to fuck off you cuck. She's probably been fucking her work mate for ages, you'll be dumped on your arse soon enough.
You didn't even have a say on who the other party is? You're fucked.

Here's a real advice :

Don't consider "who first" or shits like this, you will have better satisfaction if you do it same time, i mean a "foursome" if the word exists ( sorry 'm french... )

If on the moment you have a prolem seeing her with the guy, don't panic, you got fresh material to carry about just under your fingers... And the other way, she won't have any time to spend on thinking about what you are doing to the girl, with something to do herself...

There is just one thing to figure out at the start : are you sure you really give her nice orgasms whn you fuck eachother ? And the other way, are you sure you really like to fuck her and will like it for many times ? If yes to the 2 questions, go ahead, no risks, i can telle you i had a swinging relationship for many years, this never change anything on our relationship...

Listen man, as a guy who has been the third dude in a threesome, I can very well tell you this is going to end bad. You will end up being a cuck, it always happens, no exception. Im still fucking the dudes girlfriend, she feels no remorse. She even pays our dinner with his credit card. If you dont mind being cucked stay with her, he will eventually leave, but your marriage will go down the drain and she will still want to fuck other dudes.

>my sexual experience is limited and i am autistic and angsty, so i refuse to tolerate the possibility of a sexually free and adventurous relationship with mutual respect.

source please?

This, she's going to end up cheating on you.

seconding this request

Watch out for cuckoldy vibes
Is she paying no attention to you?
Is she basically just fucking him and allowing you to be there and naked so it can be called a threesome?
If she ignores you and is all over him you are getting cucked friend.

This is why personally, I will never do an MMF threesome first, as generally it is more emasculating to be cucked for a man than it is defeminising to risk that same thing for a woman.

There is far greater social stigma placed on a man letting his woman fuck another dude, for numerous biological and evolutionary reasons, while no such stigma is attached to women in the same situation.

Being a woman attached to a man who can attract multiple females is, evolutionarily speaking, evidence that the female is able to attract a virile and desirable mate, and she has succeeded. A male who allows his partner to fuck many men, from a biological standpoint, is unable to ensure his progeny is his own, failing in his duty to safeguard the integrity of his lineage, and thus is seen as emasculated and weak.

underrated reply

Kek

Men that have sex with lots of women are called players or pimps.
Women who do the same are just called sluts.

What do you call a key that opens many locks? A MASTER key.
What do you call a lock that is opened by many keys?
A shitty lock.

dont cross the streams

You shouldve stuck to your guns, now some other guy is going to dick your woman. She works with him ffs man, she sees him all the time and now it will be ok to fuck him. I guarantee theyll be fucking on the side in short order. You arent a hypocrite, having a threesome with another man and another woman are different. You can just fuck a woman and not get attached, women cant do that as well with guys, they get emotional about it. In any case, you're supposed to fuck someone outside of your social circles, so it doesnt become any more than sex, so yeah, mistake.

Fake and gay. How many times are.you going to post this?

You know your shit, but rules is rules:

Tits or gtfo

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you can't /thread your own post, fag

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nah, dudes are called sluts all the same and girls are called sluts in the same way as guys are called players at times...
>only its the girls calling them this behind the boys backs

I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.

haha you're a faggot.

^

thank you Sir!
want to tell me how you found it? ;)

How do you know this? Is that what happened to you when you got dp'd you slut?

Truf be told, show us ur tits

Holy shit dude. She already had a guy in mind.... From her office?!?!? This is not about a threesome man, this is 200% about her getting permission to have that dude fuck her brains out. Back the fuck out now!

totally agree with you
and totally agree with this user

tities or shoo

Do you realiza that your gf surely has been cheating you waaay before she proposed you the threesome?

This isn't going to be the first time taking his dick. By asking your permission for the threesome, she's going to retroactively justify her prior instances of fooling around.

Women almost invariably stop respecting a male partner when they are able to fuck another man.

Many might not realise that they do, but they do nonetheless. The reasons for this are many and are deeply ingrained in the base psyche of the human mind.

Sorry OP, but unless you are yourself some remarkable cult of personality, and not many people are, it is likely that this will cause her to lose interest in you.

You're obviously a guy. Girls don't just sit around in their cubicles at work talking about their male coworkers junk. A work place is a professional environment and that doesn't happen. Girls aren't infatuated with sex the way guys are and they don't talk about sex all the time like guys do.

What are you, 12?

if you're not a lying faglord, you're doing it right alpha brah

>also 99% straight
kek
you're gay now mang

OP are you here?

You know OP, this is probably a test. She's seeing if you're the kind of little bitch that would let some other guy fuck her. You do this and you're done kid.

You can never be truly alpha if you aren't willing to fuck another man in the ass to dominate him, and enjoy that act of dominance.

The only way to be truly alpha is to embrace the fag side.

But... but...

Post here now! It´s your only chance!

Youll need a new girl, dude.

You're just not the one they're fantasizing about.

That's true, unless you fuck him.

Sorta. I wasn't dp'd, although that is what I was hoping for. My boyfriend came in my mouth only four minutes into it and he couldn't get another erection after that for the rest of the night. He just sat on the floor of our living room and watched the guy fuck me on the couch for over an hour.

He had this dumbfounded expression on his face, as if he had never seen a dick that big before. Anyway, I totally forgot he was there after I started cumming.

RIP your relationship.

>99% straight
>fucks guy in ass

Pick one

A real man fucks other men in the ass for dominance. Respect, dude.

top fucking kek

You can be 99% straight, fucking guys in the ass. Its called prison gay.

>Girls don't just sit around in their cubicles at work talking about their male coworkers junk.

lol'd. We so do thou. ALL DAY.

yup be like a fucking gorilla my friend just smash the guys face in when he even goes near your woman

% straight

faggot 100%

bitch post by neckbeard but true.id say a month though.
so what do u do to salvage this very bad cucked compromise?
Sup Forums blackmail of course.
1)set up hidden cam that will be where fuckfest is gonna happen with audio
2)stay out of frame at all times and do not talk on record
3)make sure his and her face gets on camera
4)keep kinky shit kinda spread around on bed for them to use,more they do,the better.
5ask why u arent participating ucan kinda slough it off make it seem like ur shy and had second thoughts about ur involvment
6)after done burn many copies and livestream for Sup Forums
beyond that if later she wants to cuck u and say she wants lawyer u can pimp the vudeo to local bar association and see if they are interested in his extra curriculars.Find his family/wife hes got one.More leverage.
7)tell him she has had vaginal warts for 6 mos.he backs off she goes back to u and if she wants to bitch out of threesome uve got ur said leverage.
only way ur gonna get ur two for one pussy prize.

I'm still hearing gay

as long as you are fucking 99 women for every man

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Yea we do! Tee hee, giggle giggle! I am totally also a girl!