We have illegal reports of dubs in the area. Please show me your singles and you can be on your way

We have illegal reports of dubs in the area. Please show me your singles and you can be on your way.

got nothing to hide, officer

KOK

i deny these accusations

I'm a sovereign citizen and am I begin detained?

Nothing here, officer
Just me Papa John!

WEEEEE

...

Would you like a pizza, officer?

haha...

Ah, fuck, who called the fucking cops agian?

im clean officer..

would you like to ... STFU

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>illegal reports

On the ground scumbag!

OH SHIT DETAIN HIM !!!

fuck with me

Officer i swear it isnt me..

fuck the police coming straight from the underground

GET ON THE GROUND

shit, he is infected. back up from me!

YOU WILL NEVER GET ME !!!!

Singles please

OH SHIT GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!!

Fuck the police

BUSH DID 9/11 !!!!

111 get

>a fucking woman cop
TRY IT BITCH

lol k

AHH

dub 76 and trip 7
>ISIS detected, launch nukes

Muchas garcias senor meester officero

XD UR FUCKED KIDDO

Don't fuck with Papa John

Im safe a swear

I have license tho

WAIT! DONT SHOOT!

shit

dindu nuffin

full house of shoots

OH MY GOD !!!! QUICK GET THE TASERS OUT

Here, officer

WHAT THE FUCK CALLING BACK UP, CALLING BACK UP ASAP!

I dindu nuffin

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Double triple + dubs
I recommend forced labour.

You shall let me pass

fuck tha police

rip

I'm white, I don't commit crimes. Step aside officer.

All good here

Here you go officer

If you faggots are in possession of illegal reports, I'm gonna have to call the FBI. We don't put up with corruption in these parts.

I don't have anything illegal in this bag.

black lives matter

Singles get

I'm white, there's no way I'll get dubs

singles get

He-here officer

nothing to see here señor officer

oh .. you are going away for a long time BUDDY !!!

ALLAHU AKBAR !!!

I'm clean, officer

HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK

HOLY SH*T SOME BRIING THE TASERS

>reads filename

That dude doesn't even have a radar gun... that's a fucking wireless bar code scanner. Pic related.

WAIT NO ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING

Build a wall, I'll dig under it

Try and catch me pig

Nothing to hide here officer

*click* *click* BOOM !!!!!!

Yeah I got dubs, fuck you gon do about it?

Fuck The Popo

kek

side note.. not wireless.. its corded.. they just never show it in the pictures

must you officer? I can assure you there are no dubs in my vehicle.

No dubs here. Only trips.

Actually they make both wireless and wired versions of that exact model. The wireless ones use Bluetooth if I recall. I use both of them at the warehouse I work in.

LIES

Check em

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XD WHY THAT THREAD FFS

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Eat a dick, pig. I don't got any dubs.

Just eatin mah chicken officer

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QUICK OFFICERS WE MUST RAID THIS MAN'S THREAD AND DETAIN HIM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

oi lad it's just me that guy with singles...

Fuck you piggy this is harassment

I AM A FREE INHABITANT AND YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR NOTHING

No dubs here officer

Listen officer I don't want any trouble.

OFFICER! THESE GUYS HAVE DUBS

Buu just has singles! Check them twice!

*muttering*
Fucking pigs

Officer please. No need for aggression if I must prove i am clean of dubs then so be it

Fuck u pig

Shoot my neck faggot

Nothing to see here

ALLAH AKBAR !!!